Give me your best/worst pun

To -tee the best puns, one must have and stock up on good .

Trying to learn my pet monkey's name. I can write it, but saying it is a bit difficult without biting my tongue. Lets all participate in learning his name. Ahem:

Jugemu Jugemu Unko Nageki Ototoi no Shin-chan no Pantsu Shinpachi no Jinsei Balmunk Fezarion Isaac Schneider San Bun no Ichi no Junjou na Kanjou no Nokotta San Bun no Ni wa Sakamuke ga Kininaru Kanjou Uragiri wa Boku no Namae wo Shitteiru you de Shiranai no wo Boku wa Shitteiru Rusu Surume Medaka Kazunoko Koedame Medaka... Kono Medaka wa Sakki to Chigau Yatsu Dakara Ikeno Medaka no Hou Dakara Raa-yuu Yuuteimiyaouki Mukou Pepepepepepepepepepepepe Bichiguso Maru.

I hope one day we will all be able to say my pet monkey's name. I'll post some videos about him one day.

I'm not sure which one to pick, I've got puns of them

What is brown and sticky?

Man who runs in front of car gets tired. Man who runs behind car gets ed.

Ah, a spirit I see. But alas, I've been from making puns :L

Found this when it was 4 hours old so....

This thread is credible! A truly unfourgettable experience.

Okay I'm done to tired for Jhin puns.

Aren't skeleton puns humerus though? I think that's something we can all agree on.

A thread like this coold land you some serious punishment :P

me, I'm gonna give you an pun, I tee it. I've got the t to make one, just n'.

I would but im sure you've heard a of em...

moo

This post is..... -teresting to say.