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Knoyle1/22/2016, 4:09:24 PM85 votes

Vayne Rammus fucking sucks he never ganks! Nasus I stacked off that guy trying to interrupt my stacking 4 times because of that guy, what are you on about? Ekko She's whining because she doesn't know how laning phase works. He's already gotten me 2 kills off this Talon. Vayne NO I'M MAD CUZ I FUCKING DIED TWICE ALREADY AND RAMMUS NEVER COMES DOWN TO HELP TahmKench You think maybe he doesn't come down here is because you never ease up on the pushing? Rammus I'm not Tower diving a Lux and Draven... Vayne You're a tank! THAT'S ALL YOU'RE HERE FOR!!! Rammus ... Nasus want another stack off Yasuo? Nasus Untargetable Jungle stack I flippin love you.

bobyboucher1/22/2016, 3:09:10 PM40 votes

Or the best one...so you pushed your lane, you didn't ward while pushing... and the other jungler is better than me because he ganked you and I didn't gank your lane?

The Deckowner1/22/2016, 3:11:31 PM26 votes

so u towerdived enemy 1v2, and died, and called me bad for not ganking u?

Woodakoodashooda1/22/2016, 4:00:49 PM26 votes

If an ally feeds, it's the Jg fault. If the Jg dies to a fed enemy, it's suddenly the Jg fault the enemy is fed. If the Jg is invaded and there are nearby allies in lane who simply continue to farm rather than help the Jg and the Jg dies...guess what? The jg is suddenly the noob!

INoble KnightI1/22/2016, 6:57:14 PM22 votes

Nasus pushing lane Gnar Kills Susan Nasus Help I need a gank! Nautilus Okay I'll be there after red, just stay under tower and play safe until I get there Nasus stands in the middle of the lane 1v1 Gnar and dies WTF WHERE'S MY GANK?! Nautilus Do you realize I am slow? Why weren't you under turret? Nasus I thought you were gonna gank! brief time later Nautilus pinging top letting him know I'm gonna gank. I ult and lock him down Nasus 5 feet away stacking minions oblivious to the fight Nautilus dies and Gnar gets away with low health Nasus Wtf dude you're a shit jungler. Nautilus internal screaming

Solo Josh1/22/2016, 5:03:28 PM19 votes

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NsEternal1/22/2016, 2:53:48 PM17 votes

then when they die its your fault

NommyPancake1/22/2016, 2:57:32 PM15 votes

Nah, I don't push my lane.

But I just want you to gank and 1v1 my lane opponent :^)

fractalfantasies1/22/2016, 6:18:08 PM6 votes

I consider myself an ADC main, but have started playing loads of jungle.

Junglers get treated awfully

Worse than ADC's and worse than supps.

Supps get bitched at by ADC's, everyone bitches at the jungle

at the same time, people do really appreciate it if you get them fed

trash sion1/23/2016, 5:50:59 AM5 votes

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http://leaguememe.com/uploads/league/9051049179.jpg Credit: Inksen

It's funny because this applies specifically to Udyr.

A lot of junglers have a gapcloser/escape for diving.

As an Udyr main, what exactly do you want me to do? Run kinda fast toward the enemy laner and cry as they simply walk into tower radius? No thanks, I'd like to keep my dignity.

SelflessTeammate1/22/2016, 10:56:53 PM4 votes

I'm legitimately compelled to rant about the Jungler's Dilemma...But as cold as it sounds, part of jungling is seriously not listening to your laners, because competent laners don't ask for (or need) help, their getting ganked constantly is their own fault and there's very little you can do about it, and competent junglers don't need to be told where to go or what to do in the first place.

More importantly, a general rule about jungling is, don't gank a lane because your ally annoys you into doing it. It often doesn't end well for either you or your ally, and you might even sabotage your entire game as a consequence of making a bad situation worse. You know in your heart it's a bad idea most of the time, so don't do it. Some lanes/champs are easier to gank than others, some aren't even worth ganking in the first place, and it's much easier to secure a winning lane and protect a carry than stall a losing lane (much less win it for them after they're behind).

Finally, if anyone says, "their jungler has been here X number of times, our jungler hasn't" or something to that effect in a bitchy and passive-aggressive way, don't bother saying the obvious ideas like, "Have you tried warding their ganking path?" Don't try to be reasonable about that silly argument that if they're getting ganked constantly it can't possibly be their own fault, being reasonable is not their forte.

