Seriously, Nerf Ecco

CleverExpletive·5/30/2015, 9:14:17 PM·10 votes·1,597 views

Insane mobility, jukes for days, and a device that allows for time travel.

Here are some basic facts about dolphins that I found in a book:

Dolphins can swim at a speed of up to 25 miles per hour
The dolphin is the only mammal that gives birth with the tail first instead of the head.
A group of dolphins is called a pod

Nowhere in that list does it say anything about fucking time travel.

Oh and let's make him noob proof by giving him an ult to undo whatever stupid thing he just did.

"Oops, got caught out, lemme ult and pretend I was never here" "Oops, sucked all the aquatic wildlife into a vortex, lemme ult and bring em back"

And the mobility....dear god, how do you catch this guy? Take a look at this footage:

Sure, I'll just walk up and CC him....where'd he go?

This has gotten out of hand, Riot. You continue to pump out these overloaded champs time and time again, and watch as they dominate ranked games.

and

remain unchanged since release, and inevitably get left in the dust. Well done, Rito, you've shown your true colors this time.

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