When Mecha Rengar and the Mecha chromas get released next patch
Mecha Zero Sion, Mecha Aatrox, and Mecha Kha'Zix arrive at the secret Mecha hideout for their monthly meeting
Hey, everyone, good to see you all again.
Yeah, it's good to just hang out every once in a while, right?
Yep, always fighting can really get to you. How have you been, Sion?
YOU ARE OBSOLETE. I AM THE PROTOTYPE AND THE PINNACLE - THE FIRST GENERATION AND THE LAST!
Oh... You're still going on about that, huh? Ok...
Forget him, he's just jealous he doesn't have wings.
ALL I SEE ARE USELESS BELLS AND WHISTLES
Anyways... Hopefully Malphite gets here soon. I can't stand being around this guy for too long.
PATHETIC
Mecha Aatrox and Mecha Kha'Zix appear visibly annoyed, and sit down on the far side of the room - a few minutes later, Mecha Malphite enters and stands behind a podium at the front of the room
Alright, thank you all for showing up! Sorry I'm a bit late, but I have some BIG news for you all!
MINE'S BIGGER THAN YOURS!
Oh, did you have something for us, Sion?
YOU SUFFER FROM PLANNED OBSOLESCENCE!
...
What were you expecting? Let's just move on. What's the big news?
Right... Well, there's a few things, actually. First off, we're getting a new member to the Mecha skin line!
Oh, goody! Who's it gonna be? Another Void champ? Cho would fit right in here, you know!
I'll just let him come in and introduce himself.
Mecha Rengar enters the room
Hey, everyone! I'll be joining y'all here as a new Mecha!
Oh, you have got to be kidding me! This guy? Really? Couldn't it be anyone else?
Shut yer trap, BugBot, I'm just as upset as you are that I have to spend any time around yer ugly self!
INSOLENT UPSTART!
You wanna fight, fatty?!?! I'll murder you!
Alright, alright. Calm down. Let's all get along here. As I said, there's more news than just this. We're getting... Mecha chromas!
Ah! Finally! Now we can all be as cool as you, Malphite! I'm so tired of this same blue color all the time!
Yesssss, change is gooooood!
ALL ABOARD! THE HYPE TRAIN!
That's one thing we can agree on, I suppose.
So, what are the chromas, Malphite?
Aatrox, you'll be getting 3 chromas - white and gold, purple and pink, and black and red.
Purple and pink? Well, alright... Still, pretty nice. I'm excited to try them out!
Kha'Zix, you'll be getting 6 chromas - purple, green, pink, blue, yellow, and white.
Mmmmmmm, so many to choose from! Wonderful!
And, finally, Rengar will be getting 5 chromas along with his new skin! Black and gold, red and black, white and blue, purple and green, and white and red.
Ah, sweet! A skin and chromas, all at once! This is a great gig!
Wait, you said "finally", right? That means...
That's right. That's all the chromas that are coming in.
Mecha Aatrox and Mecha Kha'Zix turn and stare at Mecha Zero Sion
The final piece of news is that, because there are more of us with chromas than just me, I'm starting up a Chroma Club for everyone with chromas. We'll be able to hang out, drink the finest quality oil, and crush as many towns as we please together! It's gonna be a great time for all of us with chromas! Since there's no more business here, everyone in the Chroma Club follow me for our first meeting!
Mecha Malphite walks out and gestures for Mecha Aatrox, Mecha Kha'Zix, and Mecha Rengar to follow him
So, uh... Sion. We can't hang out anymore. We're cool now. Later!
Yeah, sucks to be you, bro!
The 3 follow Mecha Malphite out of the building, leaving Mecha Zero Sion all alone
time to take... the pain train... i-i'm not falling apart... i just need a - a little d-duct tape...
#FIN
