League Tip #1: You Have Teammates

-zilean puts a bomb on shaco-

Go now my disciple, deliver my bomb of war for me.

This shall be fun!

So play bard? http://img12.deviantart.net/7b8b/i/2015/060/d/5/league_of_legends___bard__the_wandering_caretaker_by_debreks-d8jud1e.png

Those aren't teammates, they are enemies in disguise! Quick, before they take your CS! https://giphy.com/gifs/dUT2ybRu5Ytxu/?nodirect

League Tip #1.5: Treat your teammates like teammates so they're more likely to work with you.

as stacks?