If you could bring two summoner spells with you in real life, what would they be?

nami tf·Jul 5, 2016·3 votes·1,263 views

for me, so I don't have to worry about getting to school late because of busy traffic

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cinomenapplebaeJul 5, 20164 votes

summoner 30 find the real life poro king

Surge06Jul 5, 20163 votes

Flash because fcuk walls and teleport because duck traffic.

AírJul 5, 20162 votes

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Crowe StalkerJul 5, 20163 votes

summoner 12 because Fuck Walking or Driving. summoner 4 because Fuck Walking. If I could get a Third, it would be summoner 21 because what's more effective: healing wounds or preventing them?

Also summoner 6 summoner 4 would be a more efficient combination, Heal boost only lasts 1 second, but that extra jolt of energy from heal wouldn't be bad in other situations.

nami tfJul 5, 20161 votes

that's true, but it's useful if i get injured too (car crashes)

Crowe StalkerJul 5, 20161 votes

summoner 21 prevents more damage and is a better Panic Button. Besides, if you died in the crash, can't heal, but if you reduced the damage of the collision, you might survive.

Also you could... you know... summoner 4 out of the way.

nami tfJul 5, 20165 votes

If I real life like I league, I'll probably flash into another car X_X

Crowe StalkerJul 5, 20161 votes

Barrier still comes back 30 seconds before Heal will, and again, you can only patch your wounds if you survive the burst, Barrier's better at mitigating the damage.

bloodybadger1Jul 5, 20162 votes

Cleanse so i can take a shit and not feel it the morning after and ignite so i burn my enemies to a respectable crisp.

RogueWillJul 5, 20162 votes

summoner 14 the pleasure of killing people without leaving any trace

KONO RUBICK DAJul 6, 20161 votes

so killing gives pleasure? hue.

RenascentJul 5, 20162 votes

Ohhhh yeah baby, summoner 1 summoner 11

I can smite any of those bugs flying around me and cleanse any annoying illnesses I might contract in the future. Perfection!

Blue Moon WolfJul 5, 20162 votes

summoner 12 cause I really hate traffic. summoner 14 cause some men want to watch the world burn

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Eunbi BiasJul 5, 20161 votes

Flash and Teleport.

nami tfJul 5, 20161 votes

aw damn I forgot about teleport

I wouda picked that

Reaper SorakaJul 5, 20161 votes

I think I want {{summoner:2}} summoner 12

MavenSongJul 5, 20161 votes

Flash and TP, I can go anywhere I want, fuck you physics.

The AqualiousJul 5, 20161 votes

Ghost and TP

I have to run around a lot and chase a lot of people

And TP, because I don't want to drive and not a lot of places to walk where I am situated

VesarixxJul 5, 20161 votes

{{summoner:2}} and revive

shaiithJul 5, 20161 votes

summoner 11 - to extract justice from monsters and get paid for it Anything other than summoner 4 because it's mostly useless in its current form.

EndlessSorcererJul 5, 20161 votes

summoner 12 for sure. It would just be too good.

RIP Revive.

Kitty DarkstarJul 5, 20161 votes

summoner 12 summoner 13 Teleportation would be SO useful, and even if mana isn't a thing I feel like Clarity could be incredibly useful. Especially for homework.

DarkRitualJul 5, 20161 votes

Teleport. Heal. Who needs public transit when you can just warp there? Take heal, become boxer/MMA fighter. Health and speed boost can be invaluable. Get advertising contracts, become rich. Live comfortably after.

Chaos689Jul 5, 20161 votes

Revive? Surge? Ok then... Prob Ghost (#1 runner world) and hmm Heal (Local man cures cancer)

FurriesAreHotJul 5, 20161 votes

Ghost also always passage through units

DraaaaaavéééééénJul 5, 20161 votes

summoner 12 summoner 11

BlitzidiousJul 5, 20161 votes

summoner 12 and .

summoner 12 , because then I wouldn't need a car, or a plane. Well, really any vehicle for that matter.

summoner 1 , so I could repair broken limbs, or cure any illnesses I get. Or, if I know that I'm about to get seriously fuckin' hurt, I can reduce how effective the blow will be.

KantanJul 5, 20161 votes

Ignite and ghost

So i can burn all of my enimies and get away with it

bulldoggamerJul 5, 20161 votes

TP and heal. Heal because you could heal others and not just yourself. Would use it to heal my mom from going on 9 years of being sick.

420 gramsJul 5, 20161 votes

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TP and heal. Heal because you could heal others and not just yourself. Would use it to heal my mom from going on 9 years of being sick.

But heal repairs damage. She needs cleanse lol

bulldoggamerJul 5, 20161 votes

The sickness was caused by damage to her ANS (Autonomic Nervous System). So heal would work for her case.

420 gramsJul 5, 20161 votes

Ghost and ignite. Or chilling smite

GibberwattJul 5, 20161 votes

summoner 12 summoner 4 . Becasue screw transportation, and I really want to get away from annoying people. So, boom. I flash through a wall. Ha

ByakuyaTwerkamiJul 6, 20161 votes

summoner 3 Because it's the most practical of all the summoner spells. Someone getting on your nerves? them so they shut up. Walking your dog, but they get off their leash? . Getting mugged?