Let's play a game.

EvilUnicornLord·Mar 27, 2017·2 votes·920 views

Randomly pick a champion by typing this (without the spaces and a number of 1-134 in place of the #):

{ { c h a m p i o n : # } }

Without checking the comment preview to see who it is, type what you would do given ten minutes doing anything with that champion and then post the comment.

Here goes...

I attempt small talk.

EDIT: I added emphasis on "random".

23 Comments

Iuderp GunpotatoMar 27, 20172 votes

Mordekaiser Intense Hueing

AlienPrimateMar 27, 20172 votes

I don't think people understand the point of blindly stating what you would do with an unknown champion.

PaquayMar 27, 20172 votes

I was walking home late at night. I passed by a dark alleyway and saw Poppy seemingly following me from the shadows, grinning maniacally. I was a bit nervous, so quickened my pace. I thought it must just be my imagination. I continued to walk, but was caught off guard by a voice calling my name. When I turned, I noticed Ashe step out from behind a bush.

"Turn back. Turn back now," the ethereal voice whispered to me. Clearly freaked out by this, I turned to run but smacked right into Swain . I was immediately grabbed up by Swain who I thought was trying to whisk me off to safety. I was wrong.

I was carried to a dark cave with several shadowy figures chanting around a fire. I noticed Varus look my way and lick their lips. Alistar had an evil smirk on their face. There was also Jayce who stood there staring off into the distance as if deep in thought, possibly contemplating why bronze elo always overextends. But Hecarim chilled me to my bones when they tipped their head back and let out a terrifying cackle. From the back of the cave Poppy carried out a giant pot. I knew right away when I saw that same sinister grin what the pot was for.

Not wanting an overheated jacuzzi, I struggled to break free from the grasp of Swain but it was useless. Still, I continued to struggle and shout for help. My cries did not go unnoticed for I heard the sound of a soft humming coming from the entrance of the cave. In a blur of motion Orianna flew in and slashed at Swain causing my assailant to drop me to the ground. I jumped up and fled towards the front of the cave, away from the fire, away from the pot, and away from my savior Orianna . Suddenly, I stopped. I could not let Orianna face all of those evil bastards alone. I gathered every ounce of my courage and began running back into the cave but something grabbed me. I turned to see Ashe holding me by the collar. Again, that eerie voice whispered to me saying "Turn back. Turn back now."

This time, I didn't even hesitate. I turned and ran back towards the entrance. I didn't pause, I didn't look back, I just ran. My legs stopped when they finally reached my doorstep. I was exhausted, out of breath, and barely able to stand. Still, I made it inside and immediately locked my doors. I went to my room, flicked on my lights, and found Orianna lounging there on my bed. It was so casual a if nothing was amiss. No doom cavern. No boiling pot. No evil cult. I rushed to Orianna and gave the most thankful hug I could muster. To my shock, Orianna grabbed my face and gave me a kiss.... and I didn't hold back. A savior needs their reward right?

Sidenote: I truly hope Orianna is a girl. Please please please be a girl.

edit Orianna. Fuck yeah! I can live with that.

EvilUnicornLordMar 27, 20171 votes

I never thought of making a whole story of it.

Well played.

PaquayMar 27, 20171 votes

Haha, I was actually hoping for some crazier randoms. I could totally see swain and Hec and Varus being these evildoers and Ori showing up to save the day. I was hoping for like some Rek, Zilean, Heim or Rammus. Haha