The Truth Behind "He Has Returned"

Riot has been pulling the wool over our eyes the entire time. The recent teasers behind Mount Targon have made us believe that our next champion is some kind of dragon like Ao Shin, or some other god like figure. But I know who truly is returning to the League of Legends.

http://i.imgur.com/b2eq7Da.jpg

None other than Urf. Think about it. "He Has Returned." We are only a month away from April 1st, the anniversary of URF mode and Urf the manatee. What better time to throw so many red herrings than April Fool's Day? This has all been a clever diversion by Riot so we wouldn't know.

And the new voice over on Howling Abyss. Urf now mocks the champions of Runeterra because he ascended death itself and is planning to return from another dimension to seek revenge after being joke when Warwick killed him. He scoffs at the idea of swords and magic because he posses the ultimate weapons: a mini-gun and a spatula.

Urf is eternal and will never truly die.