This is a parody about the upcoming Yuumi changes.

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Patch Notes 9.24

####Yuumi

"Yuumi always had a special place in our heart since her release. On top of the pile we've regretted ever doing in our life. We're trying real hard to make her fit the game's damage meta, where she can be the literal one hit."

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#####Bop & Block (Passive)

Shield increased from [50-300] to [50-390] Now restores mana: 50-160 based on character level.

"We must admit, this shield mechanism was a great idea, so we're giving it more attention. Hopefully Yuumis will try to get this shield more often, letting the enemy to kill her for her W changes, see below. Also, we're giving back her mana replenishing ability she was originally released with. The tooltip will be updated 3 patch after, when we decide to remove it again."

#####Prowling Projectile (Q)

Mana increased from 75/80/85/90/95/100 to 85/90/95/100/105/110

Damage AP ratio lowered from 45% to 30%

Empowered damage changed from [50/85/120/155/190/225 (+65% AP)] to [50/95/140/185/230/275 (+40%)]

Projectile duration lowered from 3s to 2s

"We weren't able not to see that players have a lot of problem with this ability, so we had to do something about it. We planned to change it, but our resources are focused on the newest Ahri and Lux skins so, we made sure that the ability won't be worth using instead. With this change, players won't see Yuumis using their Q. Also, we introduce Aphelios with the change, as Yuumi became the first hero with 3 abilites instead of 4."

#####~~ You and Me! (W)~~

Flat adaptive force increased from 5/7/9/11/13 to 12/14/16/18/20

Adaptive Force % ~~ increased~~ from 4/7/10/13/16% to 12/14/16/18/20%

[New Rules] "Immobilizing effects on Yuumi place You and Me! on a 5 second cooldown." "Yuumi will Unattach if her ally uses Teleport."

[New] Now has .2s channel time and can be interrupted

"Yuumi always had the problem that, she sits on fed players, making them unkillable with just sitting on them without ever leaving them. This problem is only problem for the playerbase. We liked the idea so, we enhanced its benefits, while added hard punishments for ever leaving the host. We are even planning an instant death mechanism for Yuumi when she leaves her host in the future."

#####Zoomies (E)

No longer has charges

Cooldown: 12/11/10/9/8s

Cost increased from 30/40/50/60/70 to 100/115/130/145/160

Duration increased from 2 seconds to 3 seconds

Movement speed lowered from 25% to 15%

Heal AP increased from 10% to 30%

Minimum heal increased from 30/40/50/60/70 to 70/110/150/190/230

Now gives attack speed: 25/30/35/40/45%

"It was a silly idea to make a heal with such a thing like current health based healing with charges. Now it is a simple one click ability without any strategy involved, like keeping a charge for movement speed or pressing it twice under 20% health for full potential. Also, it gives ATK speed now so, at least right click fighters won't hate Yuumi in the team like the rest."