Petition: Rebrand League of Legends as "Lag of Legumes"
Originally, "Lag of Legumes" was what I would call this game as an inside joke, but recently I realized the genius of this idea.
My calculations indicate that rebranding "League of Legends" as "Lag of Legumes" will increase Rito's profits and game health exponentially, as illustrated here: https://s27.postimg.org/9pv0a7rgz/Screen_Shot_2017_01_16_at_1_07_59_PM.png
If you think about this long enough, like I have, you will realize that this plan makes dollars and makes sense for all parties involved.