When You Act Tough

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People may laugh at this, but (at least for folks in NA) they have no idea how accurate it is unless they have lived in the South. 4-5 inch cockroaches flying through the air, trying to land on your face, are no jokes.

Seriously, if those things played League, they would be Kled mains, because as soon as you enter their territory, they go after you like you wouldn't believe! They ain't scared of you, oh no! They go on the offensive!

Walking into a room, turning the light on, and suddenly seeing one of those roaches sprinting at you at, like, 50 miles per hour or dive bombing you kamikaze style through the air is one of the most terrifying things in the world!

LOL

As someone who has general phobia of any arthropod... I get the same feeling like when I watch Australian channels...

I am glad my biggest concern is mere annoying night moth.

I went to college in TX for 6 years. I saw my fair share of roaches, but they usually ran away from me. The ones I encountered were more like Skarl than Kled.

http://cdn1.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/1213/funny-nope-roach-fly-face.gif

Respect the roaches. Normally, I'd be able to stand a roach being in my vicinity. But the moment it's wings spread I be like:

http://gph.is/1VKFWk0