A Real, Indepth Analysis Provided With Statistics About Why A Champ Is Broken (Long Read)

Brain Errör 404·Apr 12, 2017·99 votes·3,258 views

Nerf this cancer spreading, aneurysm giving, hog wash piece of s**t riot.

Thank you for reading.

56 Comments

SSShutTheDuckUpApr 12, 201747 votes

https://media.makeameme.org/created/its-funny-because-mjy4hz.jpg

Brain Errör 404Apr 12, 20179 votes

I dunno if we should laugh or cry. T_T :DD

SteelMankindApr 13, 20176 votes

Family Guy reference? Definitely cry.

Masterofchaos999Apr 15, 20171 votes

Why not both?

DeathBot666Apr 13, 201731 votes

Why is this in M&G?

It's a higher quality post than half of what comes from gameplay.

Morgan le FeyApr 13, 20172 votes

{quoted}

Why is this in M&G?

It's a higher quality post than half of what comes from gameplay.

Why would you answer your own question like that? Now we have nothing else to talk about! [slayer-jinx-wink]

Brain Errör 404Apr 13, 20177 votes

People don't read long, thought out posts in gameplay. M&G I find to be a bit more lenient and take the time to skim through all the data that's provided. The minute some one sees a wall of text, they instantly run away in gameplay. :c

It Hertz When IPApr 13, 20171 votes

I'll usually skim. Then again, most of my reading time on the Boards is M&G, so...

WiegrafOfValorApr 13, 201714 votes

@Riot: Don't worry guys, I got this!

#PBE

#Zeal _Total cost lowered from 1300 to 1200. _

#Infinity Edge Total cost lowered from 3600 to 3400

#[REWORKED] Guardian Angel Total Cost: 2400g Build Path: Pickaxe + Long Sword + Cloth Armor + 875g +40 Attack Damage +30 Armor _Unique Passive: Upon taking lethal damage, restores 50% of base Health and 30% of maximum Mana after 4 seconds of stasis (300 second cooldown). _

#Randuin's Omen Crit reduction [REMOVED]

ZarvanisApr 13, 201713 votes

Updated Today on PBE http://i.imgur.com/Sxam4jT.png?noredirect

Yesterday it had crit reduction and it built out of Thornmail. http://i.imgur.com/NFzVtG7.png?noredirect

WiegrafOfValorApr 13, 20172 votes

Ok, now make your defense on Zeal cost reduction + IE cost reduction + AD-GA rework

ZarvanisApr 13, 20173 votes

I didn't read any of them. I don't know what any of the changes are, and I don't care. I just skimmed past your comment, but noticed the bit about Randiun's at the last second. I only knew about Randuin's because I heard from someone else that they added Thornmail to it.

I typically don't bother with paying attention to things that are so tentative. Not a single item change is guaranteed. Complaining about it is pointless until they hit the live server.

WiegrafOfValorApr 13, 20174 votes

Complaining about when it hit the live server is also pointless since Riot never revert a change.. So we can't complain in the Beta test part, where they can revert, but we should complain when hit the live server where they never revert..

You're some kind of new breed of genius.

ZarvanisApr 13, 20175 votes

It's called, "typing when you're aggravated". I most certainly would not recommend it. Side effects include being disgusted in oneself for the stupid crap said.

All I initially wanted was to show you that Crit reduction was put back onto Randuin's, then leave this and never come back to it. I'm not trying to defend Riot, or anything they do. I'm no balance guru.

Riot is in the experimental phase right now, so the changes shouldn't be taken too seriously. Obviously, every change at every point should be scrutinized to a degree. If you have a problem with something Riot does, voice it.

I wasn't thinking about what I was saying before, I have no excuse. But you didn't have to be so mean about it.

SoyUnPrededorApr 13, 20172 votes

It's starting to look like its old self again.

MelledoneusApr 13, 20177 votes

I would fucking buy that version of Randuin's any day.

ZarvanisApr 13, 20172 votes

It is pretty shagadelic, isn't it? It would make ADCs even worse, and screw over Yasuo. What's not to love?

MelledoneusApr 13, 20177 votes

Yes, finally! Someone GETS it!

AMYS GRAVEApr 13, 20172 votes

http://68.media.tumblr.com/42638fc7f1229d5be7dac0760c32481c/tumblr_mwzszinQc61rzik3go1_400.gif

Brain Errör 404Apr 13, 20171 votes

Wait, it has less health and slightly more armor now? Idk, I thought the thornmail idea was a good change.

It Hertz When IPApr 13, 20171 votes

Hopefully they go back a day, I like the idea of it building out of Thornmail.

