The worst crime ever committed.

The Kombinator·8/30/2019, 9:39:10 AM·4 votes·1,329 views

Toxic behaviour. It is the worst crime ever done, and known to humanity.

Every human has 99,99% chance to be seriously oversensitive, and have huge depression. Any toxic behaviour around them cause instant suicide.

Each second over 2 million players commit suicide, because of seeing toxic behaviour. So far it caused over 40 trillion death. Surpassing every genocide ever committed.

Finding the mute button requires over 9000IQ. 99,9999% of humanity could never figure it out. Not even if you put into the tutorial, and show a tutorial on loading screen.

But even if you find it you need the combined strength of 6 million lama to press it. It requires so much strength, and determination, that even Flowey from Undertale gets scared. Only 1 from 99 trillion human can do it.

So make sure to report, and Riot should use 110% of the resources, and support team to get rid of toxic behaviour. You sooner beat an enemy with an int. feeder or a true troll in your team, or an enemy with 20 rank above, than pressing the mute.

21 Comments

Arcade Lulu8/30/2019, 9:41:05 AM3 votes

I'm guessing someone got punished [sg-lulu]

1wolfpack8/30/2019, 12:36:42 PM3 votes

Its funny how people say its okay to be toxic and everyone else is over-sensitive. BUT, WHY DO U NEED TO TYPE SHIT IN CHAT? how sensitive do u need to be to go around talking shit all game, when u can (I dunno) just play the game, and if someone dies, or makes a bad play, u keep playing the game and try to win.

I have yet to see anyone use chat for anything positive, its all hate against ur own team-mates or asking for reports.

Mordepool8/30/2019, 12:15:36 PM2 votes

You lack perspective.

GrãñðmãstêrShãçø8/30/2019, 10:07:48 AM1 votes

highlight of my day lol

DBS Ronovon8/30/2019, 12:28:45 PM1 votes

Don't report people.

Teh Song8/30/2019, 1:42:03 PM1 votes

Lot of serious replies for a memes and games thread.