Chapter 2: Sweeping Lessons Today's guest teacher: Morgana
Chapter 1: http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/memes/r8nwkflo-warding-coaching
: Ughh ahghh gulp UHGH!!!
: What is wrong with him?
: He got so drunk after what happened on the last match.
: This is a really sad picture.
: Indeed, so shall I put this piece of waste out of his misery?
: No, we need him… or at least until we find a replacement
: Yeaaaaayyy . Look at the sword man, he is a fountain, weeeee!!!!!.
: A fountain wha…? Oh! Annie move away from him, oh I got some on my cape, I’ll right back
: HI everyone, how are you do… Hey Yasuo, looking your best I see
: Hey, I just came here to …gulp..tell you that I’m in no condition to take coaching today so if you can tell the bosses that I attended it, that will be great and I'll be on my way.
: Oh it that so? Well I have bad news for you, you are not going to like this.
: What?
: Heals him There, you are good to go
: I hate you
: And I love you, now everyone on your places I have two surprises for you today
: We are finally going to kill someone?
: Close, first meet your new jungler, Lee SIn.
: Hi everyone, thank you for letting me be a part of this great team.
: What happened to Mr. Nunu?
: Mr. Nunu was put on reserve because,well he doesn’t really do anything, no coaching, no team practice, no jungling whatsoever, he just dances, and the bosses don’t punish him in any way. I think he knows something. If you see him, just stay out of trouble OK?
: And what’s the other surprise?
: Starting today I’m bringing some guest supports to our coaching sessions, so they expand on any subject I may have missed, and because if I keep coaching you alone my hair is going to become completely grey sooner than expected Ow, I had such beautiful hair. sigh . But don’t worry you’ll still have the best support on your team!
: SO MISS SONA IS COMING TO OUR TEAM!!!?? YEEEAYYYYYY
: …
: No foolish child, she meant Mr. Thresh , he is the perfect support, there's nothing he cannot do.
: OK, nobody asked you for your opinions. So let’s behave and wait while I bring her inside
: Wasn’t her hair always grey?
: no, look she used to have blue hair
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/e-HcHXIU0wY/maxresdefault.jpg
: That looks black to me
: Are your eyes made of shadows too? Lee, come on tell me. Is this blue or black?
: I really c….
: Now that I see this picture I remember she really loved to play the flute, we used to play together on the open fields, watching the stars on the beautiful night sky until one day she suddenly just stopped. I wonder what happened to her.
: My friend the solution for all your problems is warding.
: That’s not what I'm talking about Lee. Are you deaf?
: No, but I’m actually...
: OK everyone, lets welcome our guest. Miss Morgana
: Hey
: Hello guys, I’m here to help you understand a little more on the subject of warding.
: (sarcastically) Woo hoo.
: I love your enthusiasm, but I'm going to do things a little different here from what Miss Goat legs was teaching you.
: Hey!
: Now first a recap, you get a cookie if you answer correctly. You! tell me can you tell me what this is?
: I think it is a ward? Yes?
: Correct, here have a cookie
: oh! OK thanks
: Next, You. Tell me what does a ward do?
: I find them useless, but I guess they grant vision on the fog of war
: You are also correct, you just need to work on your attitude Zed
: Mmhmm Whatever
: Here have this cookie. Last you little girl tell me where do you place this wards?
: You can place them on the bushes and…. the jungle/river entrances?
: that’s right. Here have a cookie. You are just a cutie.
Now let’s start our new coaching lesson.
I’m here today to talk about other trinket that is also FREE. You tell me, do you know what this is?
: Uhh, I don’t know. It looks like one of Nunu’s dancing toys?
: NO!!! WRONG!! I don't know if you are an ignorant or a clown Mr. Yasuo . If you stopped a little to learn your trinkets maybe you’ll be able to win more games
: Yeah. Ma’am that’s never going to happen.
: Hmm. This team really needs a change of attitude if you want to be the best, if you want to destroy your enemy. And I'm going to start setting an example with this two here.
/
: ….?
: First, Mr. Sin can you tell me why Vision is so important?
: Well not exactly, I can understand the concept but..
: Vision! Mr. Sin, is life, if you can see your enemy you can avoid danger. And when vision is denied to the enemy, we set them to make mistakes, that means their death. That’s why we use this trinket. Just remember if you see the enemy enter a bush and come out immediately they probably warded the bush. Use the trinket to denied them vision. There’s nothing the Sweeper cannot see!
http://i.imgur.com/p0nu78Q.png?1
Wait, why are these wards littered all over the room?