ChessPwn9951/22/2016, 8:35:25 PM3 votes

I hate it so much when you play like a diana, yi, or shyvana jungle, and the enemy is a lee sin. Your lanes always push all the way up and die lv3 and then die 5 more times from lee before lv 6 and they blame jungle because you never ganked. Well duh, All the lanes are low and pushed, I can't be everywhere, and I'm trying to get to lv6 when I can really pull ganks off.

MÍlenko1/22/2016, 9:03:20 PM3 votes

Shaco goes in to gank while stealthed and uses ult Lulu instantly ults real shaco Kayle ports down to ult real shaco Shaco gets cc and dies Team: "WTF SHACO STOP FEEDING! DONT YOU KNOW HOW HE WORKS??!?!" A Summoner Has Disconnected

Just Blame Jenny1/23/2016, 1:55:21 AM3 votes

A couple recent true stories!:

(1)

Garen jg I really need your help. Nasus keeps killing me! Vi Dude, he's fed as $%#*(. I'm not going to gank him unless he's low and I know where the enemy jungler is.

Some minutes later...

Garen hes been in the lane forever hes almost dead! Vi Yeah, I know. And enemy jungler is ganking bot. Coming your way now. I'll approach him from behind. Please don't engage until I'm on him. Garen DEMAAAACIIAAAAAAAAA! An ally has been slain. Vi sigh Garen wtf why weren't u here?

(2)

Chogath pls help me Viktor is destroying me!

Elise All right. I'll head over once I've taken red.

Some moments later...

Elise *pings repeatedly as she moves in behind Viktor * Chogath farms casually You have been slain. Chogath dude when did you get here? Elise slits wrists

Southsun1/22/2016, 7:57:38 PM2 votes

Upvoted for the accuracy and the second face Udyr made.

kaltenashes1/22/2016, 7:14:47 PM2 votes

repost OP

JustCallMeBug1/23/2016, 7:28:49 AM2 votes

I'm occasionally guilty of this. Granted I play malzahar a lot, and even with the wave pushed up that's an easy gank.

What really grinds my gears is when I play Malzahar or Lissandra, and our Shaco/Lee/Zac refuses any ganks whatsoever. While no, I'm not necessarily "owed" a gank, not taking advantage of a heavy CC lane is silly on a jungler's part, especially an early ganker.

SnowFall1/23/2016, 12:11:15 PM2 votes

I want a towerdive

Gene Freakz1/23/2016, 11:53:55 PM2 votes

LOL I just experienced this in a game. Our jungler was waiting in the bush and says "last hit". Our ADC continues to push and the jungler says "can you last hit pls". Still pushes. Finally the ADC says, "Oh I didn't see you there". LOL #Mapawarenessop

haseothepkker1/24/2016, 9:13:10 AM2 votes

Actually happened to me. ( This takes place on the blue side btw.)

Talon: "Ok guys I know Talon jungle is a bit weird, but I wouldn't be running it if i wasn't confident with it. Just give me a decent leash red, I will be all set, and can promise early ganks."

Support Blitzcrank sitting in bush botlane all alone

Adc Jinx invades enemy blue. Also all alone.

Enemy LeeSin gets first blood

Jinx disconnects

Jungle mobs Spawn

Talon all alone at buff

Blitzcrank * Still in that fucking bush*

Talon "Uhh.. Blitz?"

Blitzcrank Regrettably leaves Waifu bush. Walks to tribush, fires Q at nothing in particular, walks back to Waifu bush.

Blitzcrank killed in waifu bush by Lucian

Blitzcrank disconnects

Talon "..."

Talon decides to solo red. Interrupted by LeeSin and Braum . Killed and red stolen

Talon Disconnects

Me: Close out League. Start up Undertale. Think happy thoughts.

Just Blame Jenny1/25/2016, 4:03:43 AM2 votes

Recently:

Elise I know I haven't had a particularly good game, guys. Lee Sin managed to counterjungle me pretty hard. But if we shut him down, we can turn this game around! Elise My red buff will be up in about 15 seconds. Lee Sin will almost certainly be waiting for me there. Darius, I want you to position to back me up when he jumps me. Darius Silently ventures to krugs. Elise Nice. Perfect. Now let's bait this guy out. She approaches her red buff. LeeSin Hi. I bet you weren't expecting me, were you? Elise Actually, I -- LeeSin Hyaaaaaaagh! Elise Immediately rappels to buy time for Darius to back her up. Darius ... Darius Ventures back to his lane to resume farming. Elise Wh-what. Darius, wait, what the hell are you -- Elise Lands on the ground. You have been slain.

(Incidentally, I managed to win that game, but not at all due to Darius' contributions!)

DREADN0UGHT1/24/2016, 7:46:58 PM1 votes

This.