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cause he is UNBALANCED

Gravity.

because he gets tired! or because he is unbalanced either one!

Because the spear impales him up the arse when he jumps on it, so he can't keep sitting down with spikes up there.

Because that tickles.

Bc he not greedy. He wants to share his pole with all ( and frequently does) :D

Because that would make an overwhelming amount of the playerbase happy

Because of fizzics.

Because Leona combo'd him to the point where he can move then he falls into Diana's e continually trying to jump away but in the end Thresh hooks him and whips his face with this scythe

Because someone has to kill the slippery fuck at some point.

Because fall backk the river boah ich bin so witzig hahaha deutsch ist beste leben