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The basic rules of lowelo

The Kombinator·6/25/2019, 10:41:49 AM·63 votes·21,015 views

If you win no matter how hard, or easy write "gg ez" at the end. You won't get punished for it ever, and enemy will be outraged.

If you win lane, then losing the game is not your fault no matter what.

If your teammate is soft losing the lane, then DON'T YOU DARE to help him. If soft lose turns into hard lose, then start flaming, if enemy start roam, then flame, if teammate dies to gank, then flame, if teammate lose turret, then flame.

Botlane stat is always combined. And no matter how good/bad the carry, or support they go together. Even if one afks out for babyrage the other is to blame as well.

If you lose even just slightly, then spam surr. after 15.

You are free to quit for whatever reason you have. Such as denied penta, being ganked more by enemy than team, or simply having a bad moment. You need to go afk at least 25 times in a month to get real punishment. Use it!

Ranked is the only game mode, that exist in the game. You are not allowed to go any other game mode ever. If you want to switch role, or try out new champion, then do it on ranked!

If you lose, then ALWAYS blame the team. Even if you are first timer champ, and give 10 kills to enemy in 10 minutes. It's jungler's fault. If you dive enemy on lvl2 and die as ADC, then blame support. Remember, that you are always the BEST player.

Never forget to report everyone for everything. If enemy just says a word, or a joke, then get offended. If teammate gives advice, then get offended, because he obviously thinks, that you are noob. If team loses, then report entire team for int. feed. If team wins, then report anyone who ever said a word for something, and those who didn't should be reported for refusing communication.

EDIT (thanks for reminding me): Wards are for the weak! Don't use them. If you die to enemy gank, then blame your jungler.

EDIT2 (thanks for reminding again): NEVER. Under no circumstances check the map, and the position of teammates, and enemy. Engage at any time against any enemy. If at least 1 of you die, then you are allowed to report everyone who lived for not helping, and everyone who died for feeding.

70 Comments

bronze smurf696/25/2019, 11:58:54 AM15 votes

You forgot a rule: never use wards. Wards are toxic and should be reportable for using them.

Anyway, this reminded me of a match I had where I was playing Amumu Jungle and in minute like 5 (Idk, but it was early af) I ganked my top laner and killed the enemy Darius.

He went "gg" and afk-ed right after. Yeah...1 gank = rage quit. I don't know if I should track the dude and give him a bitch slap and educate the fucker or laugh at his stupidity.

Aladoron6/25/2019, 10:51:53 AM13 votes

IDK what do you mean by low elo, but this is clearly the case until mid dia :D

Very nice summary!

Makarakarn6/25/2019, 12:24:14 PM8 votes

Imagine not posting this in memes and games

Lemexis6/25/2019, 1:52:07 PM8 votes

You forgot something else :

Splitpushing is trolling and never a legit tactics. If you lose the 4v5 you wholeheartedly jumped into, spam the "?" ping on the splitpusher and report him for trolling. It doesn't matter if he just took 2 turrets and 1 inhib, and if he warned you not to pick a 4v5 while he was doing it and his TP wasn't ready.

Lemexis6/25/2019, 12:07:53 PM8 votes

[{quoted}](name=The Kombinator,realm=EUNE,application-id=ZGEFLEUQ,discussion-id=pAETVmlM,comment-id=,timestamp=2019-06-25T10:41:49.068+0000)

If you dive enemy on lvl2 and die as ADC, then blame support. Remember, that you are always the BEST player.

As a support main, this is so true. At one point I had to recall, and while I was going back to lane, the Jhin I was playing with proceeded to go 1v2 against I think Miss Fortune and Lux. The worse was that he was like half-hp at that point while both the enemies were full hp. Like, he really went all-in. When he obviously died after doing almost no damage he said something like "trash support", and insulted me when I tried to politely make him understand how bad what he just did was (that was when I still believed that toxic people had a semblance of intelligence, now I just mute them).

Playing support is generally fun but it can also be very frustrating...

ANearMiss6/25/2019, 10:53:31 AM7 votes

I came looking for actual tips, but you're spot on buckaroo.

Thingamajig6/25/2019, 11:01:47 AM4 votes

you never play around your weak players

better to have a 10/0 carry and a 0/10 top laner thana 0/0 carry and 0/3 top laner

Uraraka6/25/2019, 11:10:59 AM3 votes

Most basic rule is most players have"me good, you bad" attitude and large ego even though they're bad at the game and refuses to learn anything from their mistakes.

SigTauInfinite6/25/2019, 11:42:21 AM3 votes

This is the best thing I've ever read on the boards. Lmao :) Kaisa

Luther King Jr V6/25/2019, 12:42:51 PM2 votes

my teammates usually help me when i soft lose a lane i find it cute but insulting bc they think i cant win it alone

Oyee6/25/2019, 12:17:43 PM2 votes

The people that do what u said are depressing

Light Burner6/25/2019, 9:17:03 PM1 votes

You forgot "better jg wins" when it comes from the lanes that fed their asses off the entire game.

Or the feeding laner who's still building ad in top lane. We all know you renekton/darius players.

Or the guy that picks lee sin and plays for late game and misses every Q.

Bob the Toastr6/25/2019, 10:14:34 PM1 votes

Botlane stat is always combined. And no matter how good/bad the carry, or support they go together. Even if one afks out for babyrage the other is to blame as well.

There is one exception to that one, and that happens when you feel the need to flame the support for "being useless" and "having no kills" when the support is 0/1/20 and has a better vision score than the rest of the team put together.

NelsieLisnen6/25/2019, 11:22:18 PM1 votes

I played kai'sa today, got lux support. At the start, enemies chase us into the jungle and I get a double kill. In lane, lux keeps disrespecting a Xayah-Rakan combo and gets picked like 4 times. I type that she should be more careful and that we shouldn't be so aggro. She proceeds with "I don't care about this game" and goes on to camp base. I'm an advocate of learning, but stuff like that makes me think some people's brains are biologically incapable of higher thought processes.

DUDE BRO6/26/2019, 5:22:34 AM1 votes

You forgot the most important rule:

If anything you disagree with ever happens (someone picks a champ you don't like in lobby, teammate takes 1 cs from you, etc), immediately say "gg its over" and continue to remind your team how that one event ruined the entire game until you can surrender.

Sulghunter6/26/2019, 7:21:27 AM1 votes

This would be funny if it weren't so depressing.

Sodeb Lacudomite6/26/2019, 7:22:30 AM1 votes

Go to https://porofessor.gg/ spectate a diamond or master or challenger game don't forget to turn the /all chat on in the settings

See for yourself... your lowelo rules also apply at high elo! I would say, these are "solo queue" rules ;) If you're climbing thinking "it will be better in high elo", well, I am sorry but it won't be.

The only solution is 5 premade you trust =)

ZaFishbone6/26/2019, 1:14:33 PM1 votes

[{quoted}](name=The Kombinator,realm=EUNE,application-id=ZGEFLEUQ,discussion-id=pAETVmlM,comment-id=,timestamp=2019-06-25T10:41:49.068+0000)

If you win no matter how hard, or easy write "gg ez" at the end. You won't get punished for it ever, and enemy will be outraged.

I thought these were supposed to be sarcastic facts, not real ones.

ITZ ICY6/26/2019, 1:52:58 PM1 votes

10/10

It perfectly describes plat 1/dia 4 elo, and people still think it's not low elo lol. It's the best when people say "it's d4 elo, it's high elo" like, no, even d1 isnt hight elo anymore lmao.