Playing against a ranged toplaner be like

EvilUnicornLord·Oct 31, 2016·7 votes·564 views

http://youtu.be/3PxCFRgXl6M

######Let me fortify the fact that this is joke.

14 Comments

TyrekGoldenspearOct 31, 20164 votes

Pre-Six

Ashe Lol, you can't get me. Olaf Get over here! Ashe Lands all the slows and kites. Lol Nope.

Post-Six

Ashe Lol, you can't get me. Olaf Get over here! Ashe Lands ult and waltzes away. Lol Nope. Olaf I said pops ult GET OVER HERE! Ashe EEP! dies

EvilUnicornLordOct 31, 20161 votes

Are you sure you can't rp with your main like JayHog1992 and TheTarians?

TyrekGoldenspearOct 31, 20161 votes

Well its easy when the champs have personality lol.

Brand doesn't have one of those.

However I havr played Azir a ton so he might still count as a main.

What do you think?

EvilUnicornLordOct 31, 20162 votes

Go ahead, I'm not stopping you.

TyrekGoldenspearOct 31, 20163 votes

Me: So what do you think about the whole marksmen top problem?

Azir : Scoffs They are cowards. Attacking from afar, there is no honor in victory gained that way.

Me: Uh...

Azir : Snaps head to me in a glare I am referring to a ranged champion harrasing a melee fighter in their weakest moments. I understand that honor is found through fighting an opponent on equal footing. I would not fight a helpless foe and would not permit my grandaughter to do so either.

Me: Ah that makes sense.

Azir : These marksmen, they do poorly in their intended lane and then they move top against a weaker opponent. Unsurprisingly they win lane and they think themselves skilled. Hmmph. In my day, in Shurima, warriors understood their place.

Me: I had a feeling you would bring up Shurima...

EvilUnicornLordOct 31, 20162 votes

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRtH366wCcT2Hw2vj8na-ct2h4d6wUu8P8p703IV6ctdXgI3NGZ

Edit: Gif, you betray me.

TyrekGoldenspearOct 31, 20162 votes

Hey thanks. Turns out I have fun rping as him.

The AqualiousOct 31, 20163 votes

Yorick : In time, their death shall come

Basically once you hit level 2, you can really just say fuck you to anyone

EvilUnicornLordOct 31, 20161 votes

I know this. Yorick's buffs probably weren't necessary.

The AqualiousOct 31, 20162 votes

There weren't even number changes, just ai/affect changes.

The Ender CobraOct 31, 20162 votes

Singed : Why fight when you can proxy

EndlessSorcererOct 31, 20161 votes

Back when I played top-lane, I would generally grab Irelia, Malphite or Nautilus against them.

Irelia is fairly self-explanatory since she works well against ranged champions.

Post-6, Malphite or Nautilus would essentially give their jungler a free kill whenever they came top-lane.

TheHappyReaperzOct 31, 20161 votes

I actually don't mind ranged champs, less escapes and cc. It's much harder to kill a Malphite than an Ashe.

Mira Arya EntheOct 31, 20161 votes

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