Kalista is too late

The revenge lady strikes again Was this done already? I don't know, but here's the drabble. I hope I made someone laugh. I had fun writing.

"Hey you!" "Who? Me?" "YES you. Come over here. Your former buddy... he betrayed you, didn't he?" "Who? TF? Well yeah, but..." "I can help you get revenge!" "But..." "REVENGE you want that don't you? REVEEEEENGE. Of course you do.. just throw yourself on this spear darling, and .." "Yeah, thanks for the offer lady nuts, but I ain't interested." "HOW?! Everyone wants revenge, you can't just..." "Yeah well TF and I are buddies again, he saved my behind. You can go bother someone else now." "BUT.. BUT... Your whole character revolved around revenge..." "Not anymore. Good thing there's someone to replace me now." wink :|

Later

"Hey Gangplank, I heard that red haired dudette betrayed you hehe" "..." "I enact revenge myself, I won't let anyone else do it instead of me." -_____-

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Call 9-677-893-REVENGE if you're interested in someone else completing your revenge instead of you.