: Every time we arrive early we get bored so we started throwing them to each other, soooooo… thank you for finding them.
: HAHAHAHA
: Grrrr
: Sorry.. sorry for that , carry on (Share my torment indeed)
: WHAT WAS THAT?!
: Nothing, continue please
: So, Mr. Sin why do you think you are on the worst team on the league?
: This..This is the worst team?
: Actually we share last place with another team.
: Yeah, tied with the team that only play with three players.
: I still don’t know how we lost against them
: BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T WARD!!!!!!!! Slams his desk
Woah!
: Sorry for that. So let’s talk about your last night’s performance
: Ehh can we not?
: I was watching you. I saw the moment you lost it, you were going to the river bush, without vision, once you facecheck it, you were deleted by the enemy team. After that you spend all your time going directly to their base and dying without doing anything. Making the enemy stronger and a victory impossible for your team. Just tell me something. Why?
: You got it all wrong, I was trying to see what their base look like, apparently they are pretty much the same like ours.
:Mr Yasuo, I'm running out of patience. I think you need another kind of incentive. I'll will teach you the meaning of pain if you don't behave
:Thank you, but im not into that kind of stuff, maybe talk to Zed, he really likes that.
: THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKES!! YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT THIS TEAM!!! So tell me why are you here?
: I heard the cookies are pretty good, can you spare some?
: ENOUGH!!! , YOU’LL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE (SOUL SHACKLES)
: GAHHH!!!!
: Now, this is interesting!
: struggling HA! you don’t scare lady, you think you can defeat me with your little support magic?
: You have one chance to apologize, before I rip your soul. So what do you have to say now Mr. Yasuo ?
: I guess I’ll have to apologize.
I’m sorry that you are nothing else than a useless support!!
: SUFFER!!!!
: AHHHHHHH!!!
: Enough!! she stops her
: I’m..I’m terribly sorry. I don’t know what got into me. Oh no! Is he OK?
: Hmm he passed out. Can I finish him now?
: Stop kicking him!! I’ll take him to the back to heal him. You continue with the coaching. NO MORE MAGIC OK?
: Do you need any help?
: I'm fine. Have you see me on the fields, I can carry anyone. No problem. We’ll be right back. Leaves
: OK sorry for the interruption. One last thing I want discuss.
Mr. Sin
: Yes?... Yes!
: Something is really wrong with your warding. I see you have the highest warding average on your previous teams but something is odd. Look at this map! This are your wards and there’s no clear pattern and some placements are so out of place like this one under a live enemy tower and some just outside the bushes. Could you explain for me what does this mean?
http://i.imgur.com/UjfwCWG.jpg?1
: I’m actually not warding for vision. I use them for a move where I place them behind the enemy then dash towards the ward and Kick the enemy back to my team. It is actually an awesome cool move. I call it the Lee Sin Super Excellent Kick.
: Mr Sin, that’s not what the wards are for. But … I’m tired so just try to work on your warding and naming skills, please.
One more thing, try to play as a team. I know if you do that winning will be much easier for you guys.
: I doubt it.
: We are back, everything is alright?
: Why are you all wet, Yasuo?
: I..uh I needed to cool off.
: Sword man looks funny
: Yeah go to sleep kid.
:Now, Soraka tell me. Why do you keep talking with these animals. You know you can report them to the organization, you'll never have to see them again. You can be on a better team! Yeah do that , please. Why do you have to continue suffering?
: Nah, I love this guys , I know they are a pain on the back. But with time I know I'll be able to make them a better team, you’ll see will be first place in no time.
: Well it is your funeral then, I’ll be leaving now. And please if they give you a hard time punish them for me. OK?
: Alright. Bye Morgana, It has been a pleasure (she may be crazy but she makes great cookies)
: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
: Nothing, take care.
OK class you are dismissed, see ya next week.
: Wait, everyone before you leave, I need to tell you something. I know I’m the newest member , but I think if we work hard and support each other we can be the best team on the tournament. So come here put your hands together And lets yell GO TEAM FF!!!!!!
: They left Lee.
: I hate this team already.
: Oh I know sweetie (hugs him)
Next Chapter: http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/memes/XAaEz7cu-chapter-3-vision-lessons-todays-guest-teacher-janna

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