Here's how it goes it's simple and easy fall along and don't be sleazy...
OK that was just bad anyways, post your main, or just a champion you're enjoying lately and a stereotype about it
I'll start
"I'm the best on this team, don't you dare take my CS, or my kills, or we're gonna have a problem, and don't fucking question me noob"
"You will rarely ever see me, but if you do, pray I'm on your team."
"I will bring you all the way from Platinum III to Week Old Crusty Dog Feces LXXVI."
"I stopped playing after W was changed to a vector cast."
"I will do nothing but splitpush until a nexus blow up.
"I'm a dick."
"I will make you regret saying Urgot is a piece of shit."
"Yo listen up
hear's a story about a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night
And everything he sees is just blue like him
Inside and outside
blue his house with a blue little window and a blue Corvette
And everything is blue for him and himself and everybody around
Cause he ain't got nobody to listen...
I'm blue DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA DI DA BA DE DA BA DI"
"wow ur bad. " "lol ok gj dude" "wow miss more cs" "okay im not helping you" "what tf are you doing?" "lol -" 
"SHUT UP SONA!"
"/all chat GUYS MY ADC WONT STOP FLAMING ME REPORT JINX. "
"ALL THE FARM IS MINE, ALL THE KILLS ARE MINE, AND ALL THE BUFFS ARE MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Have some cocoa.
oh, thanks. this is really ni-
Going on a journey, bitch.
Wait, no! I need help against that lane!
Fuck you have some cocoa.
"Hurr Durr, ZAC BANNED AT WORLDS! HE MUST BE SO GOOD!" Misses every E
: Start of game "Hey Ashe, I see you're our bot lane oppoenet, If I get first blood you have to get with my gems ;)"
Enemy 
: "Lol, noob Taric thinks he can fight me, ready to get rekd?"
First blood!
: "My place, after game."
"Life is part of a cycle. Q till it's over"
"For centuries, I have stacked"
"Between life and death, lies the top lane"
"Your soul will be stacked"
"A true master is an eternal left-clicker"
"A focused mind can tilt the enemy"
"In me, slows die off"
"You wish to learn the hard way... unlike me"
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Presenting the award for Most Hated Champion of the Season is last year's winner, 
.
Last year I had some very stiff competition and by stiff, I mean I've imagined them stuffed and mounted on my wall as trophies (pauses for laughs). In all seriousness folks, Fizz and Ekko, try as they may, could not garner nearly as much hate as I did throughout all of last year. It was indeed my finest hunting season ever, but enough about me, let's get onto this year's nominees.
in "Tanksuo Shenanigans"
in "Hi, I'm Zed and Now You're Dead"
and
in "My Jungle is Your Grave"
And the award goes to...
in Tanksuo Shenanigans!
(APPLAUSE)
Unfortunately, Yasuo has been called away again on business. As the Most Hated Champion of the Season, he is a very busy guy; so, I'll be accepting the award on his behalf.
That moment when your a squishy champ walking through your jungle, and one shroom from a full AP Teemo takes off almost all your health...and then you step on another. Yeah, I may or may not be laughing manically from that.
A wild knife cat appeared.
BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD WELL EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT THE BIRD
feeds first blood
"Run it down mid!"
"Free Tyler1!"
The Law of the Shaco: if Shaco is on your team, he's a rent-a-clown with 5% kill contribution and 0 objectives
Would post mine, but I would be speaking for myself and not for all the community... As much as I hate it...
"CC....what's that?"
Even if I miss every Q and R, I am gonna spend all game spamming my /laugh.
I'm a Lux main. This is accurate.
"I will run around and have things die in my wake until the entire enemy team groups up to chase me and loses because of it."
"You stole my kill!" Was on opposite side of map
"Top or feed."
DEMACIAAAAAAAA!!!
JUSTICE!!!
Come on and Slam. And welcome to the jam.
"Time to melt more faces than the climax of Raiders of the Lost- oh crap it's Yasuo we're doomed surrender at 20."
As a Bard main, there are only three major stereotypes for him. The first comes from experiences I've had playing as him.
"Never fear, the big, buff, walking ambulance is here to escort you back to base while casting shrines on low hp squishy carries, all while getting my own health chipped away by the enemy team!" . "I see my ADC is barely managing to keep enemy minions away from our turret! This is a perfect moment to roam and collect chimes instead of helping!" . purposely ults squishy teammate, causing the carry to get gangbanged by enemy team before typing into /all chat: "Lol, sorry."
ults into enemy fountain for the sweet penta
"Team, better hope I don't fuck up my ult"
Your oblivion awaits. W spam + r = gg at lvl 6...
Oh god, malz has a 2.5 second cc for an ultimate that can be made useless by an item soooo scary!!!
Space aids for life!
DONT YOU DARE TOUCH MY STACKS! RESPECT THE CANE!
don't t8k my stacks and i always win lane except for darius teemo and cho'gath
really don't know the stereotype for him... keeps trying to 1v5?
: "No (insert midlaner/ADC), I can't gank pre-6"
: "Just buy a pink ward"
: "1v1 me"
: "It's a root not a stun"
: "Why didn't you just click on me while I was ulting?"
: "I'm not an assassin"
: "YOU CAN HOOK ME WHILE I AM MID W???"
: "wtf ks"
: "How am I winning I have like a 45% winrate"
: either "Just let me farm" or "wtf ks" depending on whether he has Gunblade yet or not
I will farm until 6, be about as useful as tits on a fish, but once I hit 6 I will gank a lane, get a triple, grab some items, and become unkillable. Fear me
Will feed gangplank, get flamed. Hold on long enough for my power spike, then carry game to victory. Basically, there is nothing you can do to stop me from becoming the most dangerous champion in the game.
Will farm, get 6 stacks of ult, build Rod of Ages, Sunfire Cape, Spirit Visage, Ryaleys, Warmogs, and GA. Good luck killing me come late game.
Will get 782 AD by late game, and be a complete psycopath.
I guess I'll have to put one for each position to be the most accurate.
Top: 
"Not gonna stop until I find that hero."
Mid: 
"A guardian's work is never done."
Jung:
"Today is a good day to die."
Bot Support: "An aspect's work is never done."
(The infrequently played) Bot ADC: "I can't tank for you guys like this!"
