Did you ever hear the story of Laughing Fish the Memer?

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Laughing Fish the Memer? I thought not. It's not a story most memers would tell you. It's a Boards legend. Laughing Fish was a Dank Memer of the Boards, so powerful and so wise he could use the Memes to influence the Boards to create rage... He had such a knowledge of the Dank Memes taht he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The Dank Meme of the Boards is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thin he was afraid of was losing his Memes, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.