Make me laugh

Where did little Susy go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

Yes, I'm a horrible person.

Uh ok ill try Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Round 2 Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony when I start singing?

Husband: Because people would think I am beating you.