Describe the worst lane you've ever been in, and why.
Do what the title says. Mine was a karthus vs orianna lane, and it was my first time karthus. I got eaten alive.
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Leona and Ezriel. I don't remember who we were laneing against but this Ezriel wasn't smart casting and couldn't land a hit to save his life so it didn't much matter. Worse I was all excited to be playing Leona, since this was when she was new, so I wasn't just playing smart and hanging back but tower but instead I tried in initiate so I just kept making the whole thing worse.
Total disaster. The iceing on the cake is when Ezriel got killed by dragon trying to get that gold.
Karthus vs any assassin. Your butt will hurt for days.
Would have to be when i was Ez going up against Cait and Zyra solo.
Our Leona supp roamed everywhere but bot lane.
My butt still hurts.
My first time playing mid -ever-, while I had only been playing the game for a few weeks. I was against Silvers since my bf was Silver 1 at the time.
I only had Annie, and I was against a Brand. Yeah. I didn't even know what Brand did.
I gave up first blood on thresh to a shaco talon duo botlane. I went to ward river bush and was greeted by 3 boxes and talon used rake and I was dealt 600 damage in about 1.2 seconds. We eventually won the game because I got some pulls and our vayne got super fed, but it was humiliating and my friends gave me crap all game.
akali vs everyone when she first came out.
Had a Garen "Support" in ranked, once. Started Doran's Blade and repeatedly charged into the enemy ADC and Support. He died a lot and at around 8 minutes, started roaming the map and flaming me and the rest of the team. Needless to say, we lost that game.
Oh, did I mention it was one of my Promotion Games?
Somewhere in January 2013, I was a huge fan of Toyz and his 
OP. So I would play her in every game until a baddie countered me with a 
. I would miss every skillshot and he would hit every single one of them. He ended up ulting me into his turret aggro so he didnt even need a jungler to pull the Faker on me... I did so bad that I stopped playing Ori OP altogether :-( the same pwnage happened to me playing vs 
. FML I left midlane altogether.
Nidalee every lane, every patch since she came out. Yes, I've seen Nidalee tops.
My butt is constantly hurting.
I'm jungling, and literally every single lane gets absolutely destroyed. ADC went 0-6 in lane, mid went 0-4, and top went 0-4 I think. Support only died three times, but still. I'm doing my best to help bring mid and bot back into the game, but whenever I ping that I'm ganking, when I target-ping the target, and make absolutely clear I'm coming, there's 0 followup from anyone, in any lane, even if they're higher than the enemy HP-wise.
When teamfights start, I'm the last one standing after about ten seconds. I'm basically the only one who didn't feed, although I did start to rack up deaths when, as I said before, teamfights start and I'm left as the only one alive. Basically everything that CAN go wrong in a game DID go wrong in that game... which is fine. Everyone has bad games, I understand that. I was fine with losing that game, untill...
"Sh*t jungler never ganks" "omfg report j4" "gg our jungler sux"
Everyone blames me. Everyone.
Top blamed me for losing lane, mid blamed me for losing lane, bot blamed me for losing lane. They all raged at me for the entire game, regardless of the fact that I was doing everything I could to help them.
Sigh, the life of a jungler. Always blamed, rarely thanked.
I usually go jungle, but ended up going bot lane, picked Vayne. Team decided that Vayne doesn't need a support against Draven/Leona, but that top lane singed does need a support. Sat under my turret until they hit 6 and could burst me down even there.
for some reason i ended up bot lane as akali and i had a katarina support vs solo lane aatrox and he ate both of us alive it was brutal
I was against a threshcrank. If they can land their grabs (Which they could) It is the worst thing EVER.
Mid lane. Jungler came mid at ~100 hp and dies instantly (gives first blood and doublebuff). After that she would just push my lane and said he was making up for the time I lost him. Sadly a farmed jungle Lulu is still useless.
My worst lane was a Top 
Teemo and i was 
Yeah, Voli, he poked me to dead like 5 times and my jungler 
just don't help me with GANKS until i was death and he couldnt take down that Teemo
Playing against 
in mid lane as 
in one of my first PvP games. Ez has a significantly longer range, so he was able to poke me and get back under tower before I could counterpoke. Needless to say I lost lane badly and our team proceeded to get facerolled.
A similar story, playing as 
against 
in mid, he was much better at last-hitting than me.
When i was a noob, I went Ap yi jung 
, as my friend told me that he was OP. Long story short, I got executed, and fed all the lanes. I then proceeded to backdoor, as that was the only gank I did. I went in by the turret, and it was an easy kill for mid. I was soo bad.
my dumbest lane was 
going top and mid at the same time cause our mid was afk. I actually did pretty good. and our jung teemo helped roam too. at one point he commited mid.and we actually won.wierd
I was mid vs a 
... I wasn't very good at Fizz, so I did horribly early game... Fizz has literally no ranged attacks except his ultimate, so I couldn't poke him, and any time I went to grab farm, he would just instantly stun me and destroy me before the stun wore out... I ended up just staying back and dying anyways... We lost horribly to the fed Kennen.
Any time I'm in a game with an enemy Aatrox...
Worst time though was my first match with Mordekaiser. I tried a tanky build, even built Warmog before my Visage Armor (A mistake I'll never repeat) and I was playing against a life steal/attack speed Aatrox...
Match after went pretty amazing, but it was a painful lesson to learn: Avoid Aatrox, no matter what, just freaking BOLT if he's around.
My worst was when someone pulled a troll Mid-Pick after I picked 
Galio to go against 
Akali (such an easy lane for Galio). So instead I went top against 
Renekton and got my face chewed off. Lost my turret in less than 10 minutes and he was turret-diving me at level 6. His stun knocked off half my health and I was completely denied XP.
The happy ending is that our other two lanes (even that prick in mid) did really well, so once the lane phase was over even that fed Renekton couldn't stop my team from ripping his to pieces in the short span of my ult. We won easily even though I got reamed harder than I care to relive. I needed therapy after that game.
So here I was, minding my own business, going mid as Orianna (don't have much experience with her, just wanted to chill and throw balls), when some asshole picked Kha'Zix (prior to any nerfs he might have received, back when he was in every competitive game, etc). One jump on me at lvl 2 = half my HP. Okay, welcome to mid lane (I had started cloth too).
We eventually won the game and I didn't feed simply because I maxed shield and played like the pussiest p*ssy ever to set foot on Summoner's Rift, going self-E + W = GTFO any time he so much as LOOKED at me like he was gonna jump me. My God that was boring.
MAPO TOFU BBB12/2/2013, 4:39:36 PMI Picked 
into in ranked. I picked 
into around the start of the season. I lost the taste for midlane after that match and bot soon after. Now I wander the jungles aimlessly watching people make the same mistakes.