Pick a champion quote and add after "in my ass."

Νichirin·3/11/2017, 2:53:32 PM·69 votes·7,601 views

DISCLAIMER: I know this is reposted but I wanna see what you can come up with now with some more reworks I'll start first: Lux In the name of Demacia, I will punish you in my ass! Lux The light will guide you, even now, in my ass.

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50000000000000003/11/2017, 4:19:07 PM73 votes

Jax imagine if I had a real weapon in my ass.

higura3/11/2017, 4:52:06 PM57 votes

Nami Do not force my hand in my ass.

Nami Wash them away in my ass.

Nami Welcome to the deep end in my ass.

Nami Water can heal - or harm in my ass.

Nami Have a drink in my ass.

Nami Soak it up in my ass.

Nami Quit flopping around in my ass.

Nami There's always another wave in my ass.

Nami I'll find my path in my ass.

Nami Great. More dry land in my ass.

Nami Ride upon the waves in my ass.

Nami Feet are strange in my ass.

Nami People and their air in my ass.

Nami The softest water wears down the hardest rock in my ass.

Nami I still hear the song of the sea in my ass.

Nami Eww, whale breath in my ass.

Nami Afraid to get your feet wet in my ass?.

Nami Swim at your own risk in my ass.

Nami Oceans spill forth in my ass!.

Nami High tide in my ass!.

Junkο3/11/2017, 3:15:18 PM56 votes

Gangplank ANOTHER in my ass!!

Mira Arya Enthe3/11/2017, 5:21:34 PM51 votes

"Noxians. I hate those guys in my ass."Ezreal

warpenguin5553/11/2017, 4:14:18 PM42 votes

Darius is a gold mine for these.

"With overwhelming force." "Exploit every weakness." "Witness true strength." "Unmatched power!" "Don't turn your back, or expose your neck." "Defy Noxus and taste your own blood."

Roar of Legend3/11/2017, 8:25:39 PM41 votes

Soraka Yes that was a banana in my ass. Soraka No one expect the banana in my ass. Soraka Heal and protect in my ass Soraka ** LIVE IN MY ASS**

LBmyBB3/11/2017, 3:53:27 PM37 votes

Leblanc "For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear in my ass."

Not Too Serious3/11/2017, 5:06:27 PM34 votes

Kled I got your welcoming present right here in my ass!

L Psy Kongroo3/11/2017, 8:55:47 PM19 votes

Shaco "For my next trick, I'll make you disappear in my ass!"

Vayne "I smell black magic in my ass."

Ahri "Let's have some REAL fun in my ass."

Leblanc "Right where I want them..........in my ass."

Raiyza3/11/2017, 6:30:08 PM18 votes

Jinx Say hello to my friends of varying sizes....in my ass!

Malphite Caught between a rock...and a hard place in my ass.

Tristana Wow, I cant wait to try this out in my ass.

Rux1003/12/2017, 12:42:24 AM18 votes

Poppy "I'm no hero... just a yordle with a hammer in my ass!"

Jhin "Only perfection is acceptable in my ass!"

Ivern "Sprout in my ass!"

Jax "Imagine if a had a REAL weapon in my ass!"

Twitch "I was hiding in my ass!"

Handy Sandy 3/11/2017, 4:01:42 PM16 votes

Azir "They have overstepped in my ass"

Zmezmer3/12/2017, 2:05:01 AM15 votes

Teemo "Size doesn't mean everything in my ass."

strut3/11/2017, 8:23:00 PM15 votes

Vladimir Is just perfect for this

"Hmm, something is leaking in my ass." "The rivers will run red in my ass." "Care to make a donation in my ass?"

And the best: "Please let it all out in my ass"

Camulos3/12/2017, 8:09:05 AM15 votes

Galio "Let us make violence fellow rock man, in my ass!" (New VO)

Illaoi "How can I love only one man? They break too easily in my ass."

Camille "I. Hate. Snow. In my ass."

Syndra "Barriers exist to be broken, in my ass!"

Zed "No technique is forbidden in my ass."

