Help Needed, Reward For Finder

Had Lucians Wife·4/23/2016, 9:21:22 PM·9 votes·534 views

Hi here , excuse me, sorry for taking up your time but have any of you seen 's wife. You see, I misplaced my lantern and once i found it she was gone. I think that rat bastard has her, but i cant find him either and i dont have a . Nobody on the Rift knows yet but, if they find out ill be a joke. Please help.

Reward : I promise not to Damn your soul to an eternity of pain and suffering

Extra: Find that rat for me and ill throw in something extra

Sincerely, The Chain Warden

P.S. : Dont tell , we are already on bad terms, i dont need him trying harder to kill me

3 Comments

undesirable team4/23/2016, 10:41:35 PM3 votes

it was this guy https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ce_tIl9VAAA3H0C.jpg

twirlingfox4/24/2016, 4:49:33 PM2 votes

Oi, Gentleman Gnar here, and I think I might have a lead as to where this "wife" is. You see, I'm friends with Heimerdinger and he can never get girls to like him. They always say he is just too nerdy. has always dreamed about having a family, though.

So he decided to pay Teemo with all of the money he has from selling his gadgets, and told him to go find him a wife. Teemo set off into the rift looking for a nice lady. Teemo talked with Lucian for a while, and Lucian eventually told him about how you, Thresh , put his wife in a lantern. Teemo assumed that Thresh would no longer need Lucian 's wife and he waited for you to throw your lantern.

Once you did, he took Lucian 's wife out of the lantern. Teemo returned to Heimerdinger with Lucian 's wife, but had already made a giant family of robot children. So, Teemo left and is now selling Lucian 's wife to the highest bidder.

And I'm not too sure where, but from the grape vine I heard Viktor is also looking for a woman, so Lucian 's wife could be with him now.

Thank you, please do not torture my soul,

Gentleman Gnar

Shroom Junkie4/24/2016, 2:38:03 PM1 votes

Relevant username.