League of Puns

Ok, up, first off, this is gonna start hard, with a nice if you will, but then, it's gonna le out, I've got a of puns, but if your really wanna get them, you're gonna need some good . And remember, once you can properly read them, you're a total bad . Now, I know what you're thinking, "these are all basic" but i tee you I have some ginal ones, or, you know what? Maybe I don't, maybe I'm just ing some great minds that came before me, where ever now, i'll say this to them though, through some , memers and punners, make my heart with delight. Now, I know I'm not poet, let alone a , but I'll be a f a bitch if I don't have my own of puns. But, maybe, with this, I'll be spirits with the other pungeon masters. Or maybe they'll all wanna any ties with me, I don't know. Now, whether this has been a pleasure to read, or you consider it , I'm gonna head out now, time to roll. So, like is this a contest? Am i the ? Who's next? i don't care, how about you- .