Bohemian Rhapsody: League Version
Is this the real League, Is this just Dota 2? Caught in hard CC, No escape from being ganked at two. Open your eyes, Look down at your map and see. I'm just a poor Bronze, I need no sympathy. Because elo comes, elo goes, LP high, LP low. Anyway LP blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me.
Janna, I finally got a kill. 'Though my KDA's a wreck, 1 kill to my 7 deaths. Janna, I'm the boosted one! I'll never get to 7 on my main. Janna, oooh, Didn't mean to tower dive. If I'm not back again when I respawn, Hold the lane, hold the lane, as if nothing really matters.
Too late, Nashor has fell. Sends shivers down my spine When I hear that Baron die. Surrender everybody, we just can't win! We've been struggling to hold the lanes but now we're doomed. Janna, oooh, l don't want to feed. I sometimes wish I'd never play Ranked at all!
I see a little silhouetto of a Kled. You're a noob! You're a noob! Fight until you find Skaarl. They have a fed Veigar, very very frightening me! Galio, Galio, Galio, Galio, Galio, five-man ult - Pentakill!
But I'm just a poor Bronze, nobody loves me He's just a poor Bronze stuck in there since Season 3! Carry him to Gold or Silver please!
Elo comes, elo goes, will you carry me? By Faker! No we will not carry you. Carry him! By Faker! No we will not carry you. Carry him! By Faker! No we will not carry you. Will not carry you. Carry him! Never carry him. Never carry me, oooh. No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Oh Janna please, oh Janna please, oh Janna please, oh carry me! Elo hell has a place put aside for me, For meee, For meeeee!
So you think you can kill me and spam /laugh in my face? So you think you can tilt me? Well you're a disgrace! Oooh Syndra, can't do this to me Syndra. Just gotta dodge queue just gotta dodge queue outta here!
Elo doesn't matter Anyone can see Elo doesn't matter Elo doesn't matter... To meeeee.
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: This is... ART!!!!
