What item, including its passive, would you want to have in real life?
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Personally, I'd like a Zhonya's. No more trouble crossing the street.
*by passive, I mean actives as well if it has any
94 Comments
J4 Ulted Mexico17 votesGuardian angel. A revive after every 5 minutes? Can't beat that.
yoniame1 votesCan't beat that.
but every street thug can as a 20kg gold looking armor will slow you down, which they can just steal from you after that. :(
TequilaZombie11 votesHave you ever played the game? The items are all magically hidden because logic. He got an INVISIBLE magical golden armor.
Sonicblaster3310 votes
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Faustavian10 votes
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SpookyNeedle2 votesI laughed too hard
JayHog19927 votes
Need that penetration.
Heretic Lunari6 votes
I can stab people from a distance!
xevi6 votes
I want a hat.
yoniame3 votesbut we don't have magic by default:(
The Aqualious6 votesWhat if the Hat gives you Magic
IcyPepper2 votesIt does give you 120 AP right off the bat....
yoniame2 votesthen everything will collapse due to its infinite gravity
Malicious Metal5 votes
Reverse engineer it and make the world a better place.
Once everyone's metal! laughs maniacally
A Liberal5 votes
so I can raise an army of adorable little void creatures and then sell them to the US government for millions of dollars in research contracts.
Hardstuck G43 votes
Because why not?
Skelenth3 votes
Because free transportation
DorkunedAuras1 votesItem
Skelenth3 votesSiege item
ImTheSideKick3 votes
I can poke people and make money.... lots and lots of money
Bârd3 votes
this shit tastes awesome
53436278DEL12 votes
nami tf2 votesWhy?
Laughing Fish15 votesSo that you can do tons of damage.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/efa7b93e20f18983744b80d9755a5275/tumblr_mwmke01GMH1ssehr6o1_250.gif
billxx2 votesWarmogs. I can't die unless it's instant.
nami tf4 votesbut you need to be healthy already...
Mr Vulcanator2 votes
I will live forever.
Arsenic Sulfur2 votes
It's a sword that makes me harder to kill, recover quicker, and could probably shoot laser beams. It's magical for a reason right?
Catastrop2 votes
I can steal people's life force from a distance to sustain myself. Also, I punch kind of fast I guess.
The Taco Kat2 votes
Sell the Voidlings = $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Chaotic Reks2 votes
go on, keep hitting me, i dare you
tylerciler1 votes
that must mean I can smite anyone I want hehe
nami tf1 votesbut you need smite....
Ruin Lance1 votes
whatever the fuck this is
seems like it would be fun to have
even though i'd wake up feeling like shit
because who doesn't want to teleport around
or 
to go fast
yoniame1 votes you couldn't even lift it
you don't have flash irl
you have to kill people just to get a weak shield anyone can easily hit6 trhough and decays over time
Mhihnj1 votes
Because money
yoniame1 votesyou need people to murder each other around you to get money from it (ask big hit wartraders for details)
would be a better choice but you can't stop it from producing gold, making the worth of it constantly lower and lower and eventually drowning the planet in gold unless it gets destroyed
Mad King Hades1 votesI probably missed it, if not I apologize.
I would be a worldclass boxer, because of reflecting hits.
Golden Tager X1 votes
or 
nami tf1 voteswhy? :O
Golden Tager X1 votesWith rapid firecannon i could punch someone without touching them, and the hydra would turn me into a one man army.
nami tf1 votesso are you in a military or something?
Demopyro21 votes VOID ARMY GO
Reaper55991 votes
Being a living sun sounds fun
Beached Manatee1 votes Because that's basically immortality because I doubt I'll be dying every 5 minutes.
CrazedPorcupine1 votesProtobelt. I want to fly!
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