Summarize a champions lore in 2 sentences or less!

isn't this done on some lore pages already

Wants to find a rock. Doesnt.

The League attempted to nerf him for beating down everyone. He dodged the nerfbat and beat down Morello.

DEMACIA!!!

Nice try, Riot lore team!

- Zac is the product of a Zaun experiment to manufacture a hexchem-engineered supersoldier - the Zaun Amorphous Combatant - to combine brute strength with limitless flexibility to become a weapon that can regenerate after receiving substantial damage in the field of combat. Originally built to destroy, the enemy that wanted to use him for evil abducted his parents and held them hostage and threatened to kill them, but Zac unleashed every ounce of his raw energy and mass for the very first time, subduing his parents' captors sending the laboratory's workers fleeing and brought his loved ones home and now he now protects the innocent and the helpless.

2 sentences?

Revengeance!

Makes you laugh, until you die. Then he laughs :P

Knowledge through disintegration.

I don't always die. But when I do, I don't.

Didn't get enough hugs as a baby yordle so turned evil and decided to destroy the world.

Eats anything. Invited to eat shit for the league.

she smells black magic's

A wild yordle that went to a magical world and came back to Bandle City ~200 years later. Then she gets kicked out from playing with kids because of her magic tricks.

I hunt things, but one got away. Now I have a challenge.

I'm in the institute of war. "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW!"

I can't get drunk enough. So I'll make my own.

I came here to save small villages and cockblock your skillshots Dreams are real ok Im part fox and still hot Killed myself trying to get swoll My Brother is a dick My Brother is a dick Looks at Rengar THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY I'm here to rap- wait wrong lore I'm here to shoot lasers I killed my dad cuz shadows Awww look at the cute little dino- Mega Gnar Transfrom Oh Shit Dunk So hard I kill my general MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I will kill you the gloat about it My name is Leoni- Pantheon! Grumbling intensifies You take My wife I take your bike The reason you don'y bully emos I'm a cheater! OAIHFOEIUPHGOPIUEGHFAIEOFGHIOFEIHFG Other Monekys Dont touch the stone! Wukong K Breaks Stone Hi Im the Joke- Shaco! Don't shittalk the big dipper Hi Im Osam- Ziggs! Dr. Who plus 50 years Instead of fighting with a actual military and protecting my home Ill fight for a video game! Fights against Immortals -_____- Cry me a river

I was angry and alive, then I died. Now I'm alive again and still angry.

LeBlanc was the true deciever of the Black Rose. Brushy Brushy.

BLAME ASHE

MUNDO NOT REMEMBER MUCH BEFORE BIG EXPERIMENT, ONLY REMEMBER OTHERS SPEAKING GERMAN AND WEARING PRETTY RED ARMBANDS. MUNDO SOON REALISE THAT LIFE NOT FOR HIM AND DIGIVOLVE INTO INREDIBLE HULK WITH DOWNS.

I came. I saw.

Skarner, the crystalline guardian, defends the entrance to a realm deep beneath the shuriman wastes. The few who survive trespassing his domain describe a creature of terrifying intelligence, anger, and precision. What this merciless creature protects, no one knows.

Cute furry animal. Deadly Killing machine that CAN'T STOP F**KING POISONING AND DEALS SO MUCH FRICKING DAMAGE WITH RUNAAN AND RABADONN AND THE SHRORMS ARE SLIKE O O DROGUISOS ASS IO: UFUIOCKINFI : OSIGCNAK"T ok ill stop

Made to protect his master and then failed. Went into depression until Poppy came along and unknowingly set things into perspective for him, causing Galio to join the fight for Demacia.

How about this. Veigar did wrong, got thrown in jail, and denied cuddles. Now crazy.

He eats and evolves.

comes from a dimension full of monsters. gets bigger the more he eats.

Plant ate sorceress to become ''human''.

There once was a sentient armordillo in Shurima. He made himself an awesome peice of armor, but that's all anyone knows about him.

The mysteries that surround Rammus are numerous such as, how did a simple creature of the desert suddenly become able to reason and how did he craft his vaunted suit of armor or, what is he searching for as he crosses the Shuriman desert? One thing is for certain: trying to stop the inexorable Rammus is a fool's mission.

wants to kick ass. Gets a pro ass kicker to teach him how to kick more ass.

Had a brother who got killed which made her quit battling.The very next year she found Valor and started training again

Aatrox killed my tribe. I'm really pissed off.

Has a Dark, secret past

Machines>people

Ok

Wants to have balance. Zed is his Rival and brother.