Arìes WíndApr 13, 20174 votes

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BeheadedApr 13, 20174 votes

You're silver and you main yasuo. Smh o.o

New Tool AlbumApr 13, 20175 votes

Bruh, you can't even type, maybe you should learn ENGLISH from the koreans

StradApr 13, 20175 votes

Funny because it's a joke. Funnier still because you took it seriously.

[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

PhelasApr 13, 20173 votes

Even more funny because he is silver himself and insulting other silvers.

StradApr 15, 20171 votes

I bet he deserves Challenger though! [slayer-jinx-wink]

rework trundleApr 12, 20173 votes

What's funny is that the guy got camped as hell, had a poor score and somehow one shotted my adc with q r q (e as well i think). Like seriously ... that's just old tankko with hella more mobility, and (not really) squishier.

ExcusemeFellowsApr 13, 20176 votes

[{quoted}](name=le un le seul,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=MpFqt9OZ,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2017-04-12T21:28:15.642+0000)

_ one shotted killed my adc with q r q (e as well i think). _

Pick one.

Velzard of KozApr 13, 20172 votes

One-shot is generally used when champion kills someone else quickly with small amount or no counterplay (or more accurately said, window of opportunity to react) even If they use multiple abilities. Barely any champion would be able to actually one-shot anyone. Maybe something with ratios like Xerath on his wavekiller when extremly fed and used against enemy champ that was afk most of game.

Yes, people do abuse the term, so I understand other people's attachment to literal meaning of the phrase, however I think it's easy to understand he meant that Yasuo was strongly behind and still needed to hit single skill-shot (which also can be hit guaranteedly with E) to give very little chance for the ADC to do something. And even If that Yasuo got killed immediately afterwards by people who were around the desperate ADC, it might still feel unfair to them.

rework trundleApr 16, 20171 votes

{quoted}

killed my adc with q r q (e as well i think). _

Pick one.

Pick one? Does zed one shots with his R only? One shots are usually a combo of abilities that you blow on the same target in 1-2 seconds.

ExcusemeFellowsApr 17, 20171 votes

Meh, probably just play too many shooter games.(cough cod cough)

FegoneApr 13, 20173 votes

TL;DR

Brain Errör 404Apr 13, 20171 votes

Not available. You have to read everything to understand my point of view. It's only a bit long, you should be able to take 5minutes out of your time to finish it.

FegoneApr 17, 20171 votes

For this comment I just downvoted you.

Brain Errör 404Apr 17, 20171 votes

Then I'm sorry to say, you just lost the memes war!

FegoneApr 17, 20171 votes

This war might be lost, but the battle is not over!

AmazoXApr 12, 20172 votes

Pretty much every complain.

Yasuo WIND WALL can BLOCK ALL THE DAMAGE, HIS UNTOUCHABLE. Yasuo has the best shield in the game. (Perishes with a spit)

EvilUnicornLordApr 13, 20171 votes

(Also does no damage to tanks despite what everyone was thinking he does.)

SoyUnPrededorApr 13, 20174 votes

50% bonus armor pen on top of his build of 100% crit chance and usually life steal enables him to damage and duel tanks. Yeah, it's somewhat loaded behind his ult, but its the largest fuck you to armor any champion in the game has, and he can stack it with items too if he wants to make armor almost nonexistent.

EvilUnicornLordApr 13, 20171 votes

Do you actively play tanks?

garren9Apr 13, 20173 votes

Darius item 3071 item 3748 item 3053 item 3083 item 3009

Yeah... all the time

kappa

EvilUnicornLordApr 13, 20171 votes

That is somewhat threatening to a tank (would be a lot more if he had a legit build).

Yasuo... Is a minor inconvenience. As much Armor Penetration everyone says he eats tanks with, he doesn't last long en to use it.

Velzard of KozApr 13, 20172 votes

I think what Mallecke meant to say is that If someone plays Darius with the build and then complains that Yasuo easily dueled them, that's the problem, that they weren't really a tank.

EvilUnicornLordApr 13, 20171 votes

I think he was more implying the stereotypical view of a "tank" presented by people who never play tank (A juggernaut with a cruddy build, seriously, who grabs Cleaver and Hydra for Darius?) Followed by a kappa.

I was originally talking to some guy who was falsely convinced that Yasuo can 100-0 a full build tank.

Project MOBASIMApr 13, 20171 votes

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Brain Errör 404Apr 13, 20173 votes

Say what you want about me, whether it's a joke or not, never bring people's parents into this. Just gonna report your comment. This is M&G. Take it easy there buddy.