Our Morde vs Their Morde

The Aqualious·Oct 13, 2016·40 votes·3,368 views

Our Morde: http://th05.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2012/346/a/f/wip_mordekaiser_vs_teemo_2_0__abit_of_colour__by_artsed-d5nvq59.jpg

Their Morde: https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M9980a3efc2637adc1c3e3c84b239b45co0&pid=15.1

No one beats Malicious Metal...

89 Comments

Malicious MetalOct 13, 201646 votes

Who said i'm YOUR Morde?

I'm a strong independent Murder Emperor who needs no friends!

Okay, that was a joke, pls don't hate me too much

The AqualiousOct 13, 201611 votes

Technically... Your OUR BOARD'S Primary Mordekaiser Main...

And don't worry metal head we all love you

EvilUnicornLordOct 13, 20165 votes

That's the funny thing about the boards, we have a Morde main, a Teemo main, a Wukong main, a Sona main, a Sion main, and so on.

The people here, despite having the tag "[CHAMPION] main" aren't really defined by their mains.

EDIT: Almost forgot, there's actually a rock band of Morde mains, a charge of Sion mains, an orchestra of Sona mains, but, oddly enough, I haven't seen multiple yordle mains (unless Cap7ain Teem0 does actually main Teemo, I'm too lazy to check).

A Superb VillainOct 13, 201611 votes

{quoted} I haven't seen multiple yordle mains

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The AqualiousOct 13, 20165 votes

MAKE UP YOUR MIND DAMN IT

A Superb VillainOct 13, 20161 votes

Excuse you, I own all the Yordles but I only play one.

The AqualiousOct 13, 20161 votes

No... If you'll stay or if you'll go... We know you main Shorty

A Superb VillainOct 13, 20162 votes

You can't get rid of evil.

The AqualiousOct 13, 20162 votes

We have a lot of evil here

A Superb VillainOct 13, 20162 votes

Yes, but I have class.

The AqualiousOct 13, 20161 votes

And I have chaos so it's all balanced out

A Superb VillainOct 13, 20163 votes

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The AqualiousOct 13, 20162 votes

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Glory ln DeathOct 14, 20163 votes

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Pierce The VealOct 14, 20161 votes

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Yes, but I have class.

You're not high class though.

Kitty DarkstarOct 17, 20161 votes

They get rid of me very easily

MelledoneusOct 14, 20161 votes

Literally ignored the ninja.

Am I just that good at being stealthy?

EvilUnicornLordOct 14, 20161 votes

I don't know the mains of every board member. I know Blue Moon Wolf plays Wukong, JayHog1992 mains Teemo, Aqualious18 still doesn't have a main, and so on. But I don't know who ~~HadesTheHandsome~~ MadKingHades or Laughing Fish mains.

MelledoneusOct 14, 20161 votes

Hades mains Draven I think, and Fish mains Garen.

EvilUnicornLordOct 14, 20161 votes

I suspected as much with Fish, being Demacian and all. But I was actually thinking Vladimir for Hades simply because that's the closest souding champion to the words "handsome Hades". At least I got him being Noxian right.

The AqualiousOct 14, 20161 votes

Hades is Mainless too... Frequents tanks and Kass though

Tides of Blood mains Vlad Tidal Tyrant mains Gangplank

I formerly mained Shaco but... May.... MAY transition into an ADC main... Maybe

TyrekGoldenspearOct 14, 20161 votes

Brand main over here. (Used to spam Garen and Lux)

EvilUnicornLordOct 14, 20161 votes

This entire time I thought it was JarvanIV .

TyrekGoldenspear

TyrekGoldenspearOct 14, 20161 votes

Funny story. I tried to main J4.

Realized. I suck at him. :(

My play style is passive at best, with me trying to avoid early trades while J4 itches for a cheese first blood.

Demacia still holds a special place in my heart however.

My name is a reference to Demacian names actually, not specifically J4, and is a double reference to Azir with his golden armor and his Soldier's spears, another champ I used to main.

EvilUnicornLordOct 14, 20161 votes

Really? Because I got a Brand champion shard and Spirit Fire Brand skin shard.

