Chapter 3: Vision Lessons Today's guest teacher: Janna

esmelar·2/28/2016, 1:15:12 PM·4 votes·1,400 views

Chapter 2: http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/memes/P2u0d5Xb-chapter-2-sweeping-lessons-todays-guest-teacher-morgana

Vayne : Ok Another loss. Guys! I really want to know why we are underperforming? Annie : Everyone says because we don’t ward, is that the reason? Yasuo : Nah, don’t listen to them, they are trying to confuse us. Trying to waste time warding, haha that’s so cute Annie: Is it because we don’t play as a team? Zed : That never stopped me before Vayne: You also haven’t won before, so maybe we are on the right track Yasuo: No! you got it all wrong. I know the root of the problem, it is Lee sin, every time I’m tower diving he is missing doing something dumb, like jungling, why is he not helping me?!! Vayne: Yeah, where is he every time I want to go into three enemies? This guy is just slacking, going around putting wards and just going away? Yasuo: I vote for Lee sin to take the blame for everything Vayne: Second it. Annie: Yeayy voting is nice!!! LeeSin : enters the room Hi guys how are you doing today? Vayne/Yasuo: Grrr LeeSin: Ok what’s going on? Vayne: You already know what you did, don’t play dumb. LeeSin: Ok this going to be one of those days Soraka : enters the room HI EVERYONE!!!! Vayne: Why are you so happy today? Oh! Are they firing Yasuo?!! Yeeeees!! Maybe we can bring my friend Fiora that will be an upgrade from what we have now.

Yasuo: Please Vayne don’t love so much, and just so you know. I’m irreplaceable

Soraka: Right. So we got the new recommended pages for the matches, I think you’ll like the new additions. Zed: More things to ignore, good to know Yasuo: Did you add like three Statik Shivs? You know I like zapping things, pew pew……Hmmm, All I see different is that little pink thingy item 2043 Soraka: That’s a Vision ward and I expect you to use from now on Yasuo: There’s more wards?! Can you just teach me everything in one class and be done with it? Soraka: If I do that you just forget about it in 2 days

Yasuo: Hehe, I already forgot what you just said. Vayne: hmm Rabadon Deathcap again? Sigh Fine I guess I’ll build it Soraka: GIMME THAT! Last time I made a mistake, don’t rub it in my face ok Annie : Miss goat, there’s something wrong with my pages Theres a lot of stuff I didn’t see before item 3050 /item 3504/ item 2301 oritem 3092 / item 3060 /item 3222 /item 3800/ item 2043 /item 3041 Soraka: oh that’s what I build, you should try it ehhh yes, you’ll see how quickly you kill the enemies Annie: oh ok I’m going to buy this… marmot benderitem 3504 ? LeeSin: _whispering _Hey, So we are lying to the child now? That’s not nice Soraka: Oh be quiet, we need Vayne to do great that’ll lift her spirits AND she’ll be loved by the fans. We need more fan support for team FF LeeSin: Vayne being a fan favorite!? I really need to see that Yasuo: I agree, you are going to need something bigger, like a big hypnosis machine Soraka: ok behave today please, we are bringing a new guest support, Janna Windforce, actually we are fighting her team next week Zed: Why are we talking with the enemy!!? We must destroy them not take advice from them! Soraka: Even if they are our rivals on the tournament, they are still our friends , just remember that ok? Janna:enters the room Greetings everyone! Zed: Is there an echo here? Soraka: oh yeah I’m gonna need to stop using wind magic here, we don’t need another disaster right……….Yasuo? Yasuo: hey at least I got you a new roof remember? And you got to see the stars at night Soraka: Also we got flooded from all the rain Yasuo: Well I can control the wind, not the rain Soraka: Sigh Please watch him closely for me Janna Janna: no problem, I’ll make him behave Ok class ready to know all about the pink wards

