Your Average Botlane

King Odin·Oct 26, 2015·129 votes·7,576 views

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81 Comments

BastionKrossOct 26, 201584 votes

Janna Is it strange that this baby carrier covers more skin than my normal outfit? Soraka Settle down children, or you'll get no banana pudding for dessert! Taric What a beautiful little girl you have there. Soraka Why thank you. Taric I was not speaking to you.

LordForrestOct 26, 201533 votes

oh god, that makes taric even creepier than his normal portrayal.

BastionKrossOct 26, 201557 votes

Your accusations are truly, truly, truly outrageous.

20748556DEL1Oct 26, 20152 votes

Homosexuals see genders as the opposite? This is new to me.

LordForrestOct 26, 201525 votes

Really? Where have you been since League started? He is referring to the common trope that Ezreal is a woman and that Taric is his creepy, obsessed, stalker of a lover. Among other things.

DazedOnlookerOct 26, 20151 votes

I caught this a while back when i started playing league for 1st time, and i just rolled with it, even though i still have no idea how this Ezreal x Taric fiasco started. Still amusing to say the least. xD

AuryielOct 26, 20151 votes

Ezreal's dance is somewhat feminine and he does not have the most masculine traits, therefore he is made fun of and called gay as an insult.

Taric's VO, but most of all his outrageous line about gems, gives the impression that he might be gay.

They are the only 2 males that seem to be perceived as gay, therefore they of course are in a couple.

Most UnbearableOct 27, 20152 votes

But... But Yorick digs Graves. Come on now.

HentRexOct 30, 20151 votes

Fully understand what you said. Just want to put this out there, for others. Taric is the Fabio of LoL. Every thing about him screams, "Ladies wet dream". That said, we all know, while they may dream of Fabio they always fall for the bad boy "Rebel without a Cause" James Dean....Graves/Fate.

The EcdysiastOct 27, 20151 votes

Actually... The trope that Ezreal is a woman has nothing to do with Taric being his consentual lover.

LordForrestOct 27, 20151 votes

I know, i didn't even say that he was.

Photos of GhostsOct 26, 20151 votes

Social qualities and weirdnesses are an indicator of sexual orientation?

20748556DEL1Oct 27, 20151 votes

Isn't sexual orientation a social quality? Idk why you're using the word weirdnessess.

Photos of GhostsOct 27, 20151 votes

No, sexual orientation determines who you want to have sex with. Not your choice of words. Not your choice of voice intonation. Not your choice of clothes. Not your choice of way to look at people in the streets.

If you're a woman or a homosexual man and act slutty, or if you're a heterosexual man and constantly do loud and indelicate remarks about women's bodies, just because society shoehorned you into thinking that's how it's supposed to be... then you completely gave up on your autonomy as an individual and your life is nothing but a cliché bot.

BigBearBoíOct 27, 20151 votes

Except of course when it does.

CarnageOct 26, 20153 votes

banana pudding so good.

Virgin RayOct 27, 20152 votes

I can't imagine an Annie carrying a baby adc.

BastionKrossOct 27, 20156 votes

Annie Have you seen my bear, Tibbers? Annie Or the baby I supposed to be watching? Annie Mostly the bear though. I love that bear.

aítchOct 27, 20151 votes

..... I swear to fuck ANNIE AINT NO SUPART ;-;

However Lulu.........

Blades of NavoriOct 26, 201524 votes

When they feed, yep. I had a Lulu go machine gun mode because ADC couldn't do anything.

A Miss FortuneOct 26, 20151 votes

I know the feeling. AD Morgana, AD Janna, and AD Nami all sort of work.

ARequestOfDeathOct 27, 20151 votes

oh but when you are thresh and the adc is useless....

adc vayne 1/9/25 with item 3153 item 3172 item 3078

support thresh item 3153 item 3031 20 stack item 3141 item 3087 item 3026 item 1301 30/1/12

A Miss FortuneOct 27, 20151 votes

I thought most AD Thresh players just built item 3087 item 3031

ÑapoleoniOct 27, 20151 votes

yea for that 120 percent crit.

A Miss FortuneOct 27, 20151 votes

Can't forget your support taking Zeke's for the 170%

Chaotic ReksOct 26, 20158 votes

support be like http://i.imgur.com/lBZWQIn.jpg

Tahbish4Oct 26, 20152 votes

Exactly Soraka

bobbery5Oct 27, 20152 votes

I know what you mean. Karma

Void NargacugaOct 26, 20154 votes

And now someone has to write what kind of conversation Soraka & Janna are having about their respective BLC (bot lane carry).

I HEREBY DECREE WE CALL THE NON-SUPPORT LANER IN BOT LANE THE BLC! It just makes sense since this guy Mordekaiser does not care for attack speed... You don't have to though. Just saying it makes more sense.

Hex VeilerOct 26, 20157 votes

How about we make it even less confining and call it the Duo Lane Carry? DLC for short

Void NargacugaOct 26, 201517 votes

I CAN AGREE TO THAT!

http://images6.fanpop.com/image/answers/3396000/3396206_1382816716632.22res_474_367.jpg

suddenly mind blown NO WONDER THEY REQUIRE SO MUCH GOLD! XD

Get it? DLC? Downloadable content usually cost extra!

No, Ill leave it was bad... http://dontpaniconline.com/media/magazine/body/2014-06-30/images/homer.gif

RottedApplesOct 26, 20153 votes

no, actually i was hoping someone would make a dlc joke.

TurquoiseYoshiOct 26, 20151 votes

Hey somebody else started calling it BLC. I feel accomplished. Or very uninspired in my naming if you didn't pick it up from me.

