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THE LIST OF THINGS WRONG WITH THIS GAME!

The Pale King·1/15/2017, 7:20:21 AM·3 votes·896 views

DA LIST!

  • Those players that lock in teemo in ranked just to watch your elo drop.
  • Those players that ban the champion you hover in champion select because they think that's a bad champion.
  • Intentional Feeders
  • Those players that do nothing but bitch once they get behind and blame everyone but themselves.
  • LCS wannabees that always have an SKT skin and are busy feeding Evelyn
  • The taunt spamming Ezreal
  • Jayce players.
  • Lvl 7 Mastery emote spammers. Congratulations you are lvl 7 mastery Yasuo, but you still aren't faker.
  • The control freaks, you know those people that try and tell you how to play and ping the dumbest things.
  • The entitled AD carry that expects peel and a blow job before 10 minutes into the game.
  • AFK: mom is making dinner
  • AFK: Riven died once
  • AFK: gg noob team
  • The guy that spams in chat usually the guy that says GG constantly over the course of the game.
  • META SLAVES usually the same guy as number 2
  • Mr. Counterpick has never played Cassiopeia but he got a sick guide on mobafire. All set to play her for the first time in ranked.
  • First time Insert any champion here in ranked.
  • If my champ is so easy then why aren't you playing him.
  • /ALL I only speak in all chat.
  • Those people that correct your grammar because that's their only come back.
  • Those people that have political summoner names like "FUTRUMPH8ers"
  • Names like "Dick Stain" or "LlamaJizz556", seriously Riot good filter you got there.
  • MID OR FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
  • The Kill Steal support....usually Sona.
  • The guy that is upset about last game and takes it out on you.
  • That player that flips the fuck out when you don't change your trinket.
  • The people that look you up in champ select and immediately judge you.
  • That guy that flames in ARAM
  • People that dodge ARAM's
  • AFK in fountain, flaming team in chat for 5 minutes.
  • No one on the team speaks english but you.
  • Tyler1
  • "I have to leave in ten minutes"
  • Do you really have to Annie Jungle, IN RANKED!
  • "Can you play a tankier support."
  • Those players that give up and just no life farm.
  • The passive adc that does nothing but farm and expects kills to magically appear on their KDA
  • Those people that flame in norms. Its norms the only thing at stake is some IP you boosted monkey.
  • Why are you playing AP Illoai?
  • The Smurf Yasuo with Frozen Mallet.
  • Keyboard Warriors that go ape shit in chat. They are no match for my MUTE FU!
  • The Rioter in your game that doesn't give you love.
  • League of Legends Youtubers
  • That guy that calls you "kid" in chat all condescending like.
  • The support that doesn't buy sightstone and just builds full damage and then falls off late game.
  • Attack Speed Braum OP!
  • Fizz players.
  • Draaaaaaaaaaaaaven
  • NEVER SURRENDER!
  • The jungler that never ganks.
  • The clean up jungler, arrives only to clean up kills and you never see him again.
  • Poppy is dancing in the middle of the enemy team and has only lost a quarter health.
  • Those players that dodge once you pick your champion then you get paired against them in next draft and they ban your champion.
  • BOTS in normal twisted treeline
  • Rengar Support.
  • THAT GUY THAT TALKS IN ALL CAPS!
  • Cheese lanes. Ziggs adc and Darius support.
  • You stole my kill. Now I am going to cry about it all game.
  • Flaming in champ select, gonna be a great game.
  • The scripting Xerath.
  • This champ got a new skin, guess i am going to play him in ranked.
  • Those players that don't ban the champ you request when you are first pick and you just know you are going to get boned. (First three picks should be the ones banning.)
  • Shaco players, damn clown.
  • The Mid laner that never roams.
  • The split pushing ADC that gets brutally murdered at 40 mins into the game
  • I didn't know Kassidin was MIA. Why didn't you ping MIA mid laner. I pinged MIA 4 times.
  • New champion came out. PERMA banned for 2 weeks.
  • The PBE, you don't know what toxic is until you play on the PBE.
  • Lux's Laugh
  • The player that insists on doing everything themselves and just ends up dead.
  • Over competitive URF players.
  • Riot's balancing department.
  • Riot buffs champs just before they release a new skin.
  • LCS drama on twitter.
  • League of Legends on reddit.
  • We all know that AAtrox is secretly Faker's kryptonite.

This list is currently under construction. The Goal is a hundred. The list is a joke, that should be obvious.

12 Comments

Arcenic1/15/2017, 7:23:31 AM1 votes

Honestly why are you still playing the game then...

zacktootall1/15/2017, 7:23:42 AM1 votes

you should have done a gif with someone saying "NOPE this list is impossible to make"

Void Nargacuga1/15/2017, 7:33:32 AM1 votes

Damn comprehensive list... Surprised they aren't numbers instead of bullets.

Birbonius1/15/2017, 7:19:36 PM1 votes

The people that look you up in champ select and immediately judge you.

Hello. I will do this. In every game i'll play. And i'll do it Silently Without even thinking about chatting with you. And i'm gonna carry you with my full AP Karma Mid,even though i'm not good at carrying. Neither at speaking proper english. I'm not a mothertongue,why should i? I could decide to chat you. Just to flame you in a language you don't know. And that won't even getting me banned,since i'll use safe words.

Hi there.