If you could bring two summoner spells with you in real life, what would they be?
for me, so I don't have to worry about getting to school late because of busy traffic
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find the real life poro king
because Fuck Walking or Driving.
because Fuck Walking.
If I could get a Third, it would be 
because what's more effective: healing wounds or preventing them?
Also 
would be a more efficient combination, Heal boost only lasts 1 second, but that extra jolt of energy from heal wouldn't be bad in other situations.
Flash because fcuk walls and teleport because duck traffic.
the pleasure of killing people without leaving any trace
Ohhhh yeah baby, 
I can smite any of those bugs flying around me and cleanse any annoying illnesses I might contract in the future. Perfection!
cause I really hate traffic.
cause some men want to watch the world burn
http://24.media.tumblr.com/50e6d13c648c8050350f0baf2c8bc175/tumblr_mves5fm8px1rrkbwwo4_250.gif
Cleanse so i can take a shit and not feel it the morning after and ignite so i burn my enemies to a respectable crisp.
Teleportation would be SO useful, and even if mana isn't a thing I feel like Clarity could be incredibly useful. Especially for homework.
Teleport. Heal. Who needs public transit when you can just warp there? Take heal, become boxer/MMA fighter. Health and speed boost can be invaluable. Get advertising contracts, become rich. Live comfortably after.
Revive? Surge? Ok then... Prob Ghost (#1 runner world) and hmm Heal (Local man cures cancer)
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, because then I wouldn't need a car, or a plane. Well, really any vehicle for that matter.
, so I could repair broken limbs, or cure any illnesses I get. Or, if I know that I'm about to get seriously fuckin' hurt, I can reduce how effective the blow will be.
Ignite and ghost
So i can burn all of my enimies and get away with it
TP and heal. Heal because you could heal others and not just yourself. Would use it to heal my mom from going on 9 years of being sick.
Ghost and ignite. Or chilling smite
. Becasue screw transportation, and I really want to get away from annoying people. So, boom. I flash through a wall. Ha
Because it's the most practical of all the summoner spells. Someone getting on your nerves? them so they shut up. Walking your dog, but they get off their leash? . Getting mugged?
I guess in either of those cases then works too.
this because we all need a little happiness in life and what makes people happier than poros?
just in case if someone gets injured really badly
Did I Do that? (smirking)
Flash and Teleport.
I'd be the most out of shape special forces soldier the world has ever seen.
I think I want {{summoner:2}}
Flash and TP, I can go anywhere I want, fuck you physics.
Ghost and TP
I have to run around a lot and chase a lot of people
And TP, because I don't want to drive and not a lot of places to walk where I am situated
{{summoner:2}} and revive
- to extract justice from monsters and get paid for it
Anything other than because it's mostly useless in its current form.
for sure. It would just be too good.
RIP Revive.