Yasuo: Ok, what does these thing do? Besides being hard to look at. Janna: Ok what if I told you can see FOREVER with them LeeSin: That sounds really nice Janna: This ward over here besides granting vision, can detect invisible enemies and doesn’t have a time limit so if the enemy doesn’t see it can grant you infinite vision. http://i.imgur.com/6eIl69u.png?1 See here I can put it any of these bushes and expect to last a long time http://i.imgur.com/587rG2d.png?1 We also use it for checking on objectives http://i.imgur.com/xlFrhuJ.png?1 Especially here Mr Yasuo on the top lane where you feel all alone http://i.imgur.com/1qJGp3O.png?1 Yasuo: I feel like you are making fun of me. Only I can do that! Soraka: Just don’t forget to use them! There’s this stupid rule that we can only place one by champion. Janna: Correct! Don’t forget to USE them, now that you remind me, I have brought a gift for you, Soraka Soraka: Wait for me? What did you bring? Janna This item 2043 Zed: Another pink ward, but this one is just dirty Janna: Yes, It is a piece of history. Soraka: Is that..!!? No no no no no no no, we don’t need to tell any stories about wards Janna: Come on, it is pretty funny Soraka: I said NO, just continue with the class or ill silence you FOREVER Janna: alright. You are no fun, ok now that you know their purpose we are going to do a practice exercise with the pink wards, so we are heading to the courtyard to try it LeeSin: What kind of exercise? Janna: Something simple, I want to see your ward placement Uh, I got a call, sorry for that……….Oh no, oh no!, thanks for the information Vayne: What’s wrong? Guys We got a situation , Rengar has gone crazy, he is blood thirsty and it is coming here! Soraka: What? Why is he doing this? LeeSin: Wait here, Ill intercept him on the entrance Zed: Great time to spill some blood, I’ll see if I can cut that nasty furball. You people stay here being afraid Vayne: Quiet Zed! He’s is coming for me, I know it! Janna: Remember he is just one, if you work together you won’t die Yasuo: Well I think I’ll drink before I die. Damn I’m almost out Vayne: Stop it you fool, come here and help me Yasuo: Nah I’m little tired, I want to rest a little he gets here and starts stabbing me with kindness (lays on the floor) Vayne: Idiot, Annie you are my last chance please help me. Annie: Miss Glasses is afraid, are you in danger? Vayne: YESS!!!! Come help me! Stupid child! Annie: You are mean, I hope you get hurt bad Vayne: Annie, come now!! Annie: You are going to die! You are going to die! yeaaaay Vayne: ANNIIE!!!!! Rengar : Boop, you are dead! Vayne: AHHH!....... Wait, why are you not killing me, wicked beast? Rengar : Whoaa harsh, I’m just here because Miss Janna asked me too . Janna: Yeah, this was a team work test, and you all failed Yasuo: I didn’t failed because I didn’t participate. Soraka: You should have told me about this test, you know I hate surprises Yasuo: Yeah I don’t want to die without a drink, I also need to be prepared Soraka: Get off the floor now! LeeSin: Enters the room I found him!!! Heeeyaa! (Tries to kick Rengar but gets puts him down