That moment you just refuse to die
So, I just finished an ARAM match in which I refused to die as 
. Being the little sarcastic shit I am, I constantly walked down the lane and spammed laugh, dance, taunt, and joke.
My team was ROFLOL stomping them because it was a 5 v 4. Which, you know, sucked for them, but I was too busy telling them to watch what they say to care. Their 
tried to jump me, ulting in. But I was all like "Step to," and shot him in the face with my gun. Their 
tried to shoot me down, but I double shotted him back. 
even tried to...tried to...actually, I don't know. I just stayed away from him. None of them could touch this pirate booty! (I mean, they did, but the DJ 
knew how to keep the party going, so I stayed turnt up the entire game. Also helps that she healed me from all that burst and 
be like, "I'll die for the cause!"Sona be my bae <3!)
At the 20 min mark we bypassed their inhibitor. I just freshly peppered the enemy with my totally painful bullets of flying death that did TONS OF DAMAGE (though I only had 3 dorans, so they only tickled) Suddenly, I saw Riven E towards me with her giant freaking sword, and I'm like, "Naw, chika! I ain't goin down today, nuh uh!" So, I totally Q'd her and ran back. Then she dried to flash in on me, and I flashed out. Hah! I had Jukes for days! Then she snowballed me...And I died...QnQ
: "GET REKT!"
: ;(
: Nuuuu!!! The dream!
: Hell yeah. Been trying to do that all game. Fuck winning.
: ...
: Achievement Unlocked: Kill the Cancer
: Honors.
But then I spent 10,300 gold, came back with a bunch of swords a bow and arrow, and was like, "The hell I'm doing with all these if I use guns?" went in, got myself killed again like a scrub cause I thought I was invincible like a noob. Spent a little more, came back, got a triple, blew up their nexus, and danced in the victory screen like, "Look at me now! Look at me now! I'm gettin' paper!"
Lol...the bronze life 
Forever Bronze V
Also, shout out to the Riven who finally got me to stop taunting long enough to pull my head out of my rear.
