And Jinx crashes your wedding (duh)
How's your laifu (and waifu) now, M&G?
Now if you'll excuse me Imma make half-yordle babies (and chase after Jinx to give my wife's bouquet back).
this is cringe of the highest order
I am not mad about this
I am extremely happy about this
I get to marry vi and I get to watch her fight it out with jinx at the same time
BEST DAY EVER!!!
https://i.imgflip.com/1luwox.jpg
Well, uh...one, with the new ult, Jinx is now dead. On a scale of 1 to 10, her dead level is VERY.
And, well, uh, I mean, well...Rek'Sai is the queen of...she's the queen of the Xer'Sai, see...so uh...I'll probably be dropped into a pit with the other drones and...do whatever they do to fertilize Rek's eggs. And then die. By snu snu.
Well, damn.
(of your opposite gender)
What if I'm gay
"You meddlesome tart, it was supposed to be my finest day!"
"EEEEEEEEXACTLY! But ceremonies are soooooooooooooo boring! I just started the party early!"
"Cait, she has a point. She's a living party and---"
"Quiet you. Wedding's off, I've got a job to do. grabs rifle and chases after Jinx"
"Love is too cruel."
"Sooo...Um...When do we throw the bouquet?"
"Shut up, Meg."
Joke's on you, is the only female Champion I regularly play anyway, lol.
Ezreal counts as a girl, right?
We get along well. I like to caress her tails as she eats my life essence.
Welp, mine was Annie.. Time to go to jail.
How is my laifu? How's prison in Canada?
You know, I've seen porn of her and im not disappointed with this match.
yeah well after winding her up again the ball KO's jinx and we get married, now I spend my days polishing and caring for orianna and the ball while sneaking away to eat actual food instead of electricity and have sexy time with 
Well... She doesn't have a lot of personality lorewise, so I think everything might turn out better than initially expected?
Adc in 2k17 Jinx wont last long and I get them
T H I C C T H I G H S
http://www.mobafire.com/images/champion/skins/landscape/karma-sun-goddess.jpg
well i'm probably let her do her own thing. She'll show jinx what spirit fire looks like and i'll see some nice fireworks.
Man oh man will 
be jealous but 
was my first love in this game anyways so I'm not complaining
Uuuuuhm, uuuuuh. 
Do uh, do they count? Do I just get Lamb, or do I ignore them because they aren't physical beings, but manifestations of death itself. (Also I'm not a furry)
If we go past , then I get landed with . This is pretty awkward, as my highest mastery is 
. And I'm not a night person. Jinx crashing my wedding will be the best part of the ordeal (aside from the wedding night. Diana will rock my world all night long)
Hahaha no one posted a male character so far.
League demografic in a nutshell.
Also, 
fuck!
why does it have to be the opposite gender? why cant it be the same gender?...
Not counting Rek'sai, that'd be Taliyah.
You know, she's not pretty at all, but I'd be fine with that; she's not a bad person, and she seems nice enough with a decent personality.
I think Jinx would be sent flying out of the building with a pillar of rock though, after which Taliyah would freak out apologizing.
Does it count if it's doombots?
Okay, I'll pick an actual game...
My first thought is that they're cheating on each other with me, lol. There was a fight about to start whether Jinx made an appearance or not.
SHES GONNA EAT ME :(
Opposite gender, jeeze, it's been a while since I've played a male. 
, apparently. Can I just ignore the heteronormality and marry ?
Kindered would probably just ult the wedding and jinx would just kinda sit there akwardly (how do I make the champ icon things btw)
Soo... who wants to come to mine and 
wedding? :D she is the only thing I play nowadays. Started to main her top and jungle. Jungle because she has sustain, cc and gapcloser not to mention ult which heals her and does dmg :)