immediately) Rengar : Stay down!! Yasuo: Welcome to the floor, comfy right? LeeSin: Everyone run, I got him distracted!!!! Yasuo: Yeah, your body is totally distracting the sole of his foot Soraka: Lee stop fighting him it was just a prank, Rengar please let him go Rengar : Nice try, next time you’ll get me LeeSin: so this attack was not real? Rengar : We are just fun and games Janna: I wanted to evaluate how are you willing to protect your partner, but I guess you have to work a little on that matter Soraka: That means you are bunch of selfish idiots Yasuo: I’m not selfish, here have the last of my drink LeeSin: So where’s is Zed, he disappeared when we heard the screams Zed: So this is just a joke? I was ready to gut the animal Rengar : Hahaha Nice try Zed. I passed beside you and you didn’t noticed me, I could kill you and you’ll never know what hit you Zed: WANNA TRY THAT AGAIN!? Rengar : Oh please, I wanna hear you scream Janna: Easy boys, we are all friends right? Remember it was only a test no need to get mad But the thing that upsets me the most was you Annie. Annie: Me?! What did I do? Janna: You didn’t help Miss Vayne when she asked you, even though she could asked in nicer way, you left her alone Vayne: Wait, are you taking my side? Why? Janna: Yes, why is that so weird? Vayne: You supports usually like to blame the ADCs for everything, so I didn’t expect any pity from you Janna: Yes , ADC and support have a love/hate relationship but when I see the support not doing her job that makes really mad. I just hope you can get along for the teams sake Annie: Well, I guess I should protect you better miss Vayne Vayne: Ok I guess I’ll need to thank you, if you weren’t there we probably always die Yasuo: You made those two like each other?! I think you may be working some stronger magic than wind Janna: Ha, I got my tricks Annie: Mr. Big cat do you want to be friends with my bear Tibbers!? Rengar : Thanks for the offer, but my fur should not be exposed to fire. Maybe we can wash the bear? Throw him in the washing machine it looks so dirty. Annie: Don’t mess with Mr Tibbers or I’ll hit you with my..with my.. microbe’s crustacean! item 3222 Rengar : You are just a cutie! Janna: Now lets continue. For the exercise, I’m gonna give you each of you a Pink ward and you’ll have to hide them. We’ll see how long it takes to find them ok? Soraka: Just remember these can take 5 hits, so be careful Yasuo: I umm.. I already broke mine Janna: oh dear I don’t have a replacement sorry Soraka: Yasuo!! This things are kind of expensiv…. Ehhh I mean they ares only 75 gold, they are so cheap. Zed: Here have mine, I’m not in the mood for games today (leaves) Soraka: ZED!! Come back. Rengar : Don’t worry I’ll go to talk to him. Soraka: I don’t think that a good idea. Rengar : I just know how to reach him. Soraka: Fine I guess, just don’t kill yourselves!! Don’t want to spend the whole afternoon healing you both. Janna: Okay everyone follow Soraka outside, and she’ll get you ready for the exercise _Meanwhile at the entrance _ Rengar : Hey Zed wait let’s talk man Zed: Get off my face, cat!

