Why does Yasuo never get locked out of his house?

Glory ln Death··63 votes·2,627 views

Well, I mean...

His walls only stop projectiles, so... he just walks through them.

It's not the best design security-wise, to be honest, but it sure is convenient!

38 Comments

MXXXXXL27 votes

Upvoted because it's not the dumb "Hasa-key" joke.

Roit Gums13 votes

Because he Hasa-key!

Ralanr30 votes

I thought it was because he was homeless.

Malicious Metal3 votes

Or because he's a responsible individual.

Heretic Lunari14 votes

Expected a plot twist, not disappointed

The Aqualious9 votes

Uggh and the privacy issues too, have some decentcy and get real walls

Glory ln Death5 votes

Seriously - they say a glass house is bad, at least it's a solid material. And you can get glare off of it for some privacy.

The Aqualious2 votes

And you can do things to glass to make it hard to see through... This breaks sooooooooooooo many laws, god damn it

50000000000000007 votes

you called me?

The Aqualious1 votes

I did?

Velzard of Koz1 votes

That integer/long

Samflash33 votes

Hey at least if you throw stones, rocks, etc at it, it vanishes.

Velzard of Koz2 votes

Talyah security system. Only Talon Hacking Company can get through that.

Dicerson1 votes

{quoted}

Talyah security system. Only Talon Hacking Company can get through that.

talon hacking....

talon is ezio from assassins creed...

Watchdogs was made by the same people, and runs very much in the same vein....

TALON IS WATCHDOG MAIN CHARACTER!?!?

Deep Terror Nami6 votes

Alright, you got me, have an upvote.

Glory ln Death1 votes

I will treasure your vote above all the rest!

GULAG 4 U5 votes

*Because people hate him so much that he suffers from depression and locked himself in his house

FIFY

Marshbouy5 votes
Glory ln Death10 votes

Yes, many people have asked this question. But they all gave an incorrect answer - a very annoying, punny answer.

I have provided the correct answer to the question - enlightening the Boards as to Yasuo's housing choices.

Marshbouy4 votes

no. Not the "hasakey" joke, one that is a near carbon copy of what you said.

Glory ln Death2 votes

Well, I've certainly never heard it before.

Yaśuo Main9 votes

Wow, I guess you have selective sight.

Next thing you know, you will have selective ViSion .

Glory ln Death2 votes

I like you.

Vi x Sion OTP.

The Ender Cobra5 votes

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Wow, I guess you have selective sight.

Next thing you know, you will have selective Vi Sion .

Marshbouy1 votes

Well, I've certainlyT never heard it before.

ok ill fed then1 votes

Well considering he's a wandering swordsman... it's pretty obvious. He has no house to begin with. Come on people*[zombie-brand-facepalm]*

Sona Ping1 votes

Well that explains his hair.

WacingTheFind1 votes

I thought the answer was that he needs to keep running from his haters.

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

Heck, it doesn't even destroy all projectiles!

...If you consider Azir's soldiers, Syndra's balls, and Orianna's ball projectiles.

Glory ln Death1 votes

Emperor Azir - using soldiers as projectiles since 2014.

EvilUnicornLord2 votes

Syndra - using minions as projectiles since 2012.

Snowplosion1 votes

I was expecting it was because he doesn't have a house. After all he is homeless.

Glory ln Death3 votes

He has built himself a house of wind. Very easily transported from place to place.

Knalxz1 votes

But he's homeless oh, wait...I get it.

Tomosima1 votes

Imagine what a kinky individual JarvanIV is locked all up with a bunch of dudes

DarkfireAM1 votes

Was gunna' call meme theft, but you didn't steal ma' meme.

Know that I'm watching, always watching...

Glory ln Death2 votes

And I am watching you watching me. But my watching is better than your watching because Sion doesn't blink.

And, just so you know - all the memes are belong to me! I'll take what I please!

DarkfireAM1 votes

Memes...too strong.

I must train...TO THE HYPERBOLIC TIME CHAMBER!

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