Melledoneus3/11/2017, 5:50:41 PM14 votes

Garen Cum forth, you will find honor in death in my ass! Rumble Super Galaxy Cumback breaker in my ass! Vladimir The rivers will run red in my ass. Yorick What's one more grave in my ass? Veigar Even now, your loved ones suffer in my ass! Trundle Have you seen the size of this thing? Like, really close in my ass. Malphite Rock solid in my ass. Diana A new moon is rising in my ass.

Ok, ok. I'll stop.

Troll for Trump3/11/2017, 5:21:07 PM13 votes

Ekko

"It's not how much time you have, it's how much you use it in my ass"

"We'll do it the hard way in my ass"

"Ah... that fresh start smell in my ass"

"Time to start some trouble in my ass"

"I could make this hurt less in my ass"

"Good a time as any to act reckless in my ass"

"Haha... you never see this coming in my ass."

"Come on! Show me something new in my ass!"

"Keep pushing me in my ass."

"Time doesn't heal all wounds in my ass."

"Not quitting until it's right in my ass!"

"I finish what I start in my ass."

"Let me be honest - I have no idea what I'm doing in my ass."

"Step right up in my ass!"

"Come get me in my ass!"

""Surprise in my ass!"

""One more time in my ass!"

Lapis3/11/2017, 3:00:18 PM10 votes

Blitzcrank Bone is a poor alternative in my ass.

Dark Nephthys3/11/2017, 6:23:47 PM9 votes

Anivia "Do not tempt the blizzard in my ass" Anivia "Something ancient stirs in my ass" Anivia "I am neither the first, or the last in my ass" Anivia "We are all connected in my ass" Anivia "The abyss speaks to me in my ass" Anivia "A beating heart holds violence within my ass" Lulu "Pleased to meet you in my ass" Lulu "They aren't going to like this in my ass" Lulu "to tall...much to tall in my ass" Lulu "That squirrel looks familiar in my ass"

HeimerLmao3/11/2017, 6:13:48 PM9 votes

Heimerdinger "Stand back! I am about to do... science in my ass" "Yes, yes, hurry, I have important work to get back to in my ass" "I don't agree with your methods, but by golly, do you get results in my ass" "It's gone mad in my ass!" "Ah, the sweet smell of science in my ass"

JVP153/11/2017, 7:42:42 PM8 votes

Taric There is no other way to go but up in my ass.

The heavens strike swiftly in my ass.

I serve life, but deal death in my ass.

I must redeem myself in my ass.

I will shatter them in my ass.

Lets see how hot things get in my ass.

I made one of these up. Guess which one it is.

ScarletSurgeon3/11/2017, 8:02:44 PM8 votes

FOUR! in my ass. (perfection in four words)

Alistair343/11/2017, 5:39:33 PM8 votes

Karma "The answer lies within my ass." Karma "Act with conviction in my ass." Karma "Peace, in my ass." Karma "Never falter in my ass."

Legacy Hydralpha3/11/2017, 4:21:06 PM8 votes

Aatrox I am as timeless as war in my ass.

Troll Slaiyer3/11/2017, 8:48:53 PM8 votes

Fizz FEEEEDING TIIME, IN MY ASS

Mira Arya Enthe3/11/2017, 4:59:25 PM8 votes

Ashe "I only need one shot... in my ass." "All the world on one arrow... in my ass." "Do not mistake mercy for weakness... in my ass." "Take a good look, it's the last you'll ever get... in my ass."

Shyvana "The raaage... in my ass." "The enemies of Demacia will fall... in my ass." "You should run now... in my ass."

Teemo "Hut... 2... 3... 4... in my ass." "Take a long walk in the jungle... in my ass." "Quickly! In my ass!"

Leona "The sun always rises... in my ass." "I will protect you... in my ass." "Pen or sword, the shield is mightiest, in my ass."

Malzahar "Icathia beckons... in my ass." "I think a voidling just came up... in my ass."

