League of Puns

Raksha·May 2, 2017·4 votes·344 views

I've heard a few ez ones, but i'd like to see a zilean more. Annie one got some good ones?

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TerozuMay 2, 20175 votes

Ok, LeeSin up, first off, this is gonna start hard, with a nice Ryze if you will, but then, it's gonna Fizz le out, I've got a Zilean of puns, but if your really wanna get them, you're gonna need some good Sion . And remember, once you can properly read them, you're a total bad Ashe . Now, I know what you're thinking, "these are all basic" but i Garen tee you I have some Ahri ginal ones, or, you know what? Maybe I don't, maybe I'm just Ekko ing some great minds that came before me, where ever Veigar now, i'll say this to them though, through some TwistedFate , Udyr memers and punners, make my heart Twitch with delight. Now, I know I'm not poet, let alone a Bard , but I'll be a Sona f a bitch if I don't have my own of puns. But, maybe, with this, I'll be Kindred spirits with the other pungeon masters. Or maybe they'll all wanna Sivir any ties with me, I don't know. Now, whether this has been a pleasure to read, or you consider it MissFortune , I'm gonna head out now, time to Rakan roll. So, like is this a contest? Am i the Viktor ? Who's next? i don't care, how about you- Yorick .

RakshaMay 2, 20173 votes

omg i'm dying X'D this is great

4th Chiming LambMay 2, 20173 votes

Well, I can't post mine now, you outdid me.

Of course, you do realize...I have no other choice but to Kayle you now?

TerozuMay 2, 20173 votes

If you are left without any op Jhin but to kill me, Illaoi me to make a final request; please, don't kill me, r Elise me instead.

4th Chiming LambMay 2, 20172 votes

Now I can only Ekko the puns you've made before...eh, you are r Elise 'd. There's nothing I can do anymore, everything is Amumu t point.

RakshaMay 12, 20172 votes

Ahri gonna continue this? Cause I wana bring a whole new of puns to the table. Naut to brag or anything, but i think i can Renekton

4th Chiming LambMay 12, 20172 votes

Urgot a be kidding me, that was damn near two weeks ago! If you try to continue this, I'm going to go Diana fire, Ryze from the ashes, and all who find me shall suffer from MissFortune . I'll be a Kindred spirit to the Ekko s of the many Graves left by the wake of my decision to Kayle you.

Or I can take the 2nd op Jhin ...just Trundle along in life, find some new shoes, maybe put some AurelionSol s in the shoes...But how would I get that money? Wait, it would be eas MasterYi ! Just host cat fights in my newly-built Katarina !

RakshaMay 12, 20171 votes

I'm not joking, I'm Ezreal as it gets. If you wana beat me, good Lux , but I'm afraid all attempts will be in Vayne . My Shen anigans will never cease and there isnt Annie one Aatrox the land who could hope to Kayle me. Though, I'd welcome the challenge so its Nami alone in here Anivia want to, I'll just crank up the heat and get ready to Rumble . Just know by the end of this, I'll leave you Swain .