Post the funniest insult you've ever received

An ARAM match with me as Karma:

: "Hey Teemo, fuck you!" : testing the waters here, "Reported." : "Karma I hope your mom gets cancer and dies." : actually stunned, "Srsly?... she already does" (sadly a true statement, I was hoping being serious might stop the salt) : "Good then she's a double cancer bitch!"

Lmao, wtf is a "double cancer bitch?"

Salty Nunu earned exemplary disciplinary response from the lovely Rito.

[slayer-jinx-catface]

This isn't really an insult, but someone once said "think head you use." Anyone know how to think head I use? I don't think I know how to think head I use. ######I'm probably not thinking head I use enough.

"ok kid"

What's so bad about being a kid lol

"I bet your mom had sex with your dad"

Enemy to me, after me firstblooding him:

"Jayce you are retarded. You play so bad I couldn't predict what you were going to do."

I got got called the "N" word by a Lucian. More Ironic than funny.

What was funny was the "Your recent report of a toxic player-" message I got 5 minutes after the game ended.

"Oh wow you fucking baddie, you can right click, grats." Enemy yasuo and syndra who were salty that i flashed their CC and got a penta in a team fight where they were all stacked.

Today I got called "Fucking Russian" while talking English on EUW....

"The only way you going to beat me is with your ass on my dick"

err... ok

I inadvertently banned one of my team's hovered picks. The insult I got was:

"I'm going to choke you until you c*m"

I wasn't even mad. It was one of the most creative, hilarious insults I've heard.

Okay, I hope insults used on my friends count. Because my god, I could not stop laughing when I saw this.

So I was queueing in a party of four in Normals. I don't really know anyone too well, my friend who I'm not too well acquainted with invited me and two other people. Tensions run high in game when everyone starts getting steamrolled. and were both in my premade. was doing even worse than the rest of the team.

: "fizz f&&& you" : "you are boosted" Me: "Wait, Fizz is bronze V." (I had checked lolnexus prior to the match starting.) : "boosted to level 30"

"Hitler missed your degenerate family in the Holocaust retarded-ass Jehovah's Witness monkey"

I find this funny... you probably won't... I do tho.

Diamond V player in champ select: "You're a noob, Xin Zhao is useless beyond Plat!"

I can only imagine his face when he saw I was a level 7 Xin Zhao main with the Master Tier border.

" you couldn't fuck a plant "

Funniest thing said to me was when i was play janna and a enemy jinx rocket was shot across the map and killed me and my adc said "We got a wide receiver here". Wasnt really an insult but was still hilarious!

Also the best one ive said to someone was when i had a garen who was 1-12 in the top lane. and I said "This garen is feeding more then the mcdonalds dollar menu".

I was once called artistic. ._.

I shit you not. Not autistic, artistic. As in good at art.

"Scum" by a

An insult I did not receive but was received by one of my teammates:

"If I wanted to kill myself, I would jump from your number of Chromosomes to your skill level"

"Azir is trash like you"

It's funny becuase that's what my enemy midlaner said at the start of laning.

That game I got 11/2/7.

My story is not really funny becquse of the insult, but... I was playing Ivern, we were escaping, I Q to root the enemies, I land my Q, ally Yasuo rightclicks and goes in. Dies. "Ivern, I didn't want to go in".

"at least I have parents."

"Lol your Kennen is just press R to win, and isnt hard to learn." From the enemy here's another one "Your champion isnt even good, and your just bad at the game." or something along those line. point was I was (why else was my enemy tilted other than that) and this came from a brought a grin to my face

I played Teemo and killed the enemy Fizz 3 or 4 times in the jungle with just my mushrooms that he stepped on when he was at very low health. After that 3rd or 4th time he told me:

"Teemo, you're more disgusting than a Bloody Tampon Popsicle"

Dirty Pirate Hooker

Tbh it became a greeting between a friend and I because we love our Rum.

Player 1: "Varus how old are you?" (I don't know what prompted this)

Varus: "I'm 18, I just didn't feel like being an adult this game"

His Support: "Apparently he didn't feel like being an ADC either"

"Fucking Dwight"

I wouldn't call it an insult per se, but somebody did say something along the lines of "FRIGGIN FRACKITY FRACK DING DANG DIDDLY DANG DARNY DANG DARN SON OF A MITCH!" also, "Motherless son of a goat" and "Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries."

"boosted ape" in a Bronze 3 match. lol

My friend calls people random food items like tomatoes and also calls me a plant. He makes sure to incorrectly spell every word he puts in his insults

I love playing with him

I wasn't farming and only ganking and somebody called me a "fucking psychopathic PETA agent"

Nobody can have that apm. ur scripting I was playing