Every Champion's Bitch-Level Ranked!

This is a completely sarcastic and fun idea I had last night, all claims are my opinion alone designed for a quick laugh. I'm sorry ahead of time if you're main has a high 'bitch level'

** 4/10 - Big sword red dude can come back to life every once in a while. 6/10 - Hit by charms makes you fall in love with this cat creature. Legend says you see her naked for 1 and a half seconds before she burst kills you. 6/10 - Female Naruto does a lot of moving around. (8/10 pre-nerfs) 4/10 - 1 Point for the CC, 3 points for spamming "YOU CAN'T MILK THOSE"
0/10 - Nothing about Amumu is bitchy. He just wants a friend ok? 6/10 - "Ice bird, I choose you!". "Ice Bird uses Wall". "Ice Bird uses Blizzard". "Its supper effective". 7/10 - No, you won't get to plat in a week playing Annie. Please just stop.
3/10 - Respect Waman. ice arrow. 5/10
4/10 - Stop yelling at me dammit 5/10 - 1 Point for hitting me with Sand Dudes. 4 Points for making me waste abilities on Sand Dudes. 8/10 - 1 Point for CC. 7 Points for traveling to the enemies base at 7 minutes for a chime. 10/10 - Fuck you. You know what you did. 5/10 - "No way this burn kills me" 3/10 - "Alexa play USSR Anthem" 4/10 - Hi Caitlyn ;) 7/10 - "Press R you pussy I dare you. I can take it." 5/10 - This half-Waifu has no boots and is still faster then you. 6/10 - Chewing Noises 4/10 - The Japanese are still practicing the art of the Kamikaze into the enemy towers. 6/10 - "No way this bleed kills me" 7/10 - A gray screen is only a blink away ;) 8/10 - 1 point for your ult. 7 points for not being a real doctor. 0/10 - T1T1T1T1T1T1T1T1T1T1T1T1T1T1T1 5/10 - I sat here for 7 minutes trying to think of something funny to say. I gave up. 4/10 - Spider Waifu not played enough for me to think of something funny. 8/10 - BEEEEEGONNNEEEEEEEEEEEE THHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT 5/10 - hOw daRE yOu gET AnOtHeR sKiN 4/10 - "I could while away the hours, Conferrin' with the flowers, Consulting with the rain; And my head I'd be a scratchin', While my thoughts are busy hatchin' If I only had a brain." 6/10 - Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink 8/10 - S W I M M I N G L Y
8/10 - "EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT NOW. WHY? BECAUSE I AM HERE! -All-Might 4/10 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMhfbLRoGEw 10/10 - DEMACIAAAAAAAAAAAA 6/10 - Buff Gnar please. Thanks. 7/10 - Your drunk uncle just went super saiyan during thanksgiving weekend and one shot you. 3/10 - It's high nooooon.. Wait. Wrong game. Sorry. 9/10 - _ insert usain bolt or sonic joke here _ 8/10 - Indeed, a wise choice! .............. fat headed idiot 6/10 - Doujin Artists thank you for this character Riot.
9/10 - Hahahahahahahahahahah Irelia got nerfed again Ahahahahahahahahah Point and Laugh at the Irelia Mains Ahahahahahahahaha 3/10 - I'm so Sorry. 4/10 - Battle Bikini 7/10 - See's any champion alone. J4: Ah shit, here we go again. 9/10 - Nidiots 5/10 - RIP Jayce Mid lane 2019-2019 6/10 - "Step on a trap and break yah motha's back" 8/10 - Flat is justice 6/10 - Anyone Remember Kai'sa? Yea me neither. 4/10 - I.. I don't know how to play this champion. 7/10 - Stop coming midlane. Please. Fuck. 9/10 - "Why the fuck did this emo boy band singer just one shot me from his base" 5/10 - From a 5 to an 8 once you hit level 16. 7/10 - Either the best Kat one trick you'll ever see, or a feeding first time player. No middle ground. 10/10 - Reworks suck 7/10 - The interactions between Rhaast and Kayn make me forgive this champion for one shotting me while in a wall.
