A list of things Garen doesn't do.
Falter.
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Build atmas anymore :(
Allow their ranks to remain unbroken.
Get dizzy. Thats Darius's job.
Leave the bushes?
Leg day
Katarina. ;D
Not build dfg. DFGaren is best Garen.
Ohhh, the click bait.~
Let you fear about his coming
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spin to lose
Do something for reasons other than the cause.
Hold slow.
Let the glory of Demacia fade
Dunk
Catch Kalista
He doesnt deal well with the rejection of the enemy team ignoring him late game.
So he goes to bronze matches to hang out where he still gets attention.
Mana regen
Not spin
Be quiet
Punch.
Build DFG :(
Roll 
. Pitch 
.
He definitely knows how to yaw though.
Well Garen never builds the BDFY for some reason. . . . .I mean it would go perfect on him.
Wait for their passive to heal them before rushing in.
Fight for those who can
do a one handed handstand
Buy a Dorans shield
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
Punch-crit
nothing
not build i.e.
Punch.
aaaand im sad again.
Die. Stun. Peel. Do well late game. Damage.