I thought "Well, maybe Riot's trying to tell me something."

Turns out, that was "You suck at Brand."

But, to this day, I've never played Brand with his default skin.

TyrekGoldenspearOct 14, 20161 votes

Lol, I got a Bloodstone Taric permanent from a reroll, thought "why not" and bought Taric.

Haven't regretted it since.

And why would you use the classic skin? Spirit Fire Brand rules. It's the first skin I bought and I have never used the default skin since.

EvilUnicornLordOct 14, 20161 votes

Yeah, only the fake supports use Armor of the Fifth Age Taric. But defending the ADC is a job to be taken seriously, it's not all prancing about in pink! As an owner of that skin, I agree, Bloodstone Taric is the best.

I don't use the classic skin. What is this, 2001? Gimme the Spirit Fire VFX anyday!

TyrekGoldenspearOct 14, 20161 votes

Reads awkwardly as i bought the 5th age armor on sale just today.

I hope they release chromas of the Armor of the Fifth Age skin.

A very deep blue would be very nice and chill.

It's part of the reason i bought Spirit Fire. He's blue and has among the most complex VFX of all his skins. Plus i liked the look over Cyrocore.

LauchmelderOct 13, 201612 votes

{quoted}

EUW Morde: http://th05.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2012/346/a/f/wip_mordekaiser_vs_teemo_2_0__abit_of_colour__by_artsed-d5nvq59.jpg

NA Morde: https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M9980a3efc2637adc1c3e3c84b239b45co0&amp;pid=15.1

No one beats Malicious Metal...

Fixed it for ya m8.

http://imgur.com/gallery/cpzYXCI

The AqualiousOct 13, 201611 votes

Considering the only Morde Na is The Worst Morde NA...

Hmmm...

Sahn UzalOct 13, 20163 votes

Ended up 1v1-ing Malicious Metal's Morde once, as Morde. Not a fun experience.

The AqualiousOct 13, 20163 votes

1v1ing Malicous just sounds scary to begin with...

Was it a mirror match or what?

Sahn UzalOct 13, 20161 votes

Yeah it was a Mirror match. If I were GP I might've had a chance... Or Sion even. But Morde? Fuck no

Malicious MetalOct 13, 20162 votes

Huehuehue

I'll gift you Sailor GP if you win against me :^)

The AqualiousOct 13, 20163 votes

Malicous Metal... Master of the Bait

Mad King HadesOct 13, 20161 votes

Can we 1v1?

Raid Boss MordeOct 13, 20163 votes

1v9 me, m8. Bring your whole base, even Baron if you'd like!

Azrael JiracoOct 13, 20165 votes

I'd give him a Morde off. It will be a very interesting battle, huehuehue!

The AqualiousOct 13, 20162 votes

You do realize he's essentially a Diamond one-trick Morde

Azrael JiracoOct 13, 20164 votes

So am I! But not essentially a OTP; I'm purely a OTP.

The AqualiousOct 13, 20162 votes

Well... This should be interesting

Azrael JiracoOct 13, 20161 votes

Whilst we fight our epic top lane battle, the Baron will be trembling in its pit, if it even has the balls to show up! We will shake the Rift with our destructive attacks! Our path of destruction will spill into all the other lanes!

And then we'll realise we both like Morde related things and stop to chat and have a cup of tea, huehue.

Malicious MetalOct 13, 20165 votes

Or we'll unleash destruction and metal against each other and.... realize that we won't get through each other shield's and just heal up.

It makes sipping coffee so much more epic though if you're surrounded by an aura of malice, metal and destruction

Azrael JiracoOct 13, 20163 votes

Coffee metal!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VFURd_EOIuU

SpeedphoenixOct 14, 20161 votes

by the way malicious, i just realized this http://i.imgur.com/OKJlG0S.png I didn't know morde had a contract with teemo....

Tychusfindlay919Oct 14, 20161 votes

{quoted}

1v1ing Malicous just sounds scary to begin with...

Was it a mirror match or what?

I wouldn't mind to try it if he were in NA. My experiences against mordes are limited, but not non-existent (mostly positive for me though :3 Darius )