They will be no match to someone of your stature
Blindfolds, Takes into secret armory, unblindfolds
Pick your favourite toy
Normally that would be off limits, but luckily you're you... So by all means, use it as you please


Coffee is the cheaper fix.
Coffee is amazing..
If you have coffee you can't just.. coffee...
As long as it's chocolate or pumpkin spice coffee.
As long as it's chocolate or pumpkin spice coffee.
Pumpkin spice is so overrated. They changed the recipe a few years ago and it has a gross aftertaste. Although, from working at a Starbucks, did you know you can ask to purchase the flavor syrups by the bottle?
I did not.
I just hate the taste of coffee.
Appropriate response.
I did not.
I just hate the taste of coffee.
Then why do you drink it? Soda accomplishes the same feat, as does tea.
It actually doesn't for me. It's the warmth of the drink and less sugar I think.