Praise to the Golden Kappa God

I once met the prophet of the Golden Kappa God... Listen for this is a true story.. He told me "Son, remember one thing: Memes before dreams".. I said you sir are a true prophet for you enlightened us with this new meme fresh from the heavenly press. Since then I worship the Golden Kappa God, the true Klappa God, for whatever is Gold is right and true...

Also, do you really think the fact that "Gold" without an L spells out God is a coincidence? I dIdn't think so. If you disagree you burn forever in a lava lake..JS (I heard this usually works).

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Z7lQoTvtfN0/maxresdefault.jpg