AMERICA WE KNOW ALREADY

The Aqualious·Jul 4, 2016·17 votes·1,245 views

Yes it's Independence day we know, but for goodness sakes you weren't the only ones that helped stop the Aliens, and the rest of us aren't making a big deal about it

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Eujwxh_r43E

21 Comments

macromiteJul 4, 20169 votes

we were the ones that figured out that our shitty computer viruses could destroy the mother ship so get rekt

Laughing FishJul 4, 20166 votes

That is because the rest of the world was cowering behind us like little children. It was the President of the United States of America who rallied the world, it was an American scientist that lowered their shields, and it was an American pilot who dealt the killing blow.

http://rs259.pbsrc.com/albums/hh304/margaret63020/BUILDING%207/PENTAGON/FLIGHT%2093/TOWERS/COUNTRY/ani_aflag.gif~c200

Spizzle9000Jul 4, 20161 votes

'Murica.

Seriously though, your patriotism is beautiful. If only all of these filthy millennials were like this (yes, I'm a millennial myself).

AeszarckJul 4, 20161 votes

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That is because the rest of the world was cowering behind us like little children. It was the President of the United States of America who rallied the world, it was an American scientist that lowered their shields, and it was an American pilot who dealt the killing blow.

http://rs259.pbsrc.com/albums/hh304/margaret63020/BUILDING%207/PENTAGON/FLIGHT%2093/TOWERS/COUNTRY/ani_aflag.gif~c200

Hell yes.

Glory ln DeathJul 4, 20165 votes

But we're the only ones who did it on a national holiday! Anywhere else, people would be like "Oh, but it's my day off! Let's do that tomorrow."

Because Americans are totally not lazy and entitled...

Yaśuo MainJul 4, 20162 votes

fuck you we are a super power anyway

go join the club of "fuck america cus we need our ego to be boosted"

Glory ln DeathJul 4, 20163 votes

But... I'm American...

I thought I was allowed to make fun of groups I'm associated with!

Yaśuo MainJul 4, 20161 votes

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Glory ln DeathJul 4, 20161 votes

Well, I'm definitely lazy (I spend WAY too much time on the Boards these days...).

Yaśuo MainJul 4, 20161 votes

i ate 5 bags of air popped cheddar popcorn in 3 days, 2 of them were family sized

beat that

Glory ln DeathJul 4, 20161 votes

I concede defeat... You are, by far, much lazier than I am.

macromiteJul 4, 20161 votes

Wait, there's a lazy off going on here? Don't make me pull out the laziness trophy I have, that Is still in the box. I sleep in the chair that I game in.

Glory ln DeathJul 4, 20161 votes

I game in the bed I sleep in.

macromiteJul 4, 20161 votes

I order delivery and have them take it to the window of my bedroom, which I can reach from my chair.

Glory ln DeathJul 4, 20161 votes

Dang it, second story window. You win...

Spicy RiceJul 4, 20162 votes

I'm so lazy, I hired someone to hire other people to hire even more people to play games for me

macromiteJul 4, 20161 votes

I'm so lazy that I got overweight just so that I could work from home, and now that I do I use a drinking bird to hit the accept button instead of actually working.

(I'm so lazy I don't even come up with my own reasons why I'm lazy.)