Would you risk rolling a dice to release a champion onto our world.

Goldenangel3341·10/31/2014, 1:33:49 AM·3 votes·4,964 views
RANDOM.ORG - Dice Roller

One sunny morning you got up to eat your favorite cereal. When you pour the cereal into the bowl, out comes a dice and a booklet.. A closer look at the dice reveals 6 champions on each side of the dice...1.Chogath 2.Khazix 3.Karthus 4.Twitch 5.Teemo 6.Ahri

The booklet is an guide on how to use the dice. " Congratulations LoL fan on getting the summoner dice. This dice can only be used once. If you choose to roll, there is a 5/6 chance of consequences. The champion you roll will be released somewhere on earth...Permanently. If you want the champion to be within your area, you can decide to and if so must cut off one finger or toe within 3 minutes or it will not work.

WARNING:If you roll Teemo , he somehow know how to find you and will . We are sorry for the inconvenience."

With the power of summoning a champion like Ahri , you ponder if you should roll or not.


28 Comments

Daaaaang10/31/2014, 8:33:41 PM3 votes

I got Karthus. I get the feeling he would be the kind of guy who would go into hiding until at some point in time a full scale World War 3 broke out. After a couple nukes go out he ults and gets a few thousand pentakills.

RiotRiot Ariya11/3/2014, 5:46:36 PM2 votes

I rolled Cho'gath Chogath.

He will eat all my cereals :(

Command Grompt10/31/2014, 11:47:54 PM2 votes

I rolled Twitch

ebola warning

Cassaluna11/1/2014, 3:38:24 AM1 votes

First of all...I love these games. This was a cool idea...

Second, I got Teemo. So that sucks...

Satan on earth... :( GG.

cool16511/2/2014, 6:47:45 PM1 votes

would kha zix let me live if i take him to my local zoo?

WutsKraken11/3/2014, 12:36:46 AM1 votes

I rolled...Ahri

Oops

DwarvenGiant11/3/2014, 5:51:57 PM1 votes

Khazix "EAT THE CEREAL- BECOME THE CEREAL." o.o And I'd agree with Skarner, "Ewww, bugs are gross!". :P

Zok7211/3/2014, 7:17:41 PM1 votes

Ummmmmm, they're all serial killers? I'm hoping for karthus. The unparalleled understanding of the afterlife we could achieve with his help, can you imagine? Also, i'm pretty sure the world could manage to contain chogath and khazix and studying them would be invaluable to the world. Twitch too. The other two would just kill a lot of people. So yeah, I'll take a roll. FOR SCIENCE!

  1. chogath. coooooooool, alien physiology and I get to study it (once we find and kill it, i'm not risking that in my home town) hmmmm, I think i'll roll again, just for fun

  2. Woot khazix. More research for us. Also STEALTH TECHNOLOGY!!!!!

  3. KARTHUS!!!! Religion is answered. I for one am signing up for the afterlife. Teach me your ways oh cleric of death.

I think I'm done rolling now.

Legostrike11/3/2014, 7:26:38 PM1 votes

Crap, teemo.

ULTRAF0RCE11/3/2014, 8:37:54 PM1 votes

I rolled Teemo, I have a church nearby will that help

Spooky Spooker11/3/2014, 10:06:12 PM1 votes

I have brought Khazix to earth. Sorry for any inconveniences.

Direwolfiez11/3/2014, 11:41:55 PM1 votes

Got something, browser crashed, tried again and got Ahri. Thank you, internet.

Kat Head11/4/2014, 12:06:15 AM1 votes

I did not roll, there was no good option like. Katarina

insaiyanbacca11/4/2014, 12:10:31 AM1 votes

twitch incoming!

Tentacle Love11/4/2014, 12:19:11 AM1 votes

I was gonna roll no matter what the options were. I got Karthus. I guess I'd give him a fistbump and then send him off somewhere so he could have his fun.

Castanean11/4/2014, 3:01:01 AM1 votes

I rolled... And I got Teemo.

Well, I guess I'll get to socialize with something that isn't human AND can talk. Might be interesting, actually.

Agent209011/4/2014, 3:26:34 AM1 votes

Ha! Rolled two dice and got double sixes. Do I get two Ahri's?

Mahnigguh11/6/2014, 3:14:33 PM1 votes

i rolled teemo. i have always wanted a hampster that could take and hang out with me. i am married so a roll on ahri would be lost and IRL cute = s better than violent and undead monsters

DarthSpectrum10/31/2014, 2:07:04 AM1 votes

On one hand I can get Ahri.

On the other... Satan.

Athenes Lulu11/8/2014, 8:04:16 AM1 votes

WHAT?! I got Ahri?!

I wanted anything that's not Ahri, I seek for world destruction...

Or baiting devices if I get Teemo or Twitch.

Centuros10/31/2014, 2:11:09 AM1 votes

Why would I want ANY of those champions? They'd all kill me (Ahri might conceivably make it fun, but I'd still be dead, my soul drained for her transformation).

Valaran Nara10/31/2014, 1:46:08 PM1 votes

Not a single one of those options safe. Legit, the only one who probably WON'T kill you is Teemo. I don't think he'd randomly kill you and the world. Which is sad cause everyone wants that Ahri. Lol. She'll suck you dry...of your soul.