Rengar : Woah. Relax, we are just making exercises no big deal right? Just some friendly games Zed: I don’t need useless games from pathetic supports Rengar : Ok you don’t want play? Let’s try another way Rengar claws Zed ‘s shoulder and lifts him to his face Listen Up!!! I don’t care how you treat me but if you say something awful like that to Miss Janna or Miss Soraka again, you and I are going to have a BIG problem, you see next week we face each other and putting my little eye on your lane! And if you know what’s good for you, you better be watching that jungle because I’m going for your head shadow man. So ask yourself this: Are going to fight five champions or Nine?!!! He roars at Zed Zed shadows away from his grip Zed: I don’t need anyone’s help, Ill will win this! ALONE!!!!(Leaves the courtyard) Rengar : Ugh I’ll never understand this people. All he needs to do is trust his team. Hmm ....Whoops look at the hour, time to terrorize some ADCs (also leaves)


Vayne: Tell me once again what are we doing. Soraka: You just hide the pinks and I’m going to order Lee to find them Annie:: yeayy Kicking man can do it!!!! LeeSin: Thanks Annie I bet I can do it under a minute Soraka: Ok , Just where is Yasuo? I didn’t see him come with us.

Back at the classroom Janna: Looking at the ward Yasuo: Hey are you busy? Janna: Oh hi, weren’t you supposed to be on the exercise? Yasuo: I was about to , but…. I broke Zed's pink, so here I am Janna: We ran out sorry, And I can’t give you this one, so many memories attached to this one Yasuo: Is that so? I wonder what’s that story. Anyway what I wanted to ask you was can you teach some cool wind techniques? Since you are already here, I mean. Janna: Sorry I cannot teach anything, I don’t use the wind to kill like you. I use for defending my friends. Yasuo: Right that’s nice, but don’t you think that’s a waste? You could do so much more if you use that magic for violence? Janna: That’s something that the carries never understand. Yes you have the power to kill, that’s great, but the power to save a life is so much rewarding. Yasuo: You may be right, but killing is the most important part of the game. They die, we win, end of story. The supports think they are so great with the heals and shields, whatever damage above else, is my motto. Janna: Look I’m not saying you have to get on your knees and praise for us for every play. But at least don’t have insult us for being weak. Yasuo: I don’t insult anyone! That´s Zed! He always like ”argg I don’t need anyone, aargh kill the weak , everyone suffer” Janna: giggles That’s a good impression of him. But I just recently talked to Morgana you know Yasuo: Oh! OHH! So you guys talk? How is the old haaaag……. Happy gal, did she send cookies? Janna :I know you like to make jokes, but insulting the supports is not going to win any more friends, Morgana is upset that she hurt you so bad. Besides we are trying to help you. We are willing to sacrifice ourselves for you. Just look at Soraka, she is practically the poster child of support. Giving her health so you can live, that takes a heavy toll on her body.

Yasuo: Hmm you are right, I need to learn how to not get my soul pulled out so easily, probably that means I need to drink more

Janna: You didn’t hear anything I said right? Starts poking him with the staff Yasuo: im kidding, hehe stop..stop with that. Look I’ll be nice with your kind ok? Less insults, more compliments. We cool? Janna: Cool, because there’s more supports coming to help, and if I hear another any complains on your name you’ll know why they called the Storm´s Fury. Yasuo: As long as you don’t destroy the room, I seriously don’t want to make another ceiling
Janna: That I won’t do, I understand how the banana gets with the team assets Yasuo: Woah, I hope you are really great friends, because she´ll kill you if she hears you calling her banana Janna: Don’t worry I know how to handle her. Now, I guess I’ll the story about this ward .

Vayne: Forty seconds, on all five tries. Well I guess you are an expert seeking wards Lee Annie: Mr kick man is cheating, cheater cheater! LeeSin: I’m just that good. Don’t worry Annie I’ll teach you how to do it Vayne: Let’s make it interesting, let’s see if you can find them BLINFOLDED! Haha . Show me how you do Mr. Senses! LeeSin: Ok I guess…I think you just need to ward better Vayne: Hush! less talking more searching. Soraka: At least you guys are trying, unlike those other two. They are not getting paid this week! Yasuo: Oh don’t be like that, I need that money. How I’m gonna get drunk this week Soraka: well you should have participated on the activity, where were you anyways? Yasuo: Oh I was speaking to Janna, she was teaching me some wind techniques. She said less HASAGI! And more ASERYO!" she had to clean the mess that Rengar did on the room. Soraka: Well I’m going to help her since you are useless. Stay here and try to help them ok? Yasuo: Got it. So, Vaynestill scared from Rengar ´s fake attack, do you need a shoulder to lean on? I can protect you, support Yasuo on the job! Vayne: Shut it Yasuo , I don’t need you, I’m working with Annie, soon we will become the best duo lane of the tournament Annie: Yeah! I’ll protect you with my Melon soup and stew item 3041 ? Yasuo: Ok….. Just don’t get caught girls Vayne: HA! That won’t happen again now I have my pink. Nobody can get pass me now! Rengar : You also have to pay attention to the map Vayne: AHHHHHHHHH!!!! STOP!! DOING!!!!THAT!!! Rengar /LeeSin/Annie/Yasuo: ahahahahaahha! Vayne: I hate this team so much.

Next Chapter: http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/memes/pljGOs1m-chapter-4-leonas-lesson-part-1

9 Comments

nami tf2/29/2016, 3:37:02 PM3 votes

This needs to be a comic series or something.

Fuzzyears2/29/2016, 5:06:15 PM2 votes

YES! Chapter three! These are hilarious! Keep up the good work!

Chaos6892/28/2016, 2:02:15 PM1 votes

What is thiS? If it wasnt true..D: