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What item, including its passive, would you want to have in real life?

nami tf·7/26/2016, 4:58:26 PM·12 votes·1,491 views

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Personally, I'd like a Zhonya's. No more trouble crossing the street.

*by passive, I mean actives as well if it has any

94 Comments

J4 Ulted Mexico7/26/2016, 5:01:32 PM17 votes

Guardian angel. A revive after every 5 minutes? Can't beat that.

Laughing Fish7/26/2016, 5:40:57 PM14 votes

item 3117 http://i.imgur.com/QWMO7js.gif?Noredirect

Blue Moon Wolf7/26/2016, 10:13:17 PM11 votes

item 3074 or item 3748

http://assets2.ignimgs.com/2014/04/08/hail-hydra1jpg-e32521_960w.jpg

Sonicblaster337/26/2016, 5:44:24 PM10 votes

item 3152 WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Faustavian7/26/2016, 9:16:03 PM10 votes

item 1058 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

JayHog19927/26/2016, 5:48:49 PM7 votes

item 3035 Need that penetration.

http://orig04.deviantart.net/5fc7/f/2016/091/e/4/teemo_face_2_by_johnnyhedgehog1992-d9xbf4v.png

xevi7/26/2016, 5:06:42 PM6 votes

item 3089

I want a hat.

Heretic Lunari7/26/2016, 5:04:41 PM6 votes

item 3146 I can stab people from a distance!

A Liberal7/26/2016, 11:39:30 PM5 votes

item 3512 so I can raise an army of adorable little void creatures and then sell them to the US government for millions of dollars in research contracts.

hoes and bows7/26/2016, 5:14:07 PM5 votes

item 3031 http://www.kappit.com/img/pics/201603_0928_diedh_sm.jpg

Malicious Metal7/26/2016, 5:18:09 PM5 votes

item 3198 Reverse engineer it and make the world a better place.

Once everyone's metal! laughs maniacally

Hardstuck G47/26/2016, 5:44:26 PM3 votes

item 3142 Because why not?

Bârd7/27/2016, 9:03:58 AM3 votes

item 2009 this shit tastes awesome

ImTheSideKick7/26/2016, 11:44:07 PM3 votes

item 3092 I can poke people and make money.... lots and lots of money

Skelenth7/26/2016, 9:22:31 PM3 votes

item 3635 Because free transportation

Chaotic Reks7/27/2016, 4:23:11 AM2 votes

item 3053 go on, keep hitting me, i dare you

Arsenic Sulfur7/27/2016, 1:51:41 AM2 votes

item 3170 It's a sword that makes me harder to kill, recover quicker, and could probably shoot laser beams. It's magical for a reason right?

Catastrop7/27/2016, 1:57:27 AM2 votes

item 3153 I can steal people's life force from a distance to sustain myself. Also, I punch kind of fast I guess.

The Taco Kat7/27/2016, 2:05:01 AM2 votes

item 3512 Sell the Voidlings = $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Mr Vulcanator7/26/2016, 11:34:05 PM2 votes

item 3026

I will live forever.

billxx7/26/2016, 6:08:25 PM2 votes

Warmogs. I can't die unless it's instant.

53436278DEL17/26/2016, 5:38:30 PM2 votes

item 3078

CrazedPorcupine8/14/2016, 9:30:41 PM1 votes

Protobelt. I want to fly!

tylerciler7/27/2016, 4:30:34 AM1 votes

item 1412 that must mean I can smite anyone I want hehe

Ruin Lance7/27/2016, 4:48:13 AM1 votes

item 3632 whatever the fuck this is

item 3022 seems like it would be fun to have

item 3026 even though i'd wake up feeling like shit

item 3640 because who doesn't want to teleport around

item 3072

item 3742 or item 3800 to go fast

Mhihnj7/27/2016, 5:40:03 AM1 votes

item 3301 Because money

Mad King Hades8/13/2016, 12:36:14 PM1 votes

I probably missed it, if not I apologize. item 3075 I would be a worldclass boxer, because of reflecting hits.

Golden Tager X8/14/2016, 4:32:13 PM1 votes

item 3094 or item 3074

Demopyro28/14/2016, 4:41:38 PM1 votes

item 3512 VOID ARMY GO

Reaper55998/14/2016, 7:26:50 PM1 votes

item 3068 Being a living sun sounds fun

Beached Manatee8/14/2016, 8:46:38 PM1 votes

item 3026 Because that's basically immortality because I doubt I'll be dying every 5 minutes.