Oh, no! Riot has revealed our secret!

Velzard of Koz··97 votes·5,890 views

http://nexus.leagueoflegends.com/2017/05/dev-state-of-skins/

I want to assure you that when we meet as a team to make decisions on what skins to make, you are always in the room with us.

We tried to hide but they know! THEY KNOW!

Fine I admit it. I am the one hiding in the plant in the right corner.

52 Comments

DuskDaUmbreon28 votes

That was you in the plant? Huh. I was hiding in the cabinet. Do ya know who was in the chandelier?

TheSequelsRBad26 votes

That was me. Didn't think I was noticed.

Fondling Gems25 votes

Of course you were noticed, we all specialize in stealth and perception. My question is who the person in the trash can was, I never got a good look at them through the ventilation system I was hiding in.

Trinidad Might21 votes

Oh, that was me. I wanted to be with my kind. But I saw someone under a stack of Draven* masks. *(Not Draven Draaaaaaaaaven)

Saewin21 votes

That was me, okay? No one can be mad at a man covered in draaaaaaaaaaven faces from head to toe. that was my backup plan in case they saw me.

The real question is who was hiding in between the couch cushions. that was a pretty good idea.

EvilDeBeagle8 votes

Ye, that was me. Wanted to go the sneaky way. Found a lot of coins there. Btw. who was hiding behind the curtains? I saw movement there.

Melledoneus7 votes

That was most likely me, if it was the curtains next to the fountain. I was waiting for a good moment to ult in when Shen came up, but it seems my spirit sword might have given me away.

abdul5694 votes

But thanks to the spirit sword, I think I managed to go unnoticed...I hope. I'll turn into a bird man if things go awry and you guys hide under my birds draining rito's life and feeding them to me.

flyingspider541 votes

Ha, joke's on you, I was IN the fountain

AgeOfTheMage3 votes

hah, jokes on you, i was under the fountain!(still am, someone send help ;-;)

flyingspider541 votes

The question here being, how did you get there in the first place? wait... how are you typing this?

AgeOfTheMage1 votes

Magic gone wrong, there's a tiny portal i managed to open big enough for my fingers to get through, a bigger portal would require more strength, the portal leads to my laptop, please, help, it hurts reaching across the keyboard like this.

EvilUnicornLord23 votes

No idea, but I was the one standing in plain sight with a lampshade on my head. It's a miracle they haven't noticed me yet but they tend to overlook balance issues the size of cargo ships as well, sooo...

TyrekGoldenspear3 votes

...

Rito's gonna need a summoner 1 for that summoner 14

Im The Jayce God6 votes

I thought Sia was the one swinging in the chandelier.

Decrit2 votes

I was just standing there, in place of the table.

LEEROY KLEDKINS20 votes

Twitch Mains: Oh feck, oh sheez, oh flark, they're onto me I'm outta here.

(Uses item 3142 summoner 4 summoner 7 to escape Rito's vision).

Evelynn mains and Rengar Mains in the bush: Twitch don't leave us behind! Wait for us!

(All 3 of them leave Rito HQ)

the weeaboo4 votes

How to you think we planted the idea for the leaked OS Twitch? Evelyn rework? Rengar rework?

We stealth mains basically run Rito at this point

LEEROY KLEDKINS1 votes

Any twitch skin that gets made will be mine.

I swear if i find out victorious twitch happens i will commit 100% of my matches to ranked and Moo (Alistar) myself up the elo ladder.

Wolfe KuPo1 votes

I am still waiting for a Legendary Heartseeker Twitch skin [slayer-jinx-wink]

the weeaboo1 votes

Me too brother. I main Twitch and he hasnt gotten away from his green particles or poison icons for the entirety of his existence.

If OS Twitch is Legendary I will cry tears of joy.

Bottom Laner1 votes

Teemo demonic cackling

LEEROY KLEDKINS1 votes

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Teemo demonic cackling

Alistar Uses both item 3068 and his E and finds you in stealth.

Uses Q to knock you out of stealth.

You should be thankful i'm not telling yasuo this.

RiotRiot Calad12 votes

Frankly I'm amazed you all fit in one of our rooms.

Remind me never to play hide and seek with you D:

Decrit1 votes

to be frank the best is the human-eating one-winged demonrat of Madagascar, that i have dubbed Sanchez. I have no idea where's hidden tho, he' s really good.

TerraRising1 votes

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Frankly I'm amazed you all fit in one of our rooms.

Remind me never to play hide and seek with you D:

Depends on the room, doesn't it?

I mean, most of us could fit in Noms or Nocturne, but the Demacian rooms wouldn't work.

Blue Moon Wolf2 votes

I just had the room bugged. Figured it would be easier then finding a spot myself :p

crippler389 votes

I was under the drywall and made a tunnel to the floorboards, every time the floor squeaked it was me.

I'll admit, I mostly hid in those places so I could annoy Rito with squeaking and making them wonder who passed gas.

EvilDeBeagle2 votes

Savage*[slayer-jinx-wink]*

CrosisThePurger1 votes

When in doubt blame it on the singed main.

Ariel the Cruel1 votes

I'm the one under the chairs, deleting phone messages and stealing pens. You can thank me for when ideas get lost and forgotten.

An Undead brat4 votes

Where did you say you are hiding?! [zombie-nunu-hearts]

AgeOfTheMage1 votes

oooooooooh lord

flyingspider543 votes

far, far away from you.

Ariel the Cruel1 votes

Awkward moments.

macromite4 votes

all you guys areblowing my cover. I've been under the carpet for years. YEARS.

Jerry SeinfeId3 votes

Are you telling me i don't have Teemo passive?

KoggyStyle3 votes

just dont tell anyone i wrapped myself in clear plastic and im hiding infront of the window.

N Komaeda2 votes

Did they check the speakers yet?

jama6552 votes

I just sit down in a chair and pretend i work there,

Sorakas Pantheon2 votes

But i thought that my pre rework Yorick disguise was brilliant. damn guess it was not good enough

macromite1 votes

they saw you for a minute, did you remember to upgrade to new yorick? that one is still essentially invisible.

Sorakas Pantheon1 votes

Sad thing is a lot of people actually do forget about me until i ambush them with my ult because a lot of people still think they can 1v1 Yorick when he has ult also they forget how fast he can split push with his ult.

rtbf2256182412 votes

This comments section is pure gold.

mrgiraffeweevil2 votes

So that's who it was. I was the guy who buried himself in the dirt of the plants pot, and I thought something was on me.

Raxistaicho2 votes

No wait, that's quoted as if they're telling us something we don't already know. Does this mean Riot kidnaps us and brings us to this secret horror room without us even knowing it!? D:

xxxDogmanxxx2 votes

I'm hiding in the chair that Riot Tryndamere sits on. Marc Merrill, would it kill you to wear some fucking pants once in a while?!

Catastrophic1 votes

I stay behind the toaster and climb on the toast that charlie makes before every meeting, It's hard as fuck when he has butter on there

Ultimate Deadpoo1 votes

GASP

I CONFESS!!!!

I was the dude hiding in the desk drawers.

Also, who was the dude hiding in that secret compartment underneath the desk I was hidden in? I could just make out the trapdoor leading to it.

Vizulix1 votes

I CONFESS.

I WAS THE GUY HIDING IN THE TEEMO MUSHROOM STATUE.

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