Which die would you roll to summon a champ to tutor you?

Goldenangel3341·10/31/2014, 6:03:42 PM·1 votes·2,534 views
RANDOM.ORG - Dice Roller

One sunny morning you got up to eat your favorite cereal. When you pour the cereal into the bowl, out comes 3 dice and a booklet.. A closer look at the die reveals 6 champions on each side of the dice...

Die#1.Ahri 2.Ashe 3.Katarina 4.Vi 5.MissFortune 6.Akali

Die#2.Garen 2.Lucian 3.Yasuo 4.Malzahar 5.Varus6.TwistedFate

Die#3.Zyra 2.MonkeyKing 3.Orianna 4.Rengar 5.Shyvana 6.Teemo

The booklet is an guide on how to use the dice. " Congratulations LoL fan on getting the summoner dice. You can only use one of the three dice for a chance in a lifetime to be tutored by a LoL champion. However, should you roll the die keep in mind that you have only 3 years to get True Loves Kiss or the champion will remember nothing of you and will return back to where they came. You LoL fan, will remember the things they taught you but WILL NOT REMEMBER anything (the time you spent with champion) other than you met them once and nothing else. If you did get True Loves Kiss, you may walk between their world and yours. Good luck LoL fan."

A die of women, men, and others, you ponder which die you should roll. How cool it would be to learn the way of magic, sword, bow, ninja,....and actually have a chance to meet them.


Which die would you guys like to roll and which champ you hope you will get to meet? Would you care if they remembered you or not? Would you care if you don't get to keep your memories of the time that was spent tutoring you?? Do you want to see their world or no? Do you even want a True Loves Kiss????


This is just for fun. ty and enjoy!

26 Comments

4nth0l0gy10/31/2014, 6:48:56 PM2 votes

Why ask which die you would roll if each is going to be aimed at rollers' sexuality?

Final GirI10/31/2014, 6:39:56 PM1 votes

I got Varus.

Command Grompt10/31/2014, 11:49:20 PM1 votes

Which die would you guys like to roll and which champ you hope you will get to meet?

I hope for Ahri I got Akali

Would you care if they remembered you or not?

Of course! If Akali knew me, I probably won't die if she gets involved in problems.

Would you care if you don't get to keep your memories of the time that was spent tutoring you??

I wouldn't mind forgetting, honestly.

Do you want to see their world or no?

(i assume you mean Valoran) If Akali came with me, I would love to see the other champions in a non-life threatening way.

Do you even want a True Loves Kiss????

I don't think I need to answer this, it's obvious. ;)

ThatAutofillSupp11/1/2014, 1:12:06 AM1 votes

what do you mean by true loves kiss exactly? like…..kissing the champion? or just a relationship in general

ThatAutofillSupp11/1/2014, 1:15:41 AM1 votes

being taught by yasuo fuck yeaaah

Cassaluna11/1/2014, 3:12:28 AM1 votes

Which die would you guys like to roll and which champ you hope you will get to meet?

  • Die #1, Hoped to meet Ahri but I got Ms. Fortune

Would you care if they remembered you or not?

  • Heck ya, I'm amazing. It would just be sad for them if they didn't.

Would you care if you don't get to keep your memories of the time that was spent tutoring you??

  • Not if I could defeat them in my rise to glory.

Do you want to see their world or no?

  • Hell yes.

Do you even want a True Loves Kiss????

  • Nope.
athame11/1/2014, 3:56:38 AM1 votes

Rolled Dice 2, Got twisted fate TwistedFate (Which is who I wanted C:!)

I would care if they remembered,

I would care If I remembered

I would want to see their world..

The true loves kiss is iffy, but probably. (would be absolute if it was ez, btw, I am not a female.... but why ask what dice you would roll if each is aimed at the persons sexuality? #1 is for if you want women, 2 is for guys, 3 is for...everything else.....

Valaran Nara11/1/2014, 7:10:36 AM1 votes

Yes! I got Vi! I get to learn from the one girl wrecking crew!

@w@ And I may just fall in love. Ugh, so much punk. Just so much.

Jenova Synthesis11/2/2014, 4:53:41 AM1 votes

Well, I may have to kiss a monkey, but I'm down if I can learn the way of the Yi.

cool16511/2/2014, 6:53:18 PM1 votes

im being taught by malzahar.....dont think i want that kiss tho i dont want space aids.

WutsKraken11/2/2014, 11:29:30 PM1 votes

Die 1, Wanted Akali so I could learn to be ninja, got Ahri instead, fck

Well, idk if Ahri particularly cares about those she hangs with but...sure it'd be nice to be remembered

I'd care if I remembered because I try to remember who teaches me...as strange as my teacher is

Do I want to see their world? Uh...yeah why not

Do I want a true lover's kiss? Well, would it kill me? If so, NO. If not, then yeah sure falling in love with someone would be nice

Kindvirus11/3/2014, 2:18:28 PM1 votes

Rolled 6 on Die 1. Akali

Now I can proceed to repeatedly insult her for being a no skill champ and in 3 years, I won't remember the torture she'll put me through. If she doesn't kill me first that is.

Spooky Spooker11/3/2014, 10:08:07 PM1 votes

Rolled 4 on die 1. Vi

buneter11/4/2014, 12:59:14 AM1 votes

I rolled a 1 on die 1 Ahri not bad but I would have preferred Akali

Shadowchaser9911/4/2014, 1:07:32 AM1 votes

I chose Die one but I rolled all 3 on the dice roller and got 1 Ahri (Die 1 ) , 3Yasuo(Die 2), 5Shyvana (Die 3)
I would honestly probably get Ahri 's affections and get that kiss in 2 years because I could understand her want to be human and tell her she is beautiful the way she is

Shadowchaser9911/4/2014, 1:11:23 AM1 votes

I would like for them to remember me so the kiss could be real with Ahri and If they could remember it there is no need for me to keep the memories of the time tutoring me if they can remind me if I get the kiss and be able to cross into her world

Tentacle Love11/4/2014, 1:21:49 AM1 votes

Ha. I roll all the dice until I get all of them. Harem, here I come.

ModWulf Helhammer11/4/2014, 1:23:06 AM1 votes

Add Quinn to one of them and I would role that one

Tamur11/4/2014, 1:29:58 AM1 votes

Rolls all 3

Dice 1)MissFortune training

Dice 2) Lucian training

Dice 3) Shyvana 1 to 2 years to win her over.

LovelySkylark11/4/2014, 8:15:32 PM1 votes

I got Rengar xD

TheSightlessEye11/6/2014, 1:18:08 PM1 votes

YES I get Vi Punchy punchy.

thatdude209011/6/2014, 1:26:37 PM1 votes

Wish Viktor or Heimerdinger was on one of those, can't think of better tutors.

But since this is more of a "Fall in love with this champ" deal, I rolled #1. Got Ashe.....

Probably shouldn't try to do anything romance related with her...Tryndamere would kill my ass.

lightnig78912/22/2014, 7:23:10 PM1 votes

yeeeeeeeeeeeessssss teemo got my fav champ idc if hes saten

Goldenangel334110/31/2014, 6:39:01 PM1 votes

I got wukong lol.

insaiyanbacca12/22/2014, 9:56:00 PM1 votes

rolls malz yes i get to learn void magicks that's all i want