What are your embarassing LoL secrets?

Quirks, habits, etc that you don't always tell your friends :P

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Sometimes I pick support, despite clearly respecting the role and the contributions it gives to every team that makes it more meta than just being a babysitter, because I'm just too tired and cranky to last-hit and just want to smack bitches.

I suck as at top. So much I get reported for feeding, not intentionally feeding, but feeding because I plain suck.

Sometimes I like completing my support item before buying sightstone if my adc whines.

Sometimes I play adc and whine. Hello to all you kettles, for I am pot.

The reason I have abandonment issues is because of those supports who roam before I get the BF sword. That's, like, on me but I never had a father and now I have two for some reason and oh my god why am I typing this.

The reason I have trust issues is because of all those people who don't understand that THEY CAN PROC BRAUM'S PASSIVE AFTER HIS FIRST AUTO OR Q AND LEAVE ME TO DIE WHEN THEY COULD HAVE JUST AUTO'D ONCE AND LET ME JUMP TO THEM WHILE THE ENEMY IS CC'D INSTEAD OF GIVING THEM A FREE KILL OHMYGODWHY

When I jungle, I don't say anything about this but I secretly gank the lanes that don't complain more. And I gank the lanes with salty enemies. Secret pro #360noscope420 strats right there.