How supervillains are born

Skelenth··53 votes·2,945 views

Finally, after almost a whole month, with luck, sweat and tears, he once again obtained another Hextech Key Fragment. Full of anticipation, he opens the Loot section, his gaze wanders over his past accomplishment: A Veigar champion shard. Not this time he says to himself as he forges the three splinters into the key, and hovers his mouse over the Hextech Chest icon. Ten chests. How will he ever be able to open all of those, without spending money, like he pledged to himself so long ago? Open His eyes widen in the light of the animation, the sound was way too loud, he has to change that soon, but for now, what was it? Seriously? Eh... he sighs as the Tryndamere champion shard forms. Not this time Once again, he moves his mouse into the loot section, but this time, it will not be a Hextech Key he will be using, no. I will get at least one good thing today he mumbles, as he turns his one precious gemstone into a Key and a Chest. Once again, the animation shines bright, and as the portrait appears, he smashes his hand to the wall next to him. A crooked smile on his face.

Tryndamere Champion Shard

######Though this just happened to me, I'm not really mad, it's free, it's random, what do I expect with my luck? Just thought it was really funny in hindsight

35 Comments

Marshbouy33 votes

laughs in elementalist lux

GULAG 4 U1 votes

[zombie-nunu-tears]

Rundus11 votes

You have singlehandedly brightened up my day. Thank you sir

Marshbouy3 votes

You're welcome sir/madame/apache helicopter

Mhihnj3 votes

it's apache helicopter, thank you

DireXcon19 votes
CannonLordFreed16 votes

Correction: Supervillains are people who used to play support.

Hollandiae9 votes

I'll show them, you'll see. YOU'LL ALL SEE item 2045

Melledoneus5 votes

MY VISION SHALL BECOME YOURS! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!

doombotMECHA2 votes

"this collar ward will make you see what I see, make you uh--want what I want"

Silmaril5 votes

Tbh, I kind of expected the whole post to just be a picture of the Auto-fill icon

midnight oil245 votes

Nothing like getting a shard for one of your least favorite champs!

Mokkun2 votes

But the only thing worth getting is champ shards, because the only thing worth crafting is mastery levels. Relying on chests for skins or champs you don't own is not worth the headache.

50000000000000001 votes

Reroll champions?

Skelenth1 votes

Doesn't really make sense for me, the only champions I don't have, I don't have because I don't really like them. Did it anyways and got Janna permanent

garren91 votes

and guess what I'm 6 orange essence short of professor ryze riot just really hates us today.

Vouloir Oublier1 votes

[slayer-jinx-catface] Project katarina

Flyinguillotine1 votes

Bro I wish I could get champion shards. Ones that aren't Teemo anyway...

TheDelighted1 votes

I opened one , riven + gem . Forge gem into chest and key. Open chest. Divine raka plus gem. Made gem into chest and key. Opened and got Viktor. I dont even know if I'm lucky or not.

Xion The XIV1 votes

You think that is bad? I have about 40 champions. I have opened 25 boxes so far. 10 skins almost all of them trash. 15 Champion shards. Of all 15 they are champions I already owned. That was a couple months ago. But out of all of that I kept getting champions I already owned out of what 120+ champions.

10Tickler1 votes

:V Lootcrates shouldn't give Champ shards unless the person doesn't have EVERY CHAMPION unlocked.

Fairyfleur1 votes

you might need that blue essence though

Pacothegint1 votes

Bought chests shouldn't, earned chests are fine

10Tickler1 votes

For what?

I have every champion, and 10k IP. I don't need a random chance to get a new champion, and Riot hasn't shown any indication of making blue essence usable for ANYTHING else.

Fairyfleur1 votes

Mastery 6 and 7

10Tickler1 votes

I own, and play EVERY Champion

My masteries right now are in the 1 range, and that's on Karma and Illaoi.

G4LLOWSC4L1BR4TR1 votes

{quoted}Ten chests. How will he ever be able to open all of those, without spending money, like he pledged to himself so long ago?

I'll trade you some of my nine keys...

Epicanian1 votes

I have nine keys lol

xelaker1 votes

I have all the champs...don't wanna hear complaints

Mr Noggenfogger1 votes

My last three chests have all been shen. I own every champion, but riot's like "Hey,. I know that you really want elementalist lux, so I got you another shen champion shards. You only have enough champion shards to get the next three champions for free"

LA Losty1 votes

Before you read my comment i will have you know that in the 5 chests i opened prior to this one i got the following championshards: Udyr, Tristana, Veigar, Sion and Xin Zhao.

I noticed i had a keyfragment and i wanted to get the remaining 2 i was missing. I havnt played too much lately so obtaining a key should be easy... right? First key required me to play 22 games (16 wins). Final keyfragment took 18 games (12 were wins). I finally got to open my chest and behold, i got the cheapest possible skin fragment leaving me at 1049 essence/1050 that i needed for the lovely Battlecast UrGOD skin. 1 ESSENCE...

The Ender Cobra1 votes

I don't get it How do people have more chests than keys I HAVE 17 KEYS!!!!!!!!

Joseraph1 votes

Let me show you my -20% winrate

ImmortalBloodCY1 votes

Damn.. too funny... i couldnt stop laughing.

Thank you :)

Zerana1 votes

Maybe the odds of getting champion shards should decrease based on the number of champions owned.

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