If Riot Does Not Return Some Form of Solo Queue, I Will Shave My Head

PM Faker Nudes·7/29/2016, 7:20:02 PM·42 votes·2,933 views

Premise Due to the current rate Riot is losing players, I am confident Riot will return some form of solo queue to the game.

Promise

  1. If Riot does not introduce the option to play against solo players only as a solo player in dynamic queue, OR
  2. Riot does not remove dynamic queue and re-introduce some form of solo play in its place.

I WILL SHAVE MY HEAD AND POST PROOF.

Deadline 2017-07-29

Exceptions -Death -Incarceration -Alien Abduction -Kidnapping by US Government for Human Augmentation Studies

70 Comments

xXRaichopXx7/29/2016, 7:23:12 PM22 votes

Get ready to shave that head bud...

Dynikus7/29/2016, 7:23:33 PM16 votes

I'm curious why so many people think Riot is losing players at an alarming rate. League is still the most streamed game on twitch by a very, very large margin. A few toxic people saying they're leaving league on the boards means literally nothing.

vampirekid137/29/2016, 9:32:11 PM11 votes

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-Kidnapping by US Government for Human Augmentation Studies

awfully specific

LatetotheRace7/29/2016, 9:28:42 PM8 votes

You should probably add "Assassination by Tencent Agent."

NotCounter7/29/2016, 8:44:26 PM4 votes

without statistics it's impossible to say, but i'd imagine league is losing veterans that don't like the lack of competitiveness of dynamic queue while also still gaining playerbase because dynamic queue was designed to make league more popular... so maybe it balances out?

Mimy7/29/2016, 7:22:26 PM3 votes

Instead of senpai, people will start calling you baldpai here soon.

Witch of Babylon7/30/2016, 2:38:07 AM3 votes

You should shave your head if Riot DOES add solo queue. Then you'd never have to shave your head.

Volcanuz7/30/2016, 12:25:18 PM3 votes

Can we see proof of player loss? like proper hard stats? Because i am sure the dropoff we see is people sitting accounts. Like reaching a certain ranking on a account and not playing anymore to retain the rank/mmr. Happens all the time. Also changes bring more people and then you see a drop off, pro games too as most don't watch through client and some people don't get the boost or hype to want to play more after watching them.

It is like the WoW effect. Every new installation brings people back, then they leave. Some stay, some leave permanent. Mage changes really did hit us Mid players hard, some adapted (like myself) others disappeared or changed role (seen many people i know do this, many opponents).

I doubt the DQ was the biggest factor. It is just the loudest of the group, it is the boogey man people want to blame for people leaving or just a normal flux in the playerbase. Every game has this happen, this game isn't the only one. It has been around for YEARS so of course some people will give up on it, technically we are seeing the curve of babyboomers of the first gen of this game finally dying from old age. Some just can't keep up with this game, are too stressed, too salty or just aren't 100% anymore and know it. All sports or games have this.

SO WHY ARE WE ALL MAKING A BIG DEAL LIKE THIS IS A NEW THING. MJ isn't playing basketball anymore right? What makes you think people aren't finding a reason to retire?

GaleWinUnleashed7/29/2016, 7:55:38 PM2 votes

I can assure you that having a shaved head will be quite nice. The wind on your scalp feels great.

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PM Faker Nudes10/5/2016, 8:51:12 PM1 votes

Very happy to be right. Nunu

Michael Bacon7/30/2016, 1:59:56 PM1 votes

On op.gg it says that NA has 1.7 million ranked players while EU and KR have 3 million... NA is the only paranoid player base that think dynamic q affects their climb in bronze and silver. Seriously unless you're diamond or above stop complaining about dynamic q because it won't affect you if you are at low - mid elo. Premades have no effect on your climb, you're only choosing to blame them for your losses.

R FLASH XD7/30/2016, 7:57:43 PM1 votes

Wich head? :^)

Pacattack257/31/2016, 12:31:44 AM1 votes

I will shave MY head if Riot DOES introduce the ability to do either of those by that timeline...

Athenes Lulu7/29/2016, 8:48:50 PM1 votes

Pics or it didn't happen.

doiminat0r36007/31/2016, 12:10:54 AM1 votes

Favorited this page to remind you in a year