You wake up snuggling with your favorite champ

I'm pretty sure I'm going to jail

me: hey, um Cho, how and why are you here? : Do not question it human, now go back to sleep. me: um bu- : uses Feral Scream go back to sleep!

Wow, this is so many versions of awkward... I don't have a number one favorite, so I'll go less awkward...

"Ugh, another evil day under the accursed sun..."

Me "Um, good morning?"

"How dare you praise the sun!" (lifts sword from the bedside table)

Me "Whoa, Hey, don't... uh... Did you hear that one about the Moon going for a walk?"

"No, enlighten me thrall."

(several bad joke exchanges later)

Me "So, what do you do all day if you despise the sun?"

"Close the blinds and shut the door if you want to find out."

Me "O_O ummmm... wow, I mean, ok... If you want to..."

"I have this AWESOME lava lamp shaped like the moon! I watch it all day long!"

Me "Oh. Yeah. That's cool too..."

...

Me: ...

...

Me: ...So we never speak about this again?

Don't worry about that. Rips out soul. Gets out of bed. Has a good day.

:

I have no idea what he is doing there, but I think I need to get checked for space aids.

Me: ...-incredibly red face- : Speak of this to no one.

I WET THE BED. IT'S FIRST GRADE ALL OVER AGA- OhheyNamiwhat'supdidn'tknowyouwerehere.

Cry tears of joy that Im cuddling with my Husbando

". . . "

Me: " . . . "

"Sooooo. . . "

Me: "Sooo. . . Bacon and eggs?"

Me: "I'm. . Just gonna go to. . THE BATHROOM, I SWEAR!"

Demacia :^)

What the... WHAT THE OH MY GOD KILL IT KILL IT : I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL

"soon, none will question us" brings out multiple soldiers

•_•

wake up with a staff in my face and random fur in places i didn't know existed

That tongue.

Be half awake, wrapped around with tails, touches fluffy tails, proceeds to go back to sleep in the best bed ever. I'm sure I'd be hugging her if this became true, and any more would depend on if she decided to wake me up or not.

There are three certainties in life. Honor, death,.... And hangovers ;) Me: O_O

Whisper"Want to know why me roger is so jolly?"

I'd Just snuggle with her and hope she doesn't kill me.

My bed isn't big enough...................

"morning babe...."

Me"w-what's going on, why does my ass feel like it had a nuclear war head shoved down there?"

"it was a head, but it wasn't of the nuclear kind. Heh...heh..."

Me "so um.....we tell no one about this?"

"Oh, it's too late for that we're kind of a thing now....the whole league knows"

Me"oh.....well.... you like pancakes and bacon?"

"Hell yeah!"

... ... I'm calling the cops. ..!

i'd show him a bloody good time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

This is incredibly sexy and all but does the boar really has to be there?

I'd do generic anime things like freak out, deny my feelings for her, and go on adventures where she hits on me (literally) and I do all that stupid stuff and call her "baka" while blushing.

Nobody will be fooled.

Also all that weight would probably kill me. Gauntlets OP.

i would blush

...ahri, i'm not into...

I WAS PLANNING ON JOINING NOXUS TOMORROW, I SWEAR

I wouldn't wake up, because I'd be dead.

of joy, "I'll be your friend, forever!"

It would be outrageous...truly, truly outrageous. I'd be in bed all day, but not for sleep or snuggles... ;)

Oh god...

get killed before I can scream