Void NargacugaOct 26, 20151 votes

The thought came when Mordekaiser became his Juggernaut version. It then truly occurred to me when I thought about the time awhile back when I was bot lane as Veigar with a Thresh as my support in Team builder. That Thresh was AWESOME! I was FED! XD And this occurred more then once too! So many times I would delete with my Ult. And his Lantern saves where great too since Veigar is one VERY slow moving carry. It just made sense to call them the Bot Lane Carry after that.

TurquoiseYoshiOct 26, 20151 votes

I actually really love Veigar in the BLC role. He isn't as restricted by levels as he is by farm, so giving him an easier farm lane made sense to me.

Void NargacugaOct 26, 20153 votes

My reason is actually funny... "SCREW IT! THIS IS TEAM BUILDER! WHERE BREAKING THE META SHOULD BE NORMAL!"

That was it.

Ariel the CruelOct 27, 20151 votes

I take Sivir mid where her harass, spell shield, and kiting just makes mages miserable. And some assassins too.

So Veiger Bot makes sense to me. XD

Void NargacugaOct 27, 20151 votes

That makes me LOATH you for your choice... But it is SO brilliant though, so I can't get mad! I'm just impressed now. That would piss me off too due to that Spell-shield since it costs NOTHING to activate and gives mana back on successful blocks.

Ariel the CruelOct 27, 20152 votes

I love going against Squids the most. Since all his skills have a 2 year warning, it's incredibly easy to spell shield. I don't get a passive counter if I spell shield the ability either, which messes up his combos nicely. Bouncing blades ricochet into his AA range. and as long as I'm hitting him, I get that bonus 50 base move speed. Like taking candy from a baby. (Just have to watch out for that ult. The thing hurts.)

EDIT: Oh, and Veiger is fun too. Just rush Scimitar and watch him cry.

Void NargacugaOct 28, 20151 votes

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I love going against Squids the most. ... EDIT: Oh, and Veiger is fun too. Just rush Scimitar and watch him cry.

First off: Squids... WHO IS THAT CHAMPION?! O_o XD Second: As an avid player of (won't say Main yet) Veigar you would be on my first to DIE list... IF we were laning against each other! XD Also don't forget item 3156 item 3102 = How to ruin ANY mages day. Still, I applaud you for this GENIUS tactic. Might have to take Sivir mid to mess with the enemy mages/assassins. Though I'd practice in bots first to get use to the shenanigans.

Ariel the CruelOct 29, 20151 votes

Vel'Koz
you're welcome.
prepare to face a lot of dodges. Nobody likes seeing her mid. (>_>)

Void NargacugaOct 29, 20151 votes

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Vel'Koz

you're welcome.

prepare to face a lot of dodges. Nobody likes seeing her mid. (>_>)

So many jokes there... But I won't go those horrible depths. =P
Got nothing else to say here I think! XD Still I think it would be FUN to face a mid as ! You learn to adapt and "bait out" abilities that are annoying to deal with like Windwall for my Ult and Q.
Well with Mord bot more often now, they should just bite the bullet and TRY NEW STUFF! Sad that there are people who are DEAD set on sticking to what is supposedly "Meta/OP" then they find that their "Meta/OP" plan is getting rofl stomped by & bot lane. I actually did this. It was hilarious! It was kinda when I first started and just wanted to get use to so I just took him bot. Jax told me he was a top laner usually, but went along with it anyways. This was in a Blind Normals IF I remember correctly. Bot lane was a stomp fest for us. Can't even remember what champions we faced. Was funny and fun.

Ariel the CruelOct 29, 20151 votes

Try Leona Azir bot. Or Darius Nami. Malzahar Braum/Janna is just hilarious.

There are a lot of counter-meta options out there. Especially with ADC jungle now a thing (Kindred mostly).

Void NargacugaOct 30, 20151 votes

Speaking of Kindred (and of counter-meta options) I've been enjoying trying them out in the Jungle. As of right now though they seem to be able to go with either Devourer http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/b/b9/Devourer_item.png/revision/latest?cb=20141211092023 or Warrior http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/4/4f/Warrior_item.png/revision/latest?cb=20141211092448 enchantments very well. Sadly I think Warrior is loosing in armor penetration once Preseason comes out. Will be sad in my opinion when/if it does. Malzahar Braum/Janna just sounds REALLY fun! One funny bot lane idea I had is Veigar / Syndra just because of E shenanigans. Not sure how WELL it would work though. Side note: Does Sivir's spellshield stop say Zed's Death Mark? When it deals damage that is. If so... Damn. If unsure, I'd be willing to help with testing that out!

Ariel the CruelOct 30, 20152 votes

Side note: Does Sivir's spellshield stop say Zed's Death Mark? When it deals damage that is.

No. Death mark follows similar rules as Master Yi's Alpha Strike. If you don't bloc the initial cast (before any animations occur) then you'll suffer the full effect. If you do somehow block the initial cast, no animations will occur making it easy to miss the success. However. Spell shield does have a persisting bug where the spell shield will last for about .1-.2 seconds after it is popped. So it's possible to block Zed's Q and E if he uses them close enough together. Also, shielded abilities don't do damage (and therefor don't contribute to the ult).

EDIT: item 3139 however, will remove the mark.

Void NargacugaOct 30, 20151 votes

Darn. Thanks for the info on what CAN be done though!

Random: I hope my comments about Monster Musume didn't confuse you to much. It can get REALLY weird in multiple ways. But its usually VERY funny to read as a manga. =P

Yes I remember you from that comment chain.

Photos of GhostsOct 26, 20152 votes

MDC. Mordecarry.