MonkeyMadness3/12/2017, 8:58:25 AM7 votes

Garen Fear not. I'm coming in my ass Amumu Come play with me in my ass Ahri Let's have some real fun in my ass Vi Let's get to the fun part in my ass Malphite Smash in my ass Zac This is gonna get messy in my ass Soraka Yes, that was a banana in my ass...no one expects the banana in my ass Annie Play time in my ass...http://img05.deviantart.net/5c34/i/2011/262/f/9/league_of_legends_tibbers_by_debra91-d4aardp.jpg

Velzard of Koz3/11/2017, 5:42:29 PM7 votes

Velkoz I miss the darkness of the void in my ass

Kirbanator3/11/2017, 6:30:01 PM7 votes

KogMaw "Keep coming, Not full in my ass"

Always a classic

RestinChinPiece3/11/2017, 7:10:12 PM7 votes

Kassadin "Justice, will be served, in my ass." Kassadin "Your magic is POWERLESS against me, in my ass!" Kassadin "I tried to silence my mother once... Boy, did I regret that in my ass." LeeSin "Your will, my hands in my ass." Leona "Next time, try to leave a dent in my ass!" Ezreal "Who needs a map in my ass?" Thresh "Ohhh the eternity we shall spend together in my ass~..." Ashe "So, which one is the pig in my ass?" Talon "Live and die by the blade in my ass." Sion "Think YOU can take ME IN MY ASS?!"

MCNT0523/11/2017, 11:30:25 PM7 votes

Urgot you cant beat me, so join me, i need a good pair of legs in my ass

Urgot There is no coming back, from your demise in my ass

Urgot Eternal life, endless torture in my ass

Urgot I DETECT THE PRESENCE OF SCUM IN MY ASS

Urgot Only i will remain in my ass

Urgot they are condemned in my ass

Urgot hydraulics activated in my ass

Urgot only i will remain in my ass

Urgot the fortunate will be eradicated in my ass

Urgot systems ready in my ass

the mascot of bronze i think takes the crown

The JigSAW3/12/2017, 1:05:00 AM6 votes

Kayle Uh, are you sure you aren't in the wrong League.. in my ass? Ahri If you want to play with me, you better be sure you know how to play the game in my ass Jayce POWERSLAM IN MY ASS! Caitlyn Sorry boys, I keep the fuzzy cuffs at home in my ass Akali Tread lightly in my ass Braum STAND BEHIND BRAUM IN MY ASS! Rammus OK, in my ass Veigar What's black and blue and about to show you the definition of pain in my ass? Rengar TOOONIGHT, WE HUNT IN MY ASS! Yasuo Death is like the wind, always by my side in my ass. Annie You smell like burning in my ass! Fiddlesticks Yes masta, in my ass. Orianna RAVAGE.. in my ass

And finally...

Renekton White meat, dark meat, its all the same in my ass

Hrd2H1t3/11/2017, 9:08:22 PM6 votes

Sion Another corpse for the pile in my ass Sion I do not bleed in my ass Sion WORMS IN MY ASS! Sion CHAAAAAAAAARGE IN MY AAAAASSSSSSSSSS! Sion A sword lacks heft in my ass Sion Yes... I like this weapon in my ass Sion This is the only fortress I need in my ass Heimerdinger It's gone mad in my ass! Heimerdinger Perhaps I should try more rockets in my ass Taliyah The wounds of this land run deep in my ass Taliyah Five birds, one stone in my ass Taliyah Playtime is going to get a little rocky in my ass Taliyah Even rock gives under the right pressure in my ass Taliyah I will mend what you have sundered in my ass Taliyah Throw another rock in my ass! Taliyah Let's shake things up in my ass! Taliyah Ooh, belts in my ass Taliyah Time to carry a bigger stick in my ass Taliyah Almost better than goat's milk in my ass

Morrigu3/12/2017, 6:09:43 AM5 votes

Jinx: [slayer-jinx-wink]

I'm a shooting star in my ass

I'll try to make this painless in my ass

Sorry, it's my duty to destroy you in my ass

Don't be so hard on yourself, I'll do it for you in my ass

Everybody panic in my ass

Eh, how do people do this in my ass

Hold on! I'm about to see something really cool in my ass

I don't even think once about blowing stuff up in my ass

BLACK REALM GOD3/12/2017, 8:06:41 AM1 votes

why is this even allowed on the boards when there is a profanity filter on the game and the game is rated T...