4/10 - "Electric Squirrel, I choose you!" "Electric Squirrel uses Lightning Storm" "It's not very effective" "Your Lightning Squirrel has fainted"
8/10 - No Jokes here. You'll see this champion for literally 2 seconds before you die and he disappears again. 4/10 - Nothing feels better then taking a 0/7/2 Kindred's mark then hearing the voiceline of Kindred threatening you. Fucking do something. 7/10 - YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWWWWWSKARLWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
3/10 - wHY cAN tHIS gLORIFIED bEDBUG hIT mE aCROSS tHE mAP 8/10 - "If I ult the wrong Leblanc one more damn time I'm going to break something" 7/10 - I honestly feel like half the people playing this champ are also blind.. 7/10 - 6 points for the CC, one point for getting 2 legendary skins at the same time. 8/10 - Lets play "How long can you stand still" 6/10 - Dash, Auto, Q, Auto, W, Auto, Ult, Flash. . . . Thats right. No Racist jokes here mods. :) 4/10 - THIS CHAMPION IS NOT ATTRACTIVE. IT'S A YOUNG, MIDGET, PURPLE YORDLE. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE. 7/10 - needs more skins tbh 4/10 - rock 8/10 - Screw how safe this champion is. TAKE RISKS DAMMIT. LIVE ON THE EDGE. LIVIN LIKE LARRY. 4/10 - "No way that ult will hit me" 10/10 from Iron - Gold. 3/10 from Gold - Challenger. 7/10 - Bigger the Boobs, Bigger the Damage. Sona can confirm. 7/10 - "No way this ult will kill me" 7 seconds later "Fuck this walking bug test" 6/10 - Rip Morgana mid lane 2019 - 2019 4/10 - Don't make sexual Little Mermaid joke.. Don't do it brain.. don't do it. 4/10 before 25 minutes, 9/10 after 25 minutes. 6/10 - Stun, Stun, Knockup, Stun, Slow, Stun, Knockup, Stun, Slow. 4/10 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oD8tj3eBls 7/10 if the spear hits 8/10 - 6 of these points are for the ear rape when he presses R 7/10 - CHOO CHOO MOTHER FUCKER 5/10 - dID YoU KnOw HaShInShIN HAs bEEn PlAyInG OlAF fOr 10 yEaRS??? 7/10 - 5/0/7 without ever leaving a tower :,) 4/10 - fucking hamster 6/10 - "At least I'm safe back here" 6/10 - poopy 10/10 - R, Kill, R, Kill, R, Kill, R, Kill, R, Kill "skilledplayer123 (Pyke): ez" 0/10 - T1T1T1T1T1T1T1T1T1T1T1T1T1T1T1 7/10 - L is for the way you look at me, O is for the only one I see, V is very, very extraordinary, E is even more than anyone that you adore. 8/10 - ok 9/10 - Rek'Sai is a Female. Also you're dead. 6/10 - 1v5 or 0/15/0 8/10 - DON'T HURT KITTY 10/10 - I don't want to fuck hear it Riven Mains. 2/10 - Who's Rumble? 0/10 - AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 6/10 - Ults nothing Team still somehow gets 5 kills. 7/10 - rEvErT sHaCo aND fIx JunGlE 5/10 - No Jokes here. Just me campaigning for a Zed VS. Shen event. Please and thank you. 7/10 - "Just build whatever the hell you want it dosnt matter you'll probably win" 2/10 - Imagine winning a game as singed. Lol. Idiots. 6/10 - Remember Inting Sion? Yea 2018 was a fun time. 6/10 - Sneaky's kinda cute. 4/10 - 0/2/43 7/10 - I am a firm believer that Riot only made this champion because they we're horny. 5/10 - The internet has convinced me this champion has a Penis. 5/10 - leave in the comments a good joke for swain. I'm all out 8/10 - WE ARE THE TRUE RULERS OF DEMACIA! WE WILL MAKE THE KINGS BOW DOWN TO THE PEASANTS! VIVA LA REVOLUTION! 6/10 - balls lol 7/10 - dont google vore 5/10 - This champion is perfect. Please never change this champion in any fucking way Riot. 8/10 - Unstoppable until 25 minutes. Then feeding :) 6/10 - MAN 10/10 - What hasn't be said about this Champion. Fill it in for yourself. 7/10 - OMG ONE SHOT ACROSS THE MAP PENTAKILL UNSTOPPABLE (HILARIOUS) - BunnyFuFuu 5/10 - "I don't know what I've been told, Yordle porn is mighty bold" 4/10 - big stick and big rock uwu 7/10 - presses R AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH dies 6/10 - Graves with CC 7/10 - "Poison Rat, I choose you!" "Poison Rat uses Invisibility" "Poison Rat has Escaped" 8/10 - EL TRUCO 8/10 - https://www.google.com/search?q=mr+waternoose&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj1kJCQ3_vhAhVMPn0KHcc4BKgQ_AUIDigB&biw=1920&bih=937 7/10 - One shot from tower to tower by male Ashe 9/10 - It's all fun and games until Vayne gets her first item. 10/10 - clicks r MWAHAHAHAHAHA 8/10 - ;) tentacle joke 8/10 - ;) fisting joke 5/10 - Rip Victor Top 2018 - 2018 8/10 - if you're reading this and you're a vlad player. I hate you. 6/10 - ELLLL TRUUUCCCOOOOOOO 6/10 - Morgan Freeman Voice: "I can smell you" 7/10 - Harambe can go invisible? 6/10 - Please buff my favorite bird girl please. Thanks. 7/10 - "fucking scripter" 10/10 until 5 minutes then he's a solid 6/10 10/10 - big nose idiot 8/10 - "We gave Yorick a skin, now please shut up." 6/10 - Next up on the list of Characters used more in Hentai then in the actual game.... 8/10 - PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 5/10 - "Explosion Rat, I choose you" "Explosion Rat uses Self-Destruct" "Explosion Rat has fainted" 4/10 - Zilean is a great person. I warm, loving champion that deserves buffs, skins, and upvotes. 9/10 - Thanks "Everyday Legends" for making me notice that I didn't call Zoe a %%%%. :) 7/10 - Ending with yet another Hentai Character. Goodnight everyone. **