Jhin Ross
You're lazilly changing channels on TV when all of a sudden a certain show captures your attention.
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Welcome to the joy of Killing Painting. I’m so glad you were able to join us today. First off we’ll run the colors we’re going to use on-screen.
After a split second the word RED flashes across the screen. No other colors follow it.
Now now no need to grow impatient. Art requires a certain... patience. Before we start I must show you the tools I’ll be using. I used to be a big fan of blades. But my patrons were kind enough as to lend me my beautiful whisper. Here you can see her lovely craftsmanship along with her beautiful liquid white coating.
Today we will be "enhancing" this beautiful Ionian landscape you see before your very own eyes.
Hmm… its missing something. Oh I know! How about some targets!
Jhin maniacally points to the "volunteers" tied to wooden poles across diferent distances on the field.
As you can see here we have Fi..... Fiiiiii....Fiiiiiiiivvvvv....
Excuse me for a moment.
BANG!
FOUR happy little targets for us to execute, ahem I mean "paint".
BeFOUR we begin I want to thank our sponsor Yorick’s grave digging service......
