"You see Ivern..."
For those not familiar with the meme being parodied: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/you-see-ivan
"You see Ivern, when carry three guns, you are of doing three times more damage."
"You see Ivern, if use Q enemy not chase, for fear of killing themself."
"You see Ivern, if have passive like me, enemy no kill you for fear of getting blown up."
"You see Ivern, if get rid of legs you not have buy boots, so you can be buying more of damage instead."
"You see Ivern, if have ult like me you can kill enemy in-game and real life with heart attack, making chance of win higger."
"You see Ivern, enemy not able kill you if never die"
"You see Ivern, though I not have joke for this character, can still use him because of topical accent."
"You see Ivern, enemy not able kill you if cannot see you."
"You see Ivern, if you never played, technically never lose."
Edit: If anybody can come up with more please do so.
You see Ivern? Because I can't. Please tell what is going on.
"What he said."
"You see Ivern , when have broken weapon, you become the broken"
"You see Ivern, when look like me, win lane because enemy playing with one hand"
"You see Ivern, buy swords in case run out of the ammo"
"You see Ivern, when you no smoke, deal more damage because healthy"
"You see Ivern, if have metal crown for jaw, is difficult speak normal."
"You see Ivern, if throw gold card on tower, card is never miss for towers no dodge like champions."
"You see Ivern, if save ult use on self like me, is lesser die so save more allies."
"You see Ivern, if die in real like me, get barrels so enemy's die is stronger."
"You see Ivern? No one can kill when you on pole."
"You see Ivern? No one kill jungle critters if you can ult to save them"
"You see Ivern? No, no you don't. You see me. Who the hell looks at a tree when the Draaaaven is around?
"You see Iver-
yuo see ivern, when sapping of magic like me, enemy will not cast spell for fear of give you the healing
You see Ivern, if silence is use on tower, then tower no can use shoot ability.
You see Ivern, enemy champion no hit you with sword in fear of burning.
You see Ivern, when have sand army, no need to leave fountain.
You see Ivern, when have shield door like Braum, enemy no hit you in fear of breaking weapon.
You see Ivern, with fast charge lazer, win game because enemy no take dragon in fear of steal.
You see Ivern, if you stand behind you stab harder.
You see Ivern, if you have turrents, enemy can't kill you if they being shot
You see Ivern, if you have fiery bear, no enemy come kill you
You see Ivern, if you have cupcakes, enemy no farm because you kill them
You see Ivern, if you have thousand slows, you no die
"You see ivern, You should be